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I'm Mr. Mom for Three Weeks

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Should be interesting! My wife is headed Cameroon and Ethiopia. I have to share this pic of her on the plane because I am constantly amazed at how awesome she is:

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I have X-Com, Rocksmith, and a new guitar incoming to help keep me busy.
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Hope your wife has a good trip man! Certainly sounds (and looks!) like you have yourself a good one! :)

While X-Com and NGD sound awesome......I'm thinking the kids will keep you busy enough! :cop:
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Mazel tov, man! There's nothing like a week or three without your girl to make you realize how awesome she is. :thu:
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You should re-arrange all the kitchen cabinets, just for fun.....
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damn, that's some random locations, she must have a pretty interesting job
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Interesting three weeks lie ahead. I say you turn everyone's underwear pink by mixing colors in the laundry. That will get you a lifetime exemption from ever doing laundry again. Ask me how I know this. Good luck to Mrs. Yar in watever she is off to do.
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hwy1 wrote:Interesting three weeks lie ahead. I say you turn everyone's underwear pink by mixing colors in the laundry. That will get you a lifetime exemption from ever doing laundry again. Ask me how I know this. Good luck to Mrs. Yar in watever she is off to do.



This... I'm bant from the washer and dryer...... It probably was my best laid plan EVER...
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Marc G wrote:damn, that's some random locations, she must have a pretty interesting job

She is teaching some women's groups in Cameroon about art therapy and working in an AIDS hospital for a week in Ethiopia. Not work; my wife considers this fun!
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this is what I thought of when I saw the thread title. Good luck man or should I say good luck to your kids :cop:
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cute wifey
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metalguy wrote:Image

this is what I thought of when I saw the thread title. Good luck man or should I say good luck to your kids :cop:



I used to :fap: to Terri Garr when I was in grade school :blush:
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Your mom named the vacumn Jaws?
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Wow. So my wife "took a meeting" with the Minister of Health in Cameroon to discuss the AIDS crisis in Africa. I suspect we will be hearing from him again...

Damn, my wife is awesome!
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That is really cool Yarbicus!
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I'm beyond confused.




Do your sandwiches makes themselves?!? HOW R U EATING?!?
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Chuck Nutz wrote:I'm beyond confused.




Do your sandwiches makes themselves?!? HOW R U EATING?!?



He has booze and a cell phone.
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Rampage wrote:Oh, you can't play guitar because of your cats? What's next, you don't have sex with your wife because your vagina is acting up?


K-Bizzle wrote:There comes a point in every young mans life when he forsakes the skittles and mountain dew of his childhood for the beer and reese's of manhood.
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"You fed a Baby CHILI ?"

Mr Mom reminds me of my Dad when I was little. Mom said she left me with him one day while she had errands to run, when I was a baby. I shit myself, like all babys do all the time. She said she came pulling in the driveway, and he had me standing in the back yard, washing my ass off with a garden hose. Another time, he put a diaper on me, but instead of using diaper pins, he had duct tape wrapped around the diaper.

Granny said she got on his ass one time when I was less than a year old for feeding me white beans. His reply was "But he love's 'em!" lol.
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.



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Chuck Nutz wrote:I'm beyond confused.




Do your sandwiches makes themselves?!? HOW R U EATING?!?

Truth? An arm of my wife's friends are bringing me meals almost every day. I haven't had to cook yet! :hi5:
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First: Mr. Mom is one of my favorite movies.

Second: Cameroon?

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