Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?

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Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?

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Mayo and mustard on hot dogs for lyfe
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No. No mayo on a dawg. :nope:

Mayonnaise is best when its left inside the jar.
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No. But you do you...
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Is this some sort of gay porn reference?
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I hope so.
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Ew, no. I like mayo on a lot of things but not on hot dogs.
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Wouldn't stop me from eating one
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Devin wrote:Wouldn't stop me from eating one

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I mean I’m white but not that white
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wtf is this a thing?
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Alone, no.

Mixed with other ingredients/topping, I can see it working. Just depends on what those are.
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Equal parts mayo, ketchup, mustard, a dash or two of worchestire sauce and blend with dill pickle relish = hot dog sauce.

Pretty sure that should piss off nearly everybody on some level. But it actually is tasty. :idk:
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Frank-ly, as long as the dog is properly grilled, I'm in. GTFO with boiled shit.
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Sometimes, if I'm feeling fancy, I'll put on tan pants and call it aioli :love:
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Yarbicus wrote:Frank-ly, as long as the dog is properly grilled, I'm in. GTFO with boiled shit.


This. Gotta be grilled right to give it that snap.

When I see a boiled hotdog I find it to be a slap in the face to the pig who donated his ears, eyeballs, snout, gristle, taint and butthole to make that hotdog happen. :mad:
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Diddlybo wrote: ears, eyeballs, snout, gristle, taint and butthole



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