If I had the chance, I would "like" to do somethings to her that are probably illegal in some states...Still, even though she's getting a bit older.
What about Flo?
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Dave Lister
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What about Flo?
Every time I log out of FB, I see a ad to "like" her page. If it were up to me...I'd have figured her out. Before the year clocked out.
If I had the chance, I would "like" to do somethings to her that are probably illegal in some states...Still, even though she's getting a bit older.
If I had the chance, I would "like" to do somethings to her that are probably illegal in some states...Still, even though she's getting a bit older.
Rampage wrote:This is like, "should I trade my ziplock bag full of mayo for a Fleshlight."
Yes.
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Re: What about Flo?
i have 7 dicks
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Re: What about Flo?
Who the fuck is Flo?
Re: What about Flo?
ComOp wrote:Who the fuck is Flo?
I think she is the Progressive Insurance girl.
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Re: What about Flo?
so many better looking redheads out there
Re: What about Flo?
She's a great looking lady, but it's the super-positive and chipper personality that make you want to bed her right there on the table. Flo puts off the vibe that she'd be unembarrassed and totally down for whatever. Hell, she seems like such a nice lady, she'd probably *suggest* you keep her panties.
Misplaced priorities and squandered opportunities.
Re: What about Flo?
Really? You guys want that? I mean, it's not that she is hideous or untouchable, but she certainly isn't even like three beers hot.
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Re: What about Flo?
Butthole.
Would.
Would.
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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Re: What about Flo?
ComOp wrote:
Really? You guys want that?
Yes. I've done far worse. Insanely terribly horribly worse.
Cameron Amps wrote:He's right....I think VTMs sound great....go get one. No nos tubes needed.
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Re: What about Flo?
David Lee Broth wrote:
Yes. I've done far worse. Insanely terribly horribly worse.
:(
And had fun doing it.
Misplaced priorities and squandered opportunities.
Re: What about Flo?
David Lee Broth wrote:Yes. I've done far worse. Insanely terribly horribly worse.
Oh hey, any port in a storm, I get that. I am just thinking... There are hundreds, thousands of actually attractive women you can lust after each day from TV/movies. Why her?
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Re: What about Flo?
ComOp wrote:Oh hey, any port in a storm, I get that. I am just thinking... There are hundreds, thousands of actually attractive women you can lust after each day from TV/movies. Why her?
So much this.
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Re: What about Flo?
There are some chicks who arent exactly hot, that are hot in their own way.
Eve Myles for example. I'd tear Eve a new ass.
Eve Myles for example. I'd tear Eve a new ass.
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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Re: What about Flo?
ComOp wrote:Oh hey, any port in a storm, I get that. I am just thinking... There are hundreds, thousands of actually attractive women you can lust after each day from TV/movies. Why her?
You... you just don't get it.
Misplaced priorities and squandered opportunities.
Re: What about Flo?
wrongnote85 wrote:i have 7 dicks
LMFAO! What the frack is this???!!!
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Re: What about Flo?
bonedish wrote:wrongnote85 wrote:i have 7 dicks
LMFAO! What the frack is this???!!!
"3 DICKS IN ASS, NOOB!"
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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Re: What about Flo?
100 watt wrote:bonedish wrote:wrongnote85 wrote:i have 7 dicks
LMFAO! What the frack is this???!!!
"3 DICKS IN ASS, NOOB!"
LOL! Now I'm laughing & crying!!!!
Re: What about Flo?
Lemme break down the dick math:
1 (own)
+3 (in ass, n00b)
+1 (in mouth)
+1 (left hand)
+1 (right hand)
=
7 dicks
Dick math never lies.
1 (own)
+3 (in ass, n00b)
+1 (in mouth)
+1 (left hand)
+1 (right hand)
=
7 dicks
Dick math never lies.
Misplaced priorities and squandered opportunities.
Re: What about Flo?
ComOp wrote:There are hundreds, thousands of actually attractive women you can lust after each day from TV/movies. Why her?
BrendanO wrote:Dick math never lies.
I don't even need to touch her. She can just read from her script. I'll take care of the dick math.
Cameron Amps wrote:He's right....I think VTMs sound great....go get one. No nos tubes needed.
TurboPablo wrote:Scribble strips are for kids.
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Re: What about Flo?
BrendanO wrote:Lemme break down the dick math:
1 (own)
+3 (in ass, n00b)
+1 (in mouth)
+1 (left hand)
+1 (right hand)
=
7 dicks
Dick math never lies.
Sig worthy.
Rampage wrote:This is like, "should I trade my ziplock bag full of mayo for a Fleshlight."
Yes.
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Re: What about Flo?
100 watt wrote:Butthole.
Would.
Absolutely.
She's not hot at all. But something just makes me want to tear that ass up if I had the chance. I'd give her the most exciting 18 seconds of her life.
Rampage wrote:This is like, "should I trade my ziplock bag full of mayo for a Fleshlight."
Yes.
Re: What about Flo?
Flo needs to see this thread.
Cameron Amps wrote:He's right....I think VTMs sound great....go get one. No nos tubes needed.
TurboPablo wrote:Scribble strips are for kids.
Re: What about Flo?
I'd fuck her.
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Re: What about Flo?
She's not "Let her poop on your chest" hot, but has her own thing going.
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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Re: What about Flo?
I would. Not because she's hot, but because my standards for one night stands go from incredibly low to non-existent.
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