Mayonnaise On French Fries....
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Mayonnaise On French Fries....
...... Fucking grody to the max.
I'll never understand why people do this. It's disgusting, morally bankrupt and just wrong. Definitely one situation where complete segregation is the right approach.
GO TO HELL MAYONNAISE.
I'll never understand why people do this. It's disgusting, morally bankrupt and just wrong. Definitely one situation where complete segregation is the right approach.
GO TO HELL MAYONNAISE.
Re: Mayonnaise On French Fries....
What about Ranch 

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Re: Mayonnaise On French Fries....
oh so nasty , especially in the summer heat
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Re: Mayonnaise On French Fries....
Mayo by itself...I don't think so.
Sriracha, mustard and mayo mixed though...hell yeah. Try it.
Sriracha, mustard and mayo mixed though...hell yeah. Try it.
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anything is better than nasty old ketchup 

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lester wrote:Mayo by itself...I don't think so.
Sriracha, mustard and mayo mixed though...hell yeah. Try it.
That's a trifecta of FUCK NO.
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mortatone wrote:anything is better than nasty old ketchup
Billy will ban you for this.
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TurboPablo wrote:lester wrote:Mayo by itself...I don't think so.
Sriracha, mustard and mayo mixed though...hell yeah. Try it.
That's a trifecta of FUCK NO.

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Sriracha mixed in ketchup is my jam 

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TurboPablo wrote:...... Fucking grody to the max.
I'll never understand why people do this. It's disgusting, morally bankrupt and just wrong. Definitely one situation where complete segregation is the right approach.
GO TO HELL MAYONNAISE.
And you can expect a formal document, legally barring you from entering, or doing any sort of business with, Samoa, very, very soon.
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What, ever, comma, boy.
Overpunctuation doesn't make you more smarter.
Overpunctuation doesn't make you more smarter.
Re: Mayonnaise On French Fries....
TurboPablo wrote:mortatone wrote:anything is better than nasty old ketchup
Billy will ban you for this.
fuck
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It's not my fault that I have a good education.
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Re: Mayonnaise On French Fries....
Ok Mr. Too Many Comma's.
Re: Mayonnaise On French Fries....
Frites alors, in Montreal, does it ok. Everywhere, else,,, no.
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Re: Mayonnaise On French Fries....
Dont need fries. Just mayo.
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CrunchBerries wrote:Dont need fries. Just mayo.

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Re: Mayonnaise On French Fries....
yeah that's most definitely a no.
I really don't like mayo though... sometimes i can deal with it on a burger but I am not a fan..
I really don't like mayo though... sometimes i can deal with it on a burger but I am not a fan..
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Re: Mayonnaise On French Fries....
Ketchup with lots of pepper is OK but, malt vinegar is bast!
The Brits got fish and chips right by drowning that shit in malt vinegar!

The Brits got fish and chips right by drowning that shit in malt vinegar!

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Re: Mayonnaise On French Fries....
I don’t eat fries ... plug you UP
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Re: Mayonnaise On French Fries....
60% of the time I put mayo on fries every time.
I also and FAIRLY confident I invented the hot sauce + ranch concept back in '91 at a Denny's in Chicopee, MA after a gig at The Infinity.
I also and FAIRLY confident I invented the hot sauce + ranch concept back in '91 at a Denny's in Chicopee, MA after a gig at The Infinity.
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