Jeff Bezos

Pepi · Post by **Pepi** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:19 am

In space

Why does his ship look like a flying penis

greatmutah · Post by **greatmutah** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:21 am

At first I was like what the hell is Pepi talking about? Then I clicked on cnn and sure enough, it looks like a giant dick. Apparently he wants to fuck space.

Pepi · Post by **Pepi** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:25 am

Lol. The head of the Dick is back on earth. Pretty damn cool

Devin · Post by **Devin** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:45 am

fretless · Post by **fretless** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:46 am

it's pretty cool you can build your own space ship if you have enough money , in 100 years maybe we can buy a kit off amazon and DIY to the Moon .

greatmutah · Post by **greatmutah** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:47 am

Not gonna lie, dude. When I was a kid growing up I dreamed that we’d all be at this point right now. Regardless of what I personally feel about Jeff Bezos, I’m a bit envious.

metalguy · Post by **metalguy** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 11:52 am

Was able to snap this pic as he took off

Pepi · Post by **Pepi** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 3:06 pm

metalguy wrote:

Was able to snap this pic as he took off

LOL Reminds me of Flesh Gordon

clipless bumper · Post by **clipless bumper** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 4:11 pm

in a little disappointed he made it back in one piece.....

Marc G · Post by **Marc G** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 8:13 am

nightflameauto · Post by **nightflameauto** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 8:30 am

I laughed my ass off that there was a petition started telling him to stay in space once he made it there with some ridiculous number of sigs. Jealousy is a horrible trait to foster.

I'm glad we've got so many different players in the space game right now. In the end the costs will come down to the point where even us nimrods would be able to afford a trip. Maybe not in my lifetime, but we'll at least be headed that direction. Finally.

greatmutah · Post by **greatmutah** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 9:30 am

nightflameauto wrote:I laughed my ass off that there was a petition started telling him to stay in space once he made it there with some ridiculous number of sigs. Jealousy is a horrible trait to foster.

I'm glad we've got so many different players in the space game right now. In the end the costs will come down to the point where even us nimrods would be able to afford a trip. Maybe not in my lifetime, but we'll at least be headed that direction. Finally.

Man, I really hope so.

K-Bizzle · Post by **K-Bizzle** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 9:42 am

Honestly this seems like bullshit compared to the stuff Space X is doing and isn't anything new over NASA from 50 years ago.
Color me not impressed what tax dodging Lex Luthor is doing with a space peen he financed.

nightflameauto · Post by **nightflameauto** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:07 am

K-Bizzle wrote:Honestly this seems like bullshit compared to the stuff Space X is doing and isn't anything new over NASA from 50 years ago.
Color me not impressed what tax dodging Lex Luthor is doing with a space peen he financed.

Honestly, SpaceX is killing it when it comes to space travel. People love to point at the Starship blowups and say "Musk can't even get to space," and they somehow completely ignore the Dragon/Falcon situation which has been human rated and actually transporting human beings into orbit for quite a while now.

I'm super excited by the prospect of what the Starship design will be capable of doing once it's further along in the test cycle. That's gonna be one massive cargo carrier. Not to mention the potential size of crewed missions.

clipless bumper · Post by **clipless bumper** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:17 am

nightflameauto wrote:
K-Bizzle wrote:Honestly this seems like bullshit compared to the stuff Space X is doing and isn't anything new over NASA from 50 years ago.
Color me not impressed what tax dodging Lex Luthor is doing with a space peen he financed.

Honestly, SpaceX is killing it when it comes to space travel. People love to point at the Starship blowups and say "Musk can't even get to space," and they somehow completely ignore the Dragon/Falcon situation which has been human rated and actually transporting human beings into orbit for quite a while now.

I'm super excited by the prospect of what the Starship design will be capable of doing once it's further along in the test cycle. That's gonna be one massive cargo carrier. Not to mention the potential size of crewed missions.

yes to both of these - Elon is actually doing it, Jeff and Richard only have toys in comparison.

CrunchBerries · Post by **CrunchBerries** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:04 am

nightflameauto wrote:
K-Bizzle wrote:Honestly this seems like bullshit compared to the stuff Space X is doing and isn't anything new over NASA from 50 years ago.
Color me not impressed what tax dodging Lex Luthor is doing with a space peen he financed.

Honestly, SpaceX is killing it when it comes to space travel. People love to point at the Starship blowups and say "Musk can't even get to space," and they somehow completely ignore the Dragon/Falcon situation which has been human rated and actually transporting human beings into orbit for quite a while now.

I'm super excited by the prospect of what the Starship design will be capable of doing once it's further along in the test cycle. That's gonna be one massive cargo carrier. Not to mention the potential size of crewed missions.

Well the difference is Elon is a critical part of the design/engineering aspect, along with the actual goal setting leadership in the company. It would be stuoid to risk his life at this point

nightflameauto · Post by **nightflameauto** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:27 am

CrunchBerries wrote:
nightflameauto wrote:
K-Bizzle wrote:Honestly this seems like bullshit compared to the stuff Space X is doing and isn't anything new over NASA from 50 years ago.
Color me not impressed what tax dodging Lex Luthor is doing with a space peen he financed.

Honestly, SpaceX is killing it when it comes to space travel. People love to point at the Starship blowups and say "Musk can't even get to space," and they somehow completely ignore the Dragon/Falcon situation which has been human rated and actually transporting human beings into orbit for quite a while now.

I'm super excited by the prospect of what the Starship design will be capable of doing once it's further along in the test cycle. That's gonna be one massive cargo carrier. Not to mention the potential size of crewed missions.

Well the difference is Elon is a critical part of the design/engineering aspect, along with the actual goal setting leadership in the company. It would be stuoid to risk his life at this point

Yet he bought a ticket on Branson's almost-space plane, which doesn't exactly have a stellar track record.

Granted, those two are supposedly friends, and Branson's saying he'll probably buy a ticket on Elon's ships when that becomes publicly available, so it could just be a scratch my back situation there.

Tortuga · Post by **Tortuga** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 12:09 am

Mom's basement:
* Bezos :fap:

* Branson

Pussy magnet... on fucking MARS, yo:
* Elon :usa:

Pepi · Post by **Pepi** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:08 am

I bet if I ate a WHOLE gummie I would feel like being on the moon

Devin · Post by **Devin** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:16 am

I wonder if anyone has ever fapped themselves to completion in zero G :love:

Yarbicus · Post by **Yarbicus** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:23 am

Tortuga · Post by **Tortuga** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:50 am

Devin wrote:I wonder if anyone has ever fapped themselves to completion in zero G

Gravity, yo... you really wouldn't want the shizz to be floating around

Ask the Apollo guys, when they had to deal with escaped poopers :sarge:

Pepi · Post by **Pepi** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 11:04 am

Devin wrote:I wonder if anyone has ever fapped themselves to completion in zero G

On the Space Station they have gravity booths to jackoff in

Zozobra · Post by **Zozobra** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 12:39 pm

I think we've found the real reason for the invention of the fleshlight.

Yarbicus · Post by **Yarbicus** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:19 pm

I'll stop now.

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