15 years ago: The Single Coil Manifesto

[dickysofa]

My friend Single Coil posted this on the old HC 15 years ago. Still holds pretty much true.

[dons flame suit]

The Single Coil Manifesto
originally posted February 1998:


Here's Single Coil's opinions on nearly everything important about guitars. I've limited to 20 points, all of which should be accepted as Gospel. Trust ye the word of Single Coil on this folks, he knows what he's saying.

1. The vast majority of players play amps that are too powerful. If your tube amp is not being turned up past 5 or 6 on a regular basis, you're not using it to it's design specs. Most people don't realize that a "little" 15 watt tube amp is pretty loud. Sure, you may need that 100 watt head for the next 120,000 seat outdoor festival you play . . . but you'll still have to mike the amp. And how much stage volume do you really need? That's just the way it is.

2. Sounding good beats sounding "just like" some famous player. A great clean sound, a great blues sound and a great lead sound are all you really need. You can still play that Santana song without a PRS into a Boogie. That's just the way it is.

3. Buying effects is the least effective way of improving your sound. Most effects end up unused after the initial thrill is over (and it doesn't last long). The most frequent exception to this is a decent distortion box. That's just the way it is.

4. Admit it, you really DON'T need more than a couple distortion / OD / fuzz boxes. That's just the way it is.

5. Don't get your feelings hurt if non-guitar playing people in the audience don't notice your awesome tone. They're probably watching the singer anyway. That's just the way it is.

6. Nobody wants to hear you solo for more than about three minutes. I don't care HOW good you are. That's just the way it is.

7. Humbuckers sound "bigger" when playing at higher gain. And they are undeniably quieter. When playing clean or at lower gain overdrive, however, no humbucker can match the sparkle and definition of a good single coil. That's just the way it is.

8. Your amplifier accounts for anywhere from 55% - 80% of your tone. If your amp sucks, buying the best guitar in the world won't help much. That's just the way it is.

9. Tube amps still sound more organic than solid state amps. The difference is mostly in the power amp section, however. That's just the way it is.

10. All preamp distortion, tube or solid state, will sound buzzy at low volumes. I don't care if it's a point-to-point wired Matchless Hotbox, a Boogie V-Twin or whatever, preamp distortion sounds buzzy unless it's used moderately in combination with a hot power amp. That's just the way it is.

11. When used with a decent power amp, a good solid state preamp or high quality solid state stompbox can sound as organic as good tube preamp distortion. That's just the way it is.

12. Digital modeling is not just a fad. Transistors will continue to sound more like tubes. They will continue to gain more market share. That's just the way it is.

13. Tube amps will always be around. Vintage gear will continue to increase in value. Guitar players are inherently conservative about equipment. That's just the way it is.

14. Most jazz guitarists and the better country guitarists can smoke most rock guitarists. Playing through the chord changes is a good thing. That's just the way it is.

15. Heavier gauge strings sound bigger and fuller. That's just the way it is.

16. Fender and Gibson will continue to dominate the market, give or take about 10% from time to time. Guitar players are inherently conservative about equipment. That's just the way it is.

17. The $800 rule. On solid body guitars you get what you pay for (at regular street prices) up to about $800. After that, quality continues to increase with price, but with diminishing returns. Another way of saying this is that you pay most dearly for that last 10% or so of quality. That's just the way it is.

18. The guitar and amp markets are dominated by lower end gear. The high end gear is the most fun to discuss. But most players are shemps who play in their bedroom on low priced equipment. That's just the way it is.

19. If you've been on the guitar forum long enough to remember who [a bunch of late 1990s Harmony-Central Forumites are]; if you've ever submitted a post complaining about tab requests or too many "Epiphone versus Gibson" posts; or if you've actually read this entire message, you should consider playing more guitar and reading less forum stuff. That's just the way it is.

20. Collecting guitars is fun. But actually keeping more than five guitars properly set up, in fresh strings, and in tune is a pain. More than five is for collectors, not players. That's just the way it is.

[GuitarBilly]

meh. I agree with some of it, but disagree with a lot of it too.

Dude sounds like a pompous douche and that's just the way it is.

[Rampage]

$800 rule needs to be adjusted for inflation.

[dickysofa]

humor - it's a difficult concept

[Chris Z]

Meh

[JimmyPaeg]

lol

And that's just the way it is

[Noah]

It was a good read. If you cut out every time someone says one of those things on the list most guitar forums would go dead quiet.

[benjamin801]

12. Digital modeling is not just a fad. Transistors will continue to sound more like tubes. They will continue to gain more market share. That's just the way it is.

This was a ballsy thing to say in 1998. The rest of it is pretty much common sense stuff to me, but still made me smile.

[DNW]

meh. I agree with some of it, but disagree with a lot of it too.

Dude sounds like a pompous douche and that's just the way it is.

+1

TJTWII

[GuitarBilly]

12. Digital modeling is not just a fad. Transistors will continue to sound more like tubes. They will continue to gain more market share. That's just the way it is.

This was a ballsy thing to say in 1998. The rest of it is pretty much common sense stuff to me, but still made me smile.

it's not common sense... according to him your mark III is too powerful and you shouldn't use more than 15w.

your g-system does very little to your tone and you won't use it once the novelty wears off.

And so on.


Dude sounds like a butthurt bluzak player.

[benjamin801]

it's not common sense... according to him your mark III is too powerful and you shouldn't use more than 15w.

your g-system does very little to your tone and you won't use it once the novelty wears off.

And so on.


Dude sounds like a butthurt bluzak player.

But to me it kinda is.

My amp has 85 and 15 watt settings, and I could play a live gig equally easily with either.

I use reverb, phaser, and delay with my FX unit, but I can and have played...you know what, you're right, I disagree with that one. While I can and have played shows without any effects, in a pinch, I write whole songs around the sound of a particular effect, and greatly prefer them in my sound.

[draelyc]

My friend Single Coil posted this on the old HC 15 years ago. Still holds pretty much true.

[dons flame suit]

The Single Coil Manifesto
originally posted February 1998:


Here's Single Coil's opinions on nearly everything important about guitars. I've limited to 20 points, all of which should be accepted as Gospel. Trust ye the word of Single Coil on this folks, he knows what he's saying.

1. The vast majority of players play amps that are too powerful. If your tube amp is not being turned up past 5 or 6 on a regular basis, you're not using it to it's design specs. Most people don't realize that a "little" 15 watt tube amp is pretty loud. Sure, you may need that 100 watt head for the next 120,000 seat outdoor festival you play . . . but you'll still have to mike the amp. And how much stage volume do you really need? That's just the way it is.

2. Sounding good beats sounding "just like" some famous player. A great clean sound, a great blues sound and a great lead sound are all you really need. You can still play that Santana song without a PRS into a Boogie. That's just the way it is.

3. Buying effects is the least effective way of improving your sound. Most effects end up unused after the initial thrill is over (and it doesn't last long). The most frequent exception to this is a decent distortion box. That's just the way it is.

4. Admit it, you really DON'T need more than a couple distortion / OD / fuzz boxes. That's just the way it is.

5. Don't get your feelings hurt if non-guitar playing people in the audience don't notice your awesome tone. They're probably watching the singer anyway. That's just the way it is.

6. Nobody wants to hear you solo for more than about three minutes. I don't care HOW good you are. That's just the way it is.

7. Humbuckers sound "bigger" when playing at higher gain. And they are undeniably quieter. When playing clean or at lower gain overdrive, however, no humbucker can match the sparkle and definition of a good single coil. That's just the way it is.

8. Your amplifier accounts for anywhere from 55% - 80% of your tone. If your amp sucks, buying the best guitar in the world won't help much. That's just the way it is.

9. Tube amps still sound more organic than solid state amps. The difference is mostly in the power amp section, however. That's just the way it is.

10. All preamp distortion, tube or solid state, will sound buzzy at low volumes. I don't care if it's a point-to-point wired Matchless Hotbox, a Boogie V-Twin or whatever, preamp distortion sounds buzzy unless it's used moderately in combination with a hot power amp. That's just the way it is.

11. When used with a decent power amp, a good solid state preamp or high quality solid state stompbox can sound as organic as good tube preamp distortion. That's just the way it is.

12. Digital modeling is not just a fad. Transistors will continue to sound more like tubes. They will continue to gain more market share. That's just the way it is.

13. Tube amps will always be around. Vintage gear will continue to increase in value. Guitar players are inherently conservative about equipment. That's just the way it is.

14. Most jazz guitarists and the better country guitarists can smoke most rock guitarists. Playing through the chord changes is a good thing. That's just the way it is.

15. Heavier gauge strings sound bigger and fuller. That's just the way it is.

16. Fender and Gibson will continue to dominate the market, give or take about 10% from time to time. Guitar players are inherently conservative about equipment. That's just the way it is.

17. The $800 rule. On solid body guitars you get what you pay for (at regular street prices) up to about $800. After that, quality continues to increase with price, but with diminishing returns. Another way of saying this is that you pay most dearly for that last 10% or so of quality. That's just the way it is.

18. The guitar and amp markets are dominated by lower end gear. The high end gear is the most fun to discuss. But most players are shemps who play in their bedroom on low priced equipment. That's just the way it is.

19. If you've been on the guitar forum long enough to remember who [a bunch of late 1990s Harmony-Central Forumites are]; if you've ever submitted a post complaining about tab requests or too many "Epiphone versus Gibson" posts; or if you've actually read this entire message, you should consider playing more guitar and reading less forum stuff. That's just the way it is.

20. Collecting guitars is fun. But actually keeping more than five guitars properly set up, in fresh strings, and in tune is a pain. More than five is for collectors, not players. That's just the way it is.

Lol, I wasn't on the forum in '98, but I remember your re-posting this at some point on there a while back. Don't know what that says about the status of my geezerdom....

Oh, and disagree about the heavier gauged strings ~ on principle!

[Professor Dickweed]

That should have been posted on tgp. HCAF brootz central...not so much.

[wrongnote85]

i agree with a lot of that.

[hardvalve]

My guess, he is dead now. Someone beat him to death with a 100W amp, or he was just old as fuck. I feel certain he is dead, am I right?

[TyroneBiggums]

I just sharted brax

[Johnny'sGotTheBlues]

The guy's a great dude and a good player too.

He also has a wicked sense of humor which a lot of you douche nozzles don't seem to get.

[Cirrus]

Dude sounds like a pompous douche and that's just the way it is.

humor - it's a difficult concept

He also has a wicked sense of humor which a lot of you douche nozzles don't seem to get.

That's the problem with humour. The less funny it is, the harder it is to get.

[JohnB]

12. Digital modeling is not just a fad. Transistors will continue to sound more like tubes. They will continue to gain more market share. That's just the way it is.

This was a ballsy thing to say in 1998. The rest of it is pretty much common sense stuff to me, but still made me smile.

single coil = zent alt?

[thefyn]

lol

And that's just the way it is

Some things never change.