Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:43 pm
Fact: I have never had my penis inside a black or asian woman.
i have both. in the words of brolando.... PROBLEM?
a+ thread, sir
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Anyone ever get laid?
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Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:44 pm
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:49 pm
i banged 3 girls hotter than kate upton while reading this thread
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:56 pm
sleewell wrote:i banged 3 girls hotter than kate upton while reading this thread
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:12 pm
If by getting laid you mean discrete, man-to-man action then the answer would be yes.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:26 pm
The Anomaly wrote:Fact: I have never had my penis inside a black or asian woman.
Mine had never been inside a black or latina woman. They haz problem with Brolando being naive and not liking dance and hiphop.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:37 pm
If by "gotten laid" you mean dreaming and giving my mattress hell, then yes I've gotten laid. Otherwise, no.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:50 pm
Did any of the events in this thread hapen while wearing clown costumes?
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:52 pm
100 watt wrote:Did any of the events in this thread hapen while wearing clown costumes?
Clown costume.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:16 pm
Do you mean with someone else there?
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:18 pm
I thought sex was just something that other people do to give me something to masturbate to.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:19 pm
If by getting laid you mean "literally fucking a couch" the answer would be yes.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:21 pm
paul88lx wrote:100 watt wrote:Did any of the events in this thread hapen while wearing clown costumes?
Clown costume.
It's best to wear two clown costumes for maximum protection.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:11 pm
phrophus wrote:If by "gotten laid" you mean having dreaming and giving my mattress hell, then yes I've gotten laid. Otherwise, no.
Anderton wrote:If by getting laid you mean "literally fucking a couch" the answer would be yes.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:22 pm
Never had a black girl or Asian.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:27 pm
shine wrote:Never had a black girl or Asian.
How about a black man?
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:44 pm
do crazed small furry animals frantically trying to get out of places where the sun don't shine count?
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:54 pm
Anderton wrote:If by getting laid you mean "literally fucking a couch" the answer would be yes.
CharvelDan Jr???
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:52 pm
100 watt wrote:shine wrote:Never had a black girl or Asian.
How about a black man?
No, but a black man has been inside him.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:57 pm
i got laid over the weekend by an actual real woman that i didn't have to pay for. yes it can be done. never been with an asian chick.
as for most of you guys on this thread WTF is the matter with you don't you know that you're supposed to lie and say of course i did.
as for most of you guys on this thread WTF is the matter with you don't you know that you're supposed to lie and say of course i did.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:04 pm
Only women exactly 16 years older than me. I always text them my love first. You know, like a real man.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:14 pm
Yarbicus wrote:Only women exactly 16 years older than me. I always text them my love first. You know, like a real man.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:40 pm
Yarbicus wrote:Only women exactly 16 years older than me. I always text them my love first. You know, like a real man.
Perfect Execution!!! My town is a bunch of goody goody church people but they sure do know how to have fun 
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:36 pm
Key to banging a Latino and Asian woman at the same time:
Fuck a Filipino. Then run as fast as you can, seriously.
Fuck a Filipino. Then run as fast as you can, seriously.
Re: Anyone ever get laid?
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:57 pm
Yarbicus wrote:Only women exactly 16 years older than me. I always text them my love first. You know, like a real man.
TyroneBiggums wrote:Key to banging a Latino and Asian woman at the same time:
Fuck a Filipino. Then run as fast as you can, seriously.
