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:eek:

:freak:

:lol:

:freak: :freak:

:rofl:
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I honestly feel bad for people who don't know how to internet, the "U DUN GOOFED UP" patrol, if you will. Until the first time you've been trolled, or seen it up close, you don't understand that none of the rules of IRL social interaction that you grew up with work there.
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duncan we may be brothers from another mother. i was reading this like 5 minutes ago and darn near started a thread here about it.


the best is when they admit to buying all their cakes from a 3rd party but then keep up the chirade that everything is homemade by them after admitting that isnt true. his meltdown on fb is classic too, what a nice guy.
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sleewell wrote:duncan we may be brothers from another mother. i was reading this like 5 minutes ago and darn near started a thread here about it.


the best is when they admit to buying all their cakes from a 3rd party but then keep up the chirade that everything is homemade by them after admitting that isnt true. his meltdown on fb is classic too, what a nice guy.


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Watch the video on the Buzzfeed page. The gif they have underneath is PERFECT.

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benjamin801 wrote:I honestly feel bad for people who don't know how to internet, the "U DUN GOOFED UP" patrol, if you will. Until the first time you've been trolled, or seen it up close, you don't understand that none of the rules of IRL social interaction that you grew up with work there.


Knowing how to Internet or not, most coherent and competent adults know how to take the high road, accept honest criticism, etc.

Them folks is fucking nuts.
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duncan wrote:
benjamin801 wrote:I honestly feel bad for people who don't know how to internet, the "U DUN GOOFED UP" patrol, if you will. Until the first time you've been trolled, or seen it up close, you don't understand that none of the rules of IRL social interaction that you grew up with work there.


Knowing how to Internet or not, most coherent and competent adults know how to take the high road, accept honest criticism, etc.

Them folks is fucking nuts.




It doesn't appear these two have any idea how to be normal, upstanding citizens.
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duncan wrote:
benjamin801 wrote:I honestly feel bad for people who don't know how to internet, the "U DUN GOOFED UP" patrol, if you will. Until the first time you've been trolled, or seen it up close, you don't understand that none of the rules of IRL social interaction that you grew up with work there.


Knowing how to Internet or not, most coherent and competent adults know how to take the high road, accept honest criticism, etc.

Them folks is fucking nuts.


I think you're right in this case. I mean, they didn't come into the public awareness in the first place for having done good things.

But man, did the internet ever amplify their fail. :facepalm:
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benjamin801 wrote:
duncan wrote:
benjamin801 wrote:I honestly feel bad for people who don't know how to internet, the "U DUN GOOFED UP" patrol, if you will. Until the first time you've been trolled, or seen it up close, you don't understand that none of the rules of IRL social interaction that you grew up with work there.


Knowing how to Internet or not, most coherent and competent adults know how to take the high road, accept honest criticism, etc.

Them folks is fucking nuts.


I think you're right in this case. I mean, they didn't come into the public awareness in the first place for having done good things.

But man, did the internet ever amplify their fail. :facepalm:


From what I've seen, they've been in the local news a number of times for how abysmal their customer service is, and how shitty they are.
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"the crazy train doesnt stop for nobody"


"lowercase is low gear for losers"


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FUCK YOU ALL YOU ARE ALL STUPID PEOPLE AND DONT POST THIS SHIT ON THIS MULTIMILLION DOLLAR FORUM. I AM A CHILD OF >>GOD<< AND I AM GOING TO START A GENERATION OF TRUTHFULNESS AGAINST YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE THAT CANT AFFORD QUALITY.
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While it is actually sad to watch two obviously delusional people, who have zero idea of the sheer size of the internet and what "going viral" really means, completely self-destruct in public, I do hope they go out of business....the sooner, the better. In my job, I often say, "Nothing surprises me anymore" and then I am usually immediately proven wrong.

Total. Fucking. Cunts.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg[/video]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQDtoHpAWhg[/video]

Their FB page is a hoot.
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AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (is that a wine?)


and its also about something he will soon learn about: filing for bankruptcy



the bitch is a felon too, they just seem like a match made in heaven.
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I need to open a restaurant.

I can cook, and I can Internet.

I will asplode Yelp.
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HottKarl wrote:While it is actually sad to watch two obviously delusional people, who have zero idea of the sheer size of the internet and what "going viral" really means, completely self-destruct in public, I do hope they go out of business....the sooner, the better. In my job, I often say, "Nothing surprises me anymore" and then I am usually immediately proven wrong.

Total. Fucking. Cunts.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg[/video]


She looks and comes off like Sandra Lee with more makeup and fewer badly needed psych meds, and it looks as if she cooks about as well. :freak:
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Just for shits and giggles (mostly giggles because we all know these kooks aren't done by a long shot) I liked their page to see what else they would post. It only took a few minutes for this to pop up:

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HottKarl wrote:Just for shits and giggles (mostly giggles because we all know these kooks aren't done by a long shot) I liked their page to see what else they would post. It only took a few minutes for this to pop up:

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OF COURSE they now come up with every junior high school girl's excuse from their first week on the internet. :facepalm:
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Yeah. I want to believe they are full of shit and are trying to stuff their internet words back in their mouth but it is possible they got hackz0red....

I really want to believe it is a mental break down, though. Who doesn't like watching people you don't care about, who do terrible things like taking waiter's tips (I am a former waiter), destroy their own public image in a snow ball perpetually circling the south pole like manner? Cherry on top is the "God" validation. You can't fight the internet. Especially if you care about what it thinks of you :l:
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bunch of fucktards. can tell from the pic of them alone. fun read. some people simply will never get it. sadly, i feel the number of them increasing these days.
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guitarbilly74 wrote:FUCK YOU ALL YOU ARE ALL STUPID PEOPLE AND DONT POST THIS SHIT ON THIS MULTIMILLION DOLLAR FORUM. I AM A CHILD OF >>GOD<< AND I AM GOING TO START A GENERATION OF TRUTHFULNESS AGAINST YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE THAT CANT AFFORD QUALITY.

I apologize, my account has been hacked.
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I love a good car wreck and this wreck is truly twisted.
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I lost it at: "You went full retard, man. Never go full retard."
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guitarbilly74 wrote:
guitarbilly74 wrote:FUCK YOU ALL YOU ARE ALL STUPID PEOPLE AND DONT POST THIS SHIT ON THIS MULTIMILLION DOLLAR FORUM. I AM A CHILD OF >>GOD<< AND I AM GOING TO START A GENERATION OF TRUTHFULNESS AGAINST YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE THAT CANT AFFORD QUALITY.

I apologize, my account has been hacked.


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That was amazing. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for sharing!
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