I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:00 pm
Metal band is going through this 7th circle of band h#ll as we speak. Everything is taken, dumb, too clever or a bad fit. 
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I hate naming bands.
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Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:04 pm
I heard that... The worst part about being in a band is naming said band.
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:13 pm
Sledge Feather
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:17 pm
clipless bumper wrote:Sledge Feather
PUT IT ON THE LIST
I tend to gravitate to "funnier" names and "too clever" (while failing at actually being clever
) versus coming up with proper metal names.Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:28 pm
Just sit back with the bros over some Kuges at the Chug Suckle, it'll come to you. 
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:36 pm
itchyfingers wrote:Just sit back with the bros over some Kuges at the Chug Suckle, it'll come to you.
"Kuges at the Chug Suckle" would be a great name.
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:44 pm
I barely got the joke let alone everyone else in the band
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:46 pm
clever play on words is the worst thing you can do
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:53 pm
It's a metal band....
"FUCK ALL ELSE" might be fitting
"FUCK ALL ELSE" might be fitting
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:57 pm
G-SPACE wrote:It's a metal band....
"FUCK ALL ELSE" might be fitting
Or "FUCK THIS SHIT!"
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:00 pm
Mettall
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:05 pm
SO MANY THINGS TO ADD TO THE LIST IN THIS THREAD
I can't have anything with profanity or drug references. Satan is ok though.
I can't have anything with profanity or drug references. Satan is ok though.
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:47 pm
JiveTurkey wrote:SO MANY THINGS TO ADD TO THE LIST IN THIS THREAD
I can't have anything with profanity or drug references. Satan is ok though.
I was about to suggest Smokin' Shit With Satan. I guess that one is out.
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:59 pm
F.U.C.K. SATAN
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:59 pm
G-SPACE wrote:F.U.C.K. SATAN
Perfect
...provided the acronym doesn't involve drugs or profanity
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 6:49 am
Yarbicus wrote:https://www.metalbandnamegenerator.com/
I'm going to tell everyone to hit this page, refresh it 5 times or so and record the best results from their visits. Problem solved
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 7:35 am
I've got my winners.
Black Unicorn
Terror Pit
Black Unicorn
Terror Pit
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 7:41 am
Dicks on Duds is still available AFAIK.
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 7:44 am
K-Bizzle wrote:Dicks on Duds is still available AFAIK.
Very surprised at this
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:15 am
JiveTurkey wrote:G-SPACE wrote:F.U.C.K. SATAN
Perfect
...provided the acronym doesn't involve drugs or profanity
S.A.T.A.N. f u c k
?
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:52 am
Holy Hate
Brutal Casket
Lord of Goat
Infected Sword
Crimson Assault
ok I clicked five times and picked the best
Brutal Casket
Lord of Goat
Infected Sword
Crimson Assault
ok I clicked five times and picked the best
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:53 am
Wayne wrote:Holy Hate
Brutal Casket
Lord of Goat
Infected Sword
Crimson Assault
ok I clicked five times and picked the best
Infected Sword
Brutal Casket is kind of cool too, though
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:50 am
Saw an interview with the singer of Bad Religion (great name, by the way) - he said they chose that name because "Vaginal Discharge" was a bit course for their fledgling punk band. How 'bout that for a metal band?
Re: I hate naming bands.
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:19 am
Jango Fett
Concord Down
Slave I
Concord Down
Slave I