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Fictional character you'd most like to bone

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Had this conversation at work the other day. Rule 34 all up in this bitch.

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Aeon Flux

Or, the cartoon hottie from the movie Heavy Metal.
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Tifa
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Telephant wrote:C'mon down to Marshall town sweet tits. We're all having a helluva time. :cop:

ovid9 wrote:But, having three cats, I don't want to hurt their ears.

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Jessica Rabbit

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slave leia
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Being that I was a comic book junkie in the 80's/90's, I think Jean Grey (Phoenix) would be my first choice:

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What the hell is wrong with you guys :love: :love:

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She

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And she rocked a fucking Metallica shirt at the premiere!

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all of them ! starting with
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A woman without issues. :o
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A hot actress is not a fictional character :lol:

I think the question was about comic book/cartoon/animated movie characters??
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Annie.


Plus she's an orphan so you could kill her when you're done and no one would care.
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~Abstract~ wrote:Annie.


Plus she's an orphan so you could kill her when you're done and no one would care.


Would you make her call you Daddy Warbucks?
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Obviously.
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Okay then, carry on.
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fretless wrote:all of them ! starting with
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told this a million times, but linda carter tried out for my dad's band in the sixties. they didnt want a girl singer :facepalm:
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how stupid of them , shes got an invisible plane for fuxsakes , could have went to gigs in style .
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Tie between Chun Li and Cammy from Street Fighter.
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Y0UNGBL00D wrote:Tifa


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fretless wrote:how stupid of them , shes got an invisible plane for fuxsakes , could have went to gigs in style .


my life could have been very different.
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sleewell wrote:goop forever, thug life till I die bitch.

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mrelusive wrote:Had this conversation at work the other day. Rule 34 all up in this bitch.

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Lotta solid choices her but this is still the correct answer. Even more so if you have seen Bobbi Start in the port parody. :love:
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Y'all are poseurs. (hoping carpet matches drapes)

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