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Anyone ever get laid?

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Fact: I have never had my penis inside a black or asian woman.
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i have both. in the words of brolando.... PROBLEM?


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i banged 3 girls hotter than kate upton while reading this thread
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sleewell wrote:i banged 3 girls hotter than kate upton while reading this thread


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If by getting laid you mean discrete, man-to-man action then the answer would be yes.

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The Anomaly wrote:Fact: I have never had my penis inside a black or asian woman.


Mine had never been inside a black or latina woman. They haz problem with Brolando being naive and not liking dance and hiphop. :lol: :facepalm:
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If by "gotten laid" you mean dreaming and giving my mattress hell, then yes I've gotten laid. Otherwise, no.
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Did any of the events in this thread hapen while wearing clown costumes?
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100 watt wrote:Did any of the events in this thread hapen while wearing clown costumes?


Clown costume.
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Do you mean with someone else there?
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I thought sex was just something that other people do to give me something to masturbate to.
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If by getting laid you mean "literally fucking a couch" the answer would be yes.
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paul88lx wrote:
100 watt wrote:Did any of the events in this thread hapen while wearing clown costumes?


Clown costume.


It's best to wear two clown costumes for maximum protection.
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phrophus wrote:If by "gotten laid" you mean having dreaming and giving my mattress hell, then yes I've gotten laid. Otherwise, no.


Anderton wrote:If by getting laid you mean "literally fucking a couch" the answer would be yes.


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Never had a black girl or Asian.
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shine wrote:Never had a black girl or Asian.



:hmm:

How about a black man?
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do crazed small furry animals frantically trying to get out of places where the sun don't shine count?
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Anderton wrote:If by getting laid you mean "literally fucking a couch" the answer would be yes.


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100 watt wrote:
shine wrote:Never had a black girl or Asian.



:hmm:

How about a black man?


No, but a black man has been inside him.
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i got laid over the weekend by an actual real woman that i didn't have to pay for. yes it can be done. never been with an asian chick.

as for most of you guys on this thread WTF is the matter with you don't you know that you're supposed to lie and say of course i did. :idea:
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Only women exactly 16 years older than me. I always text them my love first. You know, like a real man.
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Yarbicus wrote:Only women exactly 16 years older than me. I always text them my love first. You know, like a real man.


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Yarbicus wrote:Only women exactly 16 years older than me. I always text them my love first. You know, like a real man.


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Key to banging a Latino and Asian woman at the same time:

Fuck a Filipino. Then run as fast as you can, seriously.
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Yarbicus wrote:Only women exactly 16 years older than me. I always text them my love first. You know, like a real man.


:rofl:

TyroneBiggums wrote:Key to banging a Latino and Asian woman at the same time:

Fuck a Filipino. Then run as fast as you can, seriously.


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