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So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 5:56 pm
by Steinmetzify
She did some stuff around the house, had a deck built inside of two days, had a bar put in and has been the life of the party for her neighbors...I've been out there 3 times for whatever in the last two weeks and there hasn't been one time there weren't drunk people present; it's sort of nuts because all the people in her neighborhood are in their early 30s and 40s, but there they all are, drinking along with her.
I just got this text from her that said 'Road Trip' along with this photo:

My 71 yr old mother, who my whole life has been against us doing any sort of drugs and mostly against us drinking too, is now literally getting into her truck to go to Nevada TO BUY ALL THE WEED
Shit made me laugh

Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 6:16 pm
by Ostinato Rubato
God dammit if this isn’t a beautiful story.

Enjoy retirement Mrs. Metzify
Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 6:56 pm
by ajaxlepinski
Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 11:45 pm
by clipless bumper
+1!!!!!!
Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Mon May 25, 2020 1:55 am
by itchyfingers
Sounds like a great way to kickoff retirement!

Congrats to her!
Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Mon May 25, 2020 8:40 am
by leftyaxeman
Congrats to her! Hope I'm doing the same when I retire.
Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 11:53 am
by Devin
That's a good lady
Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 9:05 pm
by Telephant
This is great!

Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Wed May 27, 2020 7:21 am
by GuitarBilly
That's funny man

that's how I want my retirement to be lol
Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Thu May 28, 2020 7:35 pm
by Steinmetzify
Day 6 of no work....she sucked me in:

Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Thu May 28, 2020 9:13 pm
by GuitarBilly
^^^^ that's good shit. I used to buy from them when I lived in NV.
Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 10:05 am
by Devin
Damn that bag is fancy
Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 12:23 pm
by Steinmetzify
For the record, 1 was not enough and 2 was too many.

Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 2:26 pm
by rock flag and eagle
Did you get edibles? I hate edibles, they don't seem to really do anything to me unless I take too much than i feel like crap.
I prefer cartridges, a couple little hits and I feel good within 10 minutes.
And those bags are a pain in the ass to open. 2 years ago I took the kids to Disneyland, ran out at night to a place to buy some edibles and shit was in a bag like that, than once inside was another bag that was a pain in the ass to open, especially when you're on vacation with no knife or scissors. I was using my house keys to cut them open.

Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 4:18 pm
by Steinmetzify
rock flag and eagle wrote:Did you get edibles? I hate edibles, they don't seem to really do anything to me unless I take too much than i feel like crap.
I prefer cartridges, a couple little hits and I feel good within 10 minutes.
And those bags are a pain in the ass to open. 2 years ago I took the kids to Disneyland, ran out at night to a place to buy some edibles and shit was in a bag like that, than once inside was another bag that was a pain in the ass to open, especially when you're on vacation with no knife or scissors. I was using my house keys to cut them open.

Yeah, some gummy things. I think I could just take half of one and be good. Wasn’t really after a high per se, was more for relaxation and pain relief on my shoulder, but about an hour after I took the 2nd one I melted into the couch and got lost in my own head.
Should have just taken the one lol
Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 4:21 pm
by Telephant
My wife got one of those Magic Butter things and has been making awesome edibles. She makes some peanut butter cups that are to die for! Gotta be careful with those cause they’re so damn delicious! That’s hilarious you got in on it too! Nice to read some feel good shit with all the other craziness happening right now.
Re: So my mom retired two weeks ago...
Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 10:27 pm
by CrunchBerries
FUCK IT. For real its time to PARRRTAAAYYY!!! hahahah
Well played Mrs. Zify.
