I hate naming bands.

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:00 pm

Metal band is going through this 7th circle of band h#ll as we speak. Everything is taken, dumb, too clever or a bad fit. :mad:

itchyfingers · Post by **itchyfingers** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:04 pm

I heard that... The worst part about being in a band is naming said band. :lol:

clipless bumper · Post by **clipless bumper** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:13 pm

Sledge Feather

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:17 pm

clipless bumper wrote:Sledge Feather

PUT IT ON THE LIST :bang:

I tend to gravitate to "funnier" names and "too clever" (while failing at actually being clever :cry:

) versus coming up with proper metal names.

itchyfingers · Post by **itchyfingers** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:28 pm

Just sit back with the bros over some Kuges at the Chug Suckle, it'll come to you. :rofl:

Yarbicus · Post by **Yarbicus** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:36 pm

itchyfingers wrote:Just sit back with the bros over some Kuges at the Chug Suckle, it'll come to you.

"Kuges at the Chug Suckle" would be a great name.

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:44 pm

I barely got the joke let alone everyone else in the band :lol:

BroSlinger · Post by **BroSlinger** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:46 pm

clever play on words is the worst thing you can do

Tortuga · Post by **Tortuga** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:53 pm

It's a metal band....

"FUCK ALL ELSE" might be fitting :idk:

BroSlinger · Post by **BroSlinger** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:57 pm

G-SPACE wrote:It's a metal band....

"FUCK ALL ELSE" might be fitting

Or "FUCK THIS SHIT!"

Noah · Post by **Noah** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:00 pm

Mettall

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:05 pm

SO MANY THINGS TO ADD TO THE LIST IN THIS THREAD

I can't have anything with profanity or drug references. Satan is ok though.

Diddlybo · Post by **Diddlybo** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:47 pm

JiveTurkey wrote:SO MANY THINGS TO ADD TO THE LIST IN THIS THREAD

I can't have anything with profanity or drug references. Satan is ok though.

I was about to suggest Smokin' Shit With Satan. I guess that one is out.

Tortuga · Post by **Tortuga** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:59 pm

F.U.C.K. SATAN

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:59 pm

G-SPACE wrote:F.U.C.K. SATAN

Perfect

...provided the acronym doesn't involve drugs or profanity :cop:

Yarbicus · Post by **Yarbicus** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:16 pm

https://www.metalbandnamegenerator.com/

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 6:49 am

Yarbicus wrote:https://www.metalbandnamegenerator.com/

I'm going to tell everyone to hit this page, refresh it 5 times or so and record the best results from their visits. Problem solved :lol:

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 7:35 am

I've got my winners.

Black Unicorn
Terror Pit

K-Bizzle · Post by **K-Bizzle** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 7:41 am

Dicks on Duds is still available AFAIK.

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 7:44 am

K-Bizzle wrote:Dicks on Duds is still available AFAIK.

Very surprised at this :phone:

Tortuga · Post by **Tortuga** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:15 am

JiveTurkey wrote:
G-SPACE wrote:F.U.C.K. SATAN

Perfect

...provided the acronym doesn't involve drugs or profanity

S.A.T.A.N. f u c k

?

Noah · Post by **Noah** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:52 am

Holy Hate
Brutal Casket
Lord of Goat
Infected Sword
Crimson Assault

ok I clicked five times and picked the best

JiveTurkey · Post by **JiveTurkey** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:53 am

Wayne wrote:Holy Hate
Brutal Casket
Lord of Goat
Infected Sword
Crimson Assault

ok I clicked five times and picked the best

Infected Sword :lol:

Brutal Casket is kind of cool too, though :hmm:

Tortuga · Post by **Tortuga** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:50 am

Saw an interview with the singer of Bad Religion (great name, by the way) - he said they chose that name because "Vaginal Discharge" was a bit course for their fledgling punk band. How 'bout that for a metal band?

fretless · Post by **fretless** » Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:19 am

Jango Fett
Concord Down
Slave I

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