2018 Secret Santa (send your address to G-Space now)

[mortatone]

who would be interested? Let's say $40 ballpark but not a strict minimum, if someone wants to buy higher then more power power to 'em. Can be one item or an assortment of items. Can be homemade.

I'm setting the cutoff date for Oct. 15th and a name drawing will be the following day. And let's set the shipping deadline for Dec. 15th. That's a whole 2 months to choose, order, make, wrap & ship your gift.

International ok and encouraged. From past experience with online secret santa's, the earlier we start it the better it works. And there's usually at least one person that doesn't ship anything and then disappears so if you think you might end up being that person, please just don't get involved. If something happens and you end up shipping late, just communicate that you haven't forgotten and that you'll be shipping late. There's no shame in that.

Oh and let's keep the gifts clean. I know I personally don't want to have to hide away from my kids while I open the thing and most of you probably feel the same way I would imagine. Feel free to use your sense of humor if you think of something good but let's try to stay away from x-rated/dirty stuff unless you know for a fact that the recipient will appreciate it.

So who's in?


Yarbicus
ajaxlepinski
soulsurfer
Guitarbilly
mortatone
Kardula
Thurston
IndyWS6
MISTER NOBODY

[Chris Z]

who would be interested? Let's say $40 ballpark but not a strict minimum, if someone wants to buy higher then more power power to 'em. Can be one item or an assortment of items. Can be homemade.

Express interest or questions here and we'll figure out whatever makes sense. International ok and encouraged. From past experience with online secret santa's, the earlier we start it the better it works. And there's usually at least one person that doesn't ship anything and then disappears so if you think you might end up being that person, please just don't get involved. If something happens and you end up shipping late, just communicate that you haven't forgotten and that you'll be shipping late. There's no shame in that.

So who is potentially interested?

I have dick pics ready to go.

[Yarbicus]

I'm in but ain't nobody feeling my "Santa".

[ajaxlepinski]

I'm in!!!

... and my jingle balls are up for grabs! Wooo HOOOO!!!!!

[soulsurfer]

IN!

Santa? I think I played with those doods at the filmore man...


[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSH9ryRzHQ4[/video]

[GuitarBilly]

yeah I am in.

[mortatone]

sweet. we'll let this thread marinate for a bit to see who all jumps in.

Sometime in the next couple of days I'll update the top post with a deadline for entry and shipping and spell out how the drawing and personal info will be dealt with. Too tired to fuck with it tonight.

[Kardula]

yeah I'm in, when does secret santa feel me?

[MISTER NOBODY™]

Bump

[Pepi]

FUCK IN A ... Michael Myers hasn't even came yet

[Thurston]

In!

[IndyWS6]

In. Maybe. Waiting on the rules. I need rules.

Without rules, we might as well just be monkeys flinging shit at each other from the trees

[mortatone]

In. Maybe. Waiting on the rules. I need rules.

Without rules, we might as well just be monkeys flinging shit at each other from the trees

Oh yeah, rule #327-14a: No poops can be shipped via USPS. Must use a private courier or hand deliver.


(for real tho, is there anything I need to add to the top post?)

[clipless bumper]

so is this a 'send someone a big black dildo/useless present' kind of thing?
or a 'must be something of actual value' kind of thing?

[IndyWS6]

In. Maybe. Waiting on the rules. I need rules.

Without rules, we might as well just be monkeys flinging shit at each other from the trees

Oh yeah, rule #327-14a: No poops can be shipped via USPS. Must use a private courier or hand deliver.


(for real tho, is there anything I need to add to the top post?)

Hand-delivered poop = the best poop.
Does it have to be something purchased new, or can it be something cool and desirable that you already have? Sorry to be a pain in the ass, just don't want to disappoint if I participate...

[mortatone]

so is this a 'send someone a big black dildo/useless present' kind of thing?
or a 'must be something of actual value' kind of thing?

I'll add a comment about that...

[mortatone]

In. Maybe. Waiting on the rules. I need rules.

Without rules, we might as well just be monkeys flinging shit at each other from the trees

Oh yeah, rule #327-14a: No poops can be shipped via USPS. Must use a private courier or hand deliver.


(for real tho, is there anything I need to add to the top post?)

Hand-delivered poop = the best poop.
Does it have to be something purchased new, or can it be something cool and desirable that you already have? Sorry to be a pain in the ass, just don't want to disappoint if I participate...

Yeah sure it can be used. Not a pain in the ass at all man. I think a good general rule is that if you would be pleased to receive it, then it's a good gift to give. Everything else is left up to the gift giver to decide.

[IndyWS6]

In. Maybe. Waiting on the rules. I need rules.

Without rules, we might as well just be monkeys flinging shit at each other from the trees

Oh yeah, rule #327-14a: No poops can be shipped via USPS. Must use a private courier or hand deliver.


(for real tho, is there anything I need to add to the top post?)

Hand-delivered poop = the best poop.
Does it have to be something purchased new, or can it be something cool and desirable that you already have? Sorry to be a pain in the ass, just don't want to disappoint if I participate...

Yeah sure it can be used. Not a pain in the ass at all man. I think a good general rule is that if you would be pleased to receive it, then it's a good gift to give. Everything else is left up to the gift giver to decide.

I'm in...

[Tortuga]

Seriously thinking about it

[mortatone]

Seriously thinking about it

you have until right this second to decide

[Pepi]

"Dear !!! You got a package today and I opened it" ... It's a big blue dildo ...

[mortatone]

"Dear !!! You got a package today and I opened it" ... It's a big blue dildo ...

So you're in then

[IndyWS6]

"Dear !!! You got a package today and I opened it" ... It's a big blue dildo ...

So you're in then

No, "it's" in...

[Pepi]

Would it happen to have a prostate vibrator with it ?????

[mortatone]

bump