Battle of the QSR Burger - FIGHT
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Battle of the QSR Burger - FIGHT
What's your favorite fast food/quick serve burger?
For years now mine has been the Shake Shack Smoke Shack. It fucking slaps.
First loser to say In-N-Out has to go to lunch with Orlando and inhale his balut gas
For years now mine has been the Shake Shack Smoke Shack. It fucking slaps.
First loser to say In-N-Out has to go to lunch with Orlando and inhale his balut gas
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Five Guys for me. I know that's probably not a popular answer but I don't choose who/what I love. It just happens 

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Five Guys makes a damn good burger!
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Midwest poverty. I'm going Wendy's. Though I do love a Hardee's mushroom and swiss as well as the Frisco burger. With large coke for maximum diarrhea potential.
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I might like the McRib from time to time



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I'm just being dumb; I kinda hate McDonalds tbh
I can't remember the last time I didn't have instant regret when I went there

I can't remember the last time I didn't have instant regret when I went there
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Big Five Guys fan here (my favorite) but I do love me some In N Out.
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Honestly can't remember the last time I had a fast food burger, because I can't have the fries that go with them.
But from memory: does Red Robin count? If not, probably Five Guys. Never had In-n-Out or Whataburger.
But from memory: does Red Robin count? If not, probably Five Guys. Never had In-n-Out or Whataburger.
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JiveTurkey wrote:Midwest poverty. I'm going Wendy's. Though I do love a Hardee's mushroom and swiss as well as the Frisco burger. With large coke for maximum diarrhea potential.
Devin wrote:MacDondal
I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to take a turn towards the toilet. Not long at all.

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Fuddruckers - Elk Burger w/ Cheddar
Burger 21 - BBQ Bacon
BurgerFi - Burger
The Habit - Double Char
In roughly that order. We don't have In-N-Out or Whataburger here. Five guys is too greasy. Smashburger closed all locations in Florida. Hardee's is terrible in Florida, but I remember it being good in North Carolina. The nearest Shake Shack from me is 45 minutes, ultimately not worth the drive when I have the four above all within 15 minutes of me. But Shake Shack does make some damn tasty crinkle fries
Burger 21 - BBQ Bacon
BurgerFi - Burger
The Habit - Double Char
In roughly that order. We don't have In-N-Out or Whataburger here. Five guys is too greasy. Smashburger closed all locations in Florida. Hardee's is terrible in Florida, but I remember it being good in North Carolina. The nearest Shake Shack from me is 45 minutes, ultimately not worth the drive when I have the four above all within 15 minutes of me. But Shake Shack does make some damn tasty crinkle fries
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GuitarBilly wrote:JiveTurkey wrote:Midwest poverty. I'm going Wendy's. Though I do love a Hardee's mushroom and swiss as well as the Frisco burger. With large coke for maximum diarrhea potential.Devin wrote:MacDondal
I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to take a turn towards the toilet. Not long at all.
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JiveTurkey wrote:GuitarBilly wrote:JiveTurkey wrote:Midwest poverty. I'm going Wendy's. Though I do love a Hardee's mushroom and swiss as well as the Frisco burger. With large coke for maximum diarrhea potential.Devin wrote:MacDondal
I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to take a turn towards the toilet. Not long at all.
I do what I can![]()
What we need is a Taco Bell/Hardee's collaboration with one of their mushroom swiss burgers as the actual inside of the burger sandwiched between two Mexican Pizzas from TB for the ultimate in gastrointestinal cleansation.
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As far as chain restaurants that are literally everywhere, I like Burger King and Wendy's
The thing about those is they can be awesome or complete fucking garbage; all depends on the location and whether the employees give even the slightest bit of fuck
The thing about those is they can be awesome or complete fucking garbage; all depends on the location and whether the employees give even the slightest bit of fuck
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Our Wendy's is slow af but the burgers are generally delicious. If we're grading on a fast food scale. Culvers has the butter burger which is basically a double smash burger and it's very good as well.
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Devin wrote:As far as chain restaurants that are literally everywhere, I like Burger King and Wendy's
The thing about those is they can be awesome or complete fucking garbage; all depends on the location and whether the employees give even the slightest bit of fuck
Rally's/Checker's has the best fries but their burgers taste like coasters made of mold and shit.
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Devin wrote:As far as chain restaurants that are literally everywhere, I like Burger King and Wendy's
The thing about those is they can be awesome or complete fucking garbage; all depends on the location and whether the employees give even the slightest bit of fuck
I found a graph of the quality of the Whopper in relation to time:
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Five Guys is good, pricey for a family of four but worth it. Farmer Boys has pretty good burgers, shitty fries though. Culvers butter burgers, everything's good there. LOL I just grabbed a double double animal style for lunch today because I had to run around town for work so I stopped off at one.
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Culver’s. I live about a half hour from their HQ, and I live equidistantly between two locations. They have been a very big part of my life, ever since I can remember.
Five Guys will do, but they’re sort of hit or miss, on the service. I once waited two hours, and they still fucked up my order. I like the fries, and the shakes are good. Wendy’s will do, but I prefer their chicken. Everything else tends to be desperation-driven. I travel for work, and sometimes McDonald’s is all there is to eat.
Five Guys will do, but they’re sort of hit or miss, on the service. I once waited two hours, and they still fucked up my order. I like the fries, and the shakes are good. Wendy’s will do, but I prefer their chicken. Everything else tends to be desperation-driven. I travel for work, and sometimes McDonald’s is all there is to eat.
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Haven't seen a Fuddruckers in a long time but they were the best that I can think of.
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Shake Shack is the best fast burger I've had.
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_ej_ wrote:Shake Shack is the best fast burger I've had.

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WC, fight me
Shake Shack’s garlic burger is badass tho
Shake Shack’s garlic burger is badass tho
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Wendy’s is the shit.
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andvari7 wrote:Culver’s. I live about a half hour from their HQ, and I live equidistantly between two locations. They have been a very big part of my life, ever since I can remember.
Five Guys will do, but they’re sort of hit or miss, on the service. I once waited two hours, and they still fucked up my order. I like the fries, and the shakes are good. Wendy’s will do, but I prefer their chicken. Everything else tends to be desperation-driven. I travel for work, and sometimes McDonald’s is all there is to eat.

Historically, Whataburger has been my go to and favorite but Five Guys isn't too far behind.
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