Anyone ever get laid?

[100 watt]

I got hit on by a Filipino chick BC of my accent, if that counts.

[neilrocks25]

No never, whats it like?

[zach]

Fact: I have never had my penis inside a black or asian woman.

we have that in common.











in the spirit of this thread, the term "woman" can be considered as being synonymous with the word "person".

just covering teh bases.

[Adrian]

Married to a Messican woman. The sex is pretty much on hold right now since she is over 5 months pregnant. Shit's just too hard when she's that far along, especially since she's a foot shorter than me.

[diablogato22]

Did any of the events in this thread hapen while wearing clown costumes?

Clown costume.

It's best to wear two clown costumes for maximum protection.

I fucking hate clowns. They freak me the fuck out.

I am with Phrophus on this one though. Thats the only action I have gotten in the last 3 years or so...

[zach]

Married to a Messican woman. The sex is pretty much on hold right now since she is over 5 months pregnant. Shit's just too hard when she's that far along, especially since she's a foot shorter than me.

my wife was always horny as hell when she got too pregnant for me to want to bang her.

[Adrian]

Married to a Messican woman. The sex is pretty much on hold right now since she is over 5 months pregnant. Shit's just too hard when she's that far along, especially since she's a foot shorter than me.

my wife was always horny as hell when she got too pregnant for me to want to bang her.

She's been super horny lately. Honestly, the preggo belly doesn't bother me, but sex is just very uncomfortable for her at this point in about every position.

[VTM]

If by getting laid you mean man-hammering a fleshlight wedged between a box spring and a mattress, then the answer is yes.

[Cirrus]

Mine had never been inside a black or latina woman. They haz problem with Brolando being naive and not liking dance and hiphop.

Mine neither. They haz problem with Cirrus being ugly and socially inept.

No never, whats it like?

It's like the joy of having a child, but muuuuuuch shorter and totally different.

I imagine.

[The Anomaly]

Come to think of it, I've ever ONLY had my penis inside white women. No asian, no african, no latina.

Goddamn Jungle Fever.

[draelyc]

If by getting laid you mean "literally fucking a couch" the answer would be yes.

Butthead: Beavis, get down!!!

Beavis: Hehehe, I *am* gettin' down!!!

[100 watt]

I have alot of black women flirt with me. They either dig the beard, or like the way I talk.

I dont get it, cause Im redneck as all fuck. Flannel shirt.. levis..baseball cap. Wouldnt think I'd be their type lol.

One thing I will say.. cant no white woman COOK like a black woman. ('cept maybe my Granny).

[The Anomaly]

Alright draelyc, WTF is that avatar? Who is it and what from?

Been driving me nuts!

[100 watt]

I thought it was Michael J fox

[Rampage]

Come to think of it, I've ever ONLY had my penis inside white women. No asian, no african, no latina.

Goddamn Jungle Fever.

Has your penis ever been in a skinny woman?

[draelyc]

Alright draelyc, WTF is that avatar? Who is it and what from?

Been driving me nuts!

MAL FUCKING REYNOLDS (aka Nathan Fillion) on an extra from Firefly. Dancing. Cause he's awesome.

This outtake is from Serenity, technically, but otherwise correct on all counts, sir.

[The Anomaly]

Come to think of it, I've ever ONLY had my penis inside white women. No asian, no african, no latina.

Goddamn Jungle Fever.

Has your penis ever been in a skinny woman?

Yes, why do you ask?

[TyroneBiggums]

Come to think of it, I've ever ONLY had my penis inside white women. No asian, no african, no latina.

Goddamn Jungle Fever.

Has your penis ever been in a skinny woman?

Yes, why do you ask?

[leftyaxeman]

Get Laid? I'm so bad at sex my hand falls asleep!!!

[VTM]

Get Laid? I'm so bad at sex my hand falls asleep!!!

Oh my!

[Chris Z]

Never had a black girl or Asian.

How about a black man?

No, but a black man has been inside him.

Not one black man.









It was like two or three black men. Mandingos.

[J.R.]

tried it once. decided I like pokemon more.

[indienoise]

Married to a Messican woman. The sex is pretty much on hold right now since she is over 5 months pregnant. Shit's just too hard when she's that far along, especially since she's a foot shorter than me.

my wife was always horny as hell when she got too pregnant for me to want to bang her.

She's been super horny lately. Honestly, the preggo belly doesn't bother me, but sex is just very uncomfortable for her at this point in about every position.

Bro.
When my wife was pregnant, I got on that up until that last possible minute. She was horny as all hell and I simply took advantage of the situation. Thankfully, her preferred position was a comfortable one for her. It almost makes me want to get her pregnant again.

Almost.

[Yarbicus]

Bro.
When my wife was pregnant, I got on that up until that last possible minute. She was horny as all hell and I simply took advantage of the situation. Thankfully, her preferred position was a comfortable one for her. It almost makes me want to get her pregnant again.

Almost.

Yup. My wife turns into a total porn star when she is pregnant. Of course, the rest of the hormonal package isn't worth it.

[indienoise]

Bro.
When my wife was pregnant, I got on that up until that last possible minute. She was horny as all hell and I simply took advantage of the situation. Thankfully, her preferred position was a comfortable one for her. It almost makes me want to get her pregnant again.

Almost.

Yup. My wife turns into a total porn star when she is pregnant. Of course, the rest of the hormonal package isn't worth it.

Mine actually wasn't that bad, hormonally speaking. It's just that the six months of phenomenal sex (first trimester wasn't all that) might not be a fair trade for the lifelong commitment that follows. Not that I don't love my son, I adore him. Just, you know, not sure that I want more like him.