
Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
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Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?

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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Mayo and mustard on hot dogs for lyfe
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
No. No mayo on a dawg.
Mayonnaise is best when its left inside the jar.

Mayonnaise is best when its left inside the jar.
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Yes.
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Is this some sort of gay porn reference?
Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
I hope so.
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Ew, no. I like mayo on a lot of things but not on hot dogs.
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Wouldn't stop me from eating one
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
I mean I’m white but not that white
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Alone, no.
Mixed with other ingredients/topping, I can see it working. Just depends on what those are.
Mixed with other ingredients/topping, I can see it working. Just depends on what those are.
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
I ain't mad at it...
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Your parents really screwed up with you.
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Equal parts mayo, ketchup, mustard, a dash or two of worchestire sauce and blend with dill pickle relish = hot dog sauce.
Pretty sure that should piss off nearly everybody on some level. But it actually is tasty.
Pretty sure that should piss off nearly everybody on some level. But it actually is tasty.

Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Frank-ly, as long as the dog is properly grilled, I'm in. GTFO with boiled shit.
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Sometimes, if I'm feeling fancy, I'll put on tan pants and call it aioli 

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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Yarbicus wrote:Frank-ly, as long as the dog is properly grilled, I'm in. GTFO with boiled shit.
This. Gotta be grilled right to give it that snap.
When I see a boiled hotdog I find it to be a slap in the face to the pig who donated his ears, eyeballs, snout, gristle, taint and butthole to make that hotdog happen.

Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Diddlybo wrote: ears, eyeballs, snout, gristle, taint and butthole
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