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...way too friggin' loudly. You know the type, they call an audible while they sneeze. A sneeze makes noise; it's air (and liquid particles) being expelled at a high rate. You DON'T have to make noise at the same time. You don't have to say "Ah Choo" - or anything else. So stop it. When people laugh and whisper "WTF" at your sneeze, you're doing it wrong. Don't tell me you can't help it, because you can, you moron.

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My dad yell-sneezes. He can't help it.
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People really suck these days.
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I do the 'AhwSHIT'
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Pepi wrote:I do the 'AhwSHIT'

Of course you do... :lol:
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I can't help it. I really can't.

Fuck you for thinking I can.
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BroSlinger wrote:I can't help it. I really can't.

Fuck you for thinking I can.

Yes you can. Knock that shit off, Gene...
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IndyWS6 wrote:
BroSlinger wrote:I can't help it. I really can't.

Fuck you for thinking I can.

Yes you can. Knock that shit off, Gene...



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BroSlinger wrote:
IndyWS6 wrote:
BroSlinger wrote:I can't help it. I really can't.

Fuck you for thinking I can.

Yes you can. Knock that shit off, Gene...



:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I blast a fart every time I sneeze and I like it that way.
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Wayne wrote:My dad yell-sneezes. He can't help it.



:lol:

my dad does too. growing up he'd sneeze while driving down the road and it was so powerful i swear the car would slow down just a bit.
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BroSlinger wrote:I can't help it. I really can't.

Fuck you for thinking I can.

Man I have made small children cry! I try to hold it as best I can but my biz is violent!
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JerEvil wrote:
BroSlinger wrote:I can't help it. I really can't.

Fuck you for thinking I can.

Man I have made small children cry! I try to hold it as best I can but my biz is violent!

But have you knocked a Camaro off it's blocks?

Step up, man :lol:
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Dick Butter Nuts wrote:I blast a fart every time I sneeze and I like it that way.



snarting sometimes just can't be helped.

guilty loud sneezer here. scares the shit outta my wife and cats all the time.
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If I try to sneeze quietly, I'd burst a blood vessel and wind up in the hospital!!!
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I sneeze loud and with no warning.... Vs a friend of mine that has the worlds loudest lead up to his sneeze and just when you think he's going to explode the world's most pathetic sneeze happens....
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Sometimes I scream while sneezing just to be a jackass
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GoldstarGuitar wrote:
Dick Butter Nuts wrote:I blast a fart every time I sneeze and I like it that way.



snarting sometimes just can't be helped.

guilty loud sneezer here. scares the shit outta my wife and cats all the time.



SNARTING!!!! That's awesome! :thu:
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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GoldstarGuitar wrote:
Dick Butter Nuts wrote:I blast a fart every time I sneeze and I like it that way.



snarting sometimes just can't be helped.

guilty loud sneezer here. scares the shit outta my wife and cats all the time.


It was a lot worse when I was smoking (quit 9 years ago). I'd have coughing fits and blast fart. Not a big deal when we could still smoke in the bar, but just before I quit we had to go outside or to a smoking hut adjoining the bar. Usually I was too drunk to care but not always.

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I say all kinds of shit when I sneeze. A lot of times it comes out as “chicken nuggets”. And if you don’t like it, I don’t really give a fuck.
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