George Washington is the best president of all time

[~Abstract~]

But you know what? Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

[Noah]

Dude wanted to abolish slavery this day in 1786.

[Crunchtime]

and wore wooden grill like a boss.