There are two kinds of people in this world.

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Muslims will find this racist
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I'm a vegetarian. :rawk:
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Pepi wrote:Muslims will find this racist



can't be racist... Muslims aren't a race...
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Bacon is love.
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paul88lx wrote:Bacon is love.



this... I firmly believe that bacon could solve all world problems...
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Bacon is great, but I'm over the whole "Bacon is god" thing.
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GAS KING wrote:Bacon is great, but I'm over the whole "Bacon is god" thing.


BLASPHEMER!!!!
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Bacon is love.
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Marc G wrote:
Pepi wrote:Muslims will find this racist



can't be racist... Muslims aren't a race...



fucking win
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Muslims simply aren't aware that they love bacon because they refuse to allow themselves to try it. Perhaps this all came about due to a pork shortage in their part of the world? The religious leaders set up a situation where the followers couldn't eat the little bit of bacon available in their part of the world so they could save it all for themselves.
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my wife only eats turkey bacon and my sister in law got my daughter eating that soy bacon for a while. I haven't been able to fully convert my wife, but I was able to bring my daughter back into the swine side.
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Fuck bacon. For real. Fuck bacon. If I never have it or hear about it again, I'll be perfectly fine.
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from the sounds of this thread.............bacon wrapped dick masturbation sounds like a favorite past time.
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BrendanO, I deny thee. First Red Hots, now bacon?

GTFO.
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Fuck this court. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy. Fuck bacon. Fuck Red Hots. Fuck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. Fuck all the old wood in here. Fuck the moon, fuck corn on the cob, fuck squirrels.
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BrendanO wrote:Fuck this court. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy. Fuck bacon. Fuck Red Hots. Fuck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. Fuck all the old wood in here. Fuck the moon, fuck corn on the cob, fuck squirrels.


:rofl: :rofl:
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BrendanO wrote:Fuck this court. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy. Fuck bacon. Fuck Red Hots. Fuck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. Fuck all the old wood in here. Fuck the moon, fuck corn on the cob, fuck squirrels.


See, now I'm torn. I kinda wanna applaud the general concept, but throwing bacon and red hots in there. . . .
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thenakedarab wrote:
nightflameauto wrote:Muslims simply aren't aware that they love bacon because they refuse to allow themselves to try it. Perhaps this all came about due to a pork shortage in their part of the world? The religious leaders set up a situation where the followers couldn't eat the little bit of bacon available in their part of the world so they could save it all for themselves.


Kinda like Catholic priests and little kids, but less creepy?


Whoah. That's deep. There's like . . . levels and shit there. Whoah.
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I am partial to bacon.
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marshallnoise wrote:I am partial to bacon.


I am partially bacon.
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benjamin801 wrote:
marshallnoise wrote:I am partial to bacon.


I am partially bacon.


:drool:
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thenakedarab wrote:Back fat can be a good thing, if properly cured and cooked.


This reminds me. I once had a friend, if you pardon me using the word extremely loosely, who recommended keeping an extremely large woman as a girlfriend/wife. In his words, "I'm not talking just fat. I'm talking when you do her from behind you can see the fat washing away from you in waves." The reason? "Cause when the apocalypse comes, you can start trimming that shit, fry it, and eat for weeks."

I'm not entirely convinced he was joking either. I only ever knew him to date one attractive woman, and all the rest were sweathogs that could barely make it through a door.
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BrendanO wrote:Image


FTFY :thu:
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Yes.
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Independent George wrote:
BrendanO wrote:Image


FTFY :thu:


FUCK OFF, LAHEY.
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nightflameauto wrote:I'm not entirely convinced he was joking either. I only ever knew him to date one attractive woman, and all the rest were sweathogs that could barely make it through a door.


:lol: :thu:
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