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Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 11:50 am
by Axe
And a double ROFL -- the PR news release spells Samy's name two different ways.

What a fucking gong show. :facepalm:

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 12:12 pm
by neilrocks25
That was fun, I just watched it with my wife. she was laughing all the way through it.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 1:51 pm
by rock flag and eagle
I still have to watch the episode of this trainwreck. So they're closed and are planning a big re-opening, I hope all the people who go are going to try to get her to flip out again. I'd go there myself, but I'd rather spend my money eating somewhere good.

Looks like the pr guy had them delete all their crazy posts too.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:12 pm
by duncan
I wish I could go, order a glass of water, and have it sent back for being too cold.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:55 pm
by Snave
I can't decide whether this whole thing is more funny or sad. To all who "would" do the wife...I have no words. There's not a single aspect of her that is remotely attractive.

Disclaimer: these two deranged individuals do not reflect the views or opinions of the Scottsdale area.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:31 pm
by Mesa/Kramer
More insight of the insanity from the ex-emloyees fired during the filming and just after the show.

http://www.ibtimes.com/fired-amys-baker ... wn-1264675

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:50 pm
by Sasquatch
duncan = canada's most valuable poster

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:51 pm
by Mesa/Kramer
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Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:52 pm
by ComOp
I have to admit... If Amy decides to pull a "Teen Mom" and make a fake sex tape errr porn video... I'd watch it.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 4:07 pm
by Axe
She also has a felony on her rap sheet. :cop: She was convicted of using a fake social security number to obtain a loan.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/ ... ted-felon/

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 4:17 pm
by Mesa/Kramer
Axe wrote:She also has a felony on her rap sheet. :cop: She was convicted of using a fake social security number to obtain a loan.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/ ... ted-felon/



Wow, even served 14 months behind bars..............

Then after that had the nerve to forge a number of checks and get caught again......... :cop:

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 4:26 pm
by Axe
Mesa/Kramer wrote:
Axe wrote:She also has a felony on her rap sheet. :cop: She was convicted of using a fake social security number to obtain a loan.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/ ... ted-felon/



Wow, even served 14 months behind bars..............


I assume she munched some carpet while in the poke -- perfect script for when she takes up porn!

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 4:29 pm
by mrelusive
Axe wrote:She also has a felony on her rap sheet. :cop: She was convicted of using a fake social security number to obtain a loan.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/ ... ted-felon/



i was just posting to ask about this!!! i knew she had a felony, just didn't know what it was for. Takes a special kind of idiot/asshole to use someone else's SSN for a loan. How would you not get caught for that? Are you gonna use their name / ID / checking account / address / FUCKING FACE, too? I mean, the employee giving you the loan saw you. They checked your ID. They know where you live / where the payments will be coming from. If you miss the first payment, that's a red flag. If you never make a payment ever, and thereby default, they don't solely rely on your social security number.

It really tweaks my melon how banks, BANKS of all places, don't catch onto that shit half the time. I've been hiding my money in coffee cans in the backyard for years. I don't gain any interest, but BY GOD do i get to keep all of it!!

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 6:36 pm
by Axe
The FB page has grown from 1,000 to 81,000 likes in one day. LULZ.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 6:49 pm
by ovid9
mrelusive wrote:i was just posting to ask about this!!! i knew she had a felony, just didn't know what it was for. Takes a special kind of idiot/asshole to use someone else's SSN for a loan. How would you not get caught for that? Are you gonna use their name / ID / checking account / address / FUCKING FACE, too? I mean, the employee giving you the loan saw you. They checked your ID. They know where you live / where the payments will be coming from. If you miss the first payment, that's a red flag. If you never make a payment ever, and thereby default, they don't solely rely on your social security number.

It really tweaks my melon how banks, BANKS of all places, don't catch onto that shit half the time. I've been hiding my money in coffee cans in the backyard for years. I don't gain any interest, but BY GOD do i get to keep all of it!!



Umm, about your coffee cans.....I was going to steal them, but when I dug them up, it looks like the gophers got there first. I don't know how the bastards got tiny cutting torches, but damned if they hadn't peeled them open like a tin can....well, like...umm...you get what I'm saying.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 12:12 am
by hardvalve
My wife watches this show, and I happened to watch it with her. This lady is seriously fucking crazy, and she has his nuts on a necklace around her insane neck. Makes me happy to see them getting assraped on the internet, after stealing tips, and firing over 100 people. I see people get over all the time, nice to to see these folks getting what they so justly deserve.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 2:11 am
by Mesa/Kramer
Just watched tonight and saw this as a tutorial on "How to run a bussiness into the ground"

Step #1 Everything we do is right

Step #2 The customers are always wrong

Step #3 Refer to step #1 when in doubt.


I saw this news update on how they have temporarily closed.
They have hired a PR firm to try and clean up the mess.

Next Tuesday they have a Press Conference followed by a Grand re-opening, and it is already fully booked for the night.
"By people paying to come see the trainwreck meltdown in person"

I predict they freak out and close the doors about an hour into dinner service..................

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/1 ... 87693.html

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 8:19 am
by mrelusive
ovid9 wrote:Umm, about your coffee cans.....I was going to steal them, but when I dug them up, it looks like the gophers got there first. I don't know how the bastards got tiny cutting torches, but damned if they hadn't peeled them open like a tin can....well, like...umm...you get what I'm saying.


So. The effed-up part is: I had a dream last night about gophers with mining helmets. I gotta stop drinkin on the internet before bed.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 8:47 am
by ovid9
mrelusive wrote:
ovid9 wrote:Umm, about your coffee cans.....I was going to steal them, but when I dug them up, it looks like the gophers got there first. I don't know how the bastards got tiny cutting torches, but damned if they hadn't peeled them open like a tin can....well, like...umm...you get what I'm saying.


So. The effed-up part is: I had a dream last night about gophers with mining helmets. I gotta stop drinkin on the internet before bed.



:lol: That is awesome!

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 9:30 am
by Sasquatch
Axe wrote:She also has a felony on her rap sheet. :cop: She was convicted of using a fake social security number to obtain a loan.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/ ... ted-felon/



she and her husband are total hacks. taking other people's foods and repackaging them to look fancy. lol. everything about them seems fake.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 10:52 am
by JohnB

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 10:54 am
by sleewell
lololololol, gotta love a good graph. that is hilarious.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 11:48 am
by Schweezly
Been a while since we had good graphs and/or charts :lol:

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 1:24 pm
by 100 watt
From my experiences...a woman who is that much of a bitch, is ALWAYS submissive in teh bedroom. I bet she likes being tied up, spanked, & shit like that

:love:

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 2:55 pm
by benjamin801
100 watt wrote:From my experiences...a woman who is that much of a bitch, is ALWAYS submissive in teh bedroom. I bet she likes being tied up, spanked, & shit like that

:love:


Likes? If I married someone who was that big a hag, I wouldn't care at that point whether she liked it or not. Still gettin' it. :nono: