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Joey? Wat r u doin? Joey? KLAHPS!

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbXZ_mZ4siE[/video]
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Of course it's only suiting JD attracts the likes of the TONE KING. It's like a match made in heaven.

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He's got the crazy eyes
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Holy fuck. Did joey really have to do all that meth right before shooting this?

Also, lol, whose kid is that? Joey's or some random?

I was hoping that eye tattoo was fake, its as bad as the sound of the klops.
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Joey: We went backwards, instead of sideways...


yup - I'd say that pretty much sums it up!

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But.. da guatar toan camz owt das whey! :mad:
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Why do I get the feeling klops are going to be the aural equivalent of Cyclops from x-men's beam of death lazer eyes?
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"Hey I'm the Klops"
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Here, let me remove this cardboard cutout logo I made last night in the hotel room so you can see better.
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Is that an Eye of Sauron peering through a Palantir that I see on his hand?
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OverDriven wrote:Is that an Eye of Sauron peering through a Palantir that I see on his hand?


:lol:

And the "Klops" on his arm. I was with sleewell in hoping those were fake. Apparently they are not fake.

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Joey stahp
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That poor fucking kid.
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I think Joey is pretty simple. in the head.
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Also, it's a much more effective demo when he only describes what it sounds like.
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Slaymoar wrote:But.. da guatar toan camz owt das whey! :mad:


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Dan are you having your stroke in stages??
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Wow, a handy box to toggle each speaker individually. It's a revolutionary new way to fry your output transformer!


I secretly love the Klops concept, though every audio demo has sounded like absolute shit and Joey is clearly not of this earth.
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Rebecca Dirks sighting at :20 seconds, btw.
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shine wrote:Joey stahp

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I dunno why but that spelling of stop in reference to Joey is KILLING me!!
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Gunslinger wrote:Rebecca Dirks sighting at :20 seconds, btw.

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mmmmmmm derps :love:
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The "I'm the klops" killed me.

I can only imagine the lolz had by everyone who visited.
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How do they sound? Would seem like even more a pain in the ass to haul around a bunch of one with stands then to just carry a traditional cab.
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My guess is that they sound like goddamn speakers.
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