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What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 6:23 am
by Dave Lister
Every time I log out of FB, I see a ad to "like" her page. If it were up to me...I'd have figured her out. Before the year clocked out.
If I had the chance, I would "like" to do somethings to her that are probably illegal in some states...Still, even though she's getting a bit older.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 8:34 am
by wrongnote85
i have 7 dicks
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:47 am
by ComOp
Who the fuck is Flo?
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:13 am
by VTM
ComOp wrote:Who the fuck is Flo?
I think she is the Progressive Insurance girl.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:25 am
by sleewell
so many better looking redheads out there
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:29 am
by BrendanO
She's a great looking lady, but it's the super-positive and chipper personality that make you want to bed her right there on the table. Flo puts off the vibe that she'd be unembarrassed and totally down for whatever. Hell, she seems like such a nice lady, she'd probably *suggest* you keep her panties.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 12:52 pm
by ComOp
Really? You guys want that? I mean, it's not that she is hideous or untouchable, but she certainly isn't even like three beers hot.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 1:02 pm
by 100 watt
Butthole.
Would.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 1:07 pm
by VTM
ComOp wrote:Really? You guys want that?
Yes. I've done far worse. Insanely terribly horribly worse.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 1:25 pm
by BrendanO
David Lee Broth wrote:
Yes. I've done far worse. Insanely terribly horribly worse.
:(
And had fun doing it.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:11 pm
by ComOp
David Lee Broth wrote:Yes. I've done far worse. Insanely terribly horribly worse.
Oh hey, any port in a storm, I get that. I am just thinking... There are hundreds, thousands of actually attractive women you can lust after each day from TV/movies. Why her?
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:20 pm
by ovid9
ComOp wrote:Oh hey, any port in a storm, I get that. I am just thinking... There are hundreds, thousands of actually attractive women you can lust after each day from TV/movies. Why her?
So much this.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:27 pm
by 100 watt
There are some chicks who arent exactly hot, that are hot in their own way.
Eve Myles for example. I'd tear Eve a new ass.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:48 pm
by BrendanO
ComOp wrote:Oh hey, any port in a storm, I get that. I am just thinking... There are hundreds, thousands of actually attractive women you can lust after each day from TV/movies. Why her?
You... you just don't get it.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:50 pm
by bonedish
wrongnote85 wrote:i have 7 dicks
LMFAO! What the frack is this???!!!
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:52 pm
by 100 watt
bonedish wrote:wrongnote85 wrote:i have 7 dicks
LMFAO! What the frack is this???!!!
"3 DICKS IN ASS, NOOB!"
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:55 pm
by bonedish
100 watt wrote:bonedish wrote:wrongnote85 wrote:i have 7 dicks
LMFAO! What the frack is this???!!!
"3 DICKS IN ASS, NOOB!"
LOL! Now I'm laughing & crying!!!!
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:59 pm
by BrendanO
Lemme break down the dick math:
1 (own)
+3 (in ass, n00b)
+1 (in mouth)
+1 (left hand)
+1 (right hand)
=
7 dicks
Dick math never lies.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 1:31 am
by VTM
ComOp wrote:There are hundreds, thousands of actually attractive women you can lust after each day from TV/movies. Why her?
BrendanO wrote:Dick math never lies.
I don't even need to touch her. She can just read from her script. I'll take care of the dick math.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:38 am
by Dave Lister
BrendanO wrote:Lemme break down the dick math:
1 (own)
+3 (in ass, n00b)
+1 (in mouth)
+1 (left hand)
+1 (right hand)
=
7 dicks
Dick math never lies.
Sig worthy.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:42 am
by Dave Lister
100 watt wrote:Butthole.
Would.
Absolutely.
She's not hot at all. But something just makes me want to tear that ass up if I had the chance. I'd give her the most exciting 18 seconds of her life.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 3:24 am
by VTM
Flo needs to see this thread.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 9:33 am
by Snowstorm
I'd fuck her.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 4:13 pm
by 100 watt
She's not "Let her poop on your chest" hot, but has her own thing going.
Re: What about Flo?
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 6:04 pm
by GuitarBilly
I would. Not because she's hot, but because my standards for one night stands go from incredibly low to non-existent.