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And a double ROFL -- the PR news release spells Samy's name two different ways.

What a fucking gong show. :facepalm:
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That was fun, I just watched it with my wife. she was laughing all the way through it.
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I still have to watch the episode of this trainwreck. So they're closed and are planning a big re-opening, I hope all the people who go are going to try to get her to flip out again. I'd go there myself, but I'd rather spend my money eating somewhere good.

Looks like the pr guy had them delete all their crazy posts too.
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I wish I could go, order a glass of water, and have it sent back for being too cold.
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I can't decide whether this whole thing is more funny or sad. To all who "would" do the wife...I have no words. There's not a single aspect of her that is remotely attractive.

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More insight of the insanity from the ex-emloyees fired during the filming and just after the show.

http://www.ibtimes.com/fired-amys-baker ... wn-1264675
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I have to admit... If Amy decides to pull a "Teen Mom" and make a fake sex tape errr porn video... I'd watch it.
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She also has a felony on her rap sheet. :cop: She was convicted of using a fake social security number to obtain a loan.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/ ... ted-felon/
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Axe wrote:She also has a felony on her rap sheet. :cop: She was convicted of using a fake social security number to obtain a loan.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/ ... ted-felon/



Wow, even served 14 months behind bars..............

Then after that had the nerve to forge a number of checks and get caught again......... :cop:
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Axe wrote:She also has a felony on her rap sheet. :cop: She was convicted of using a fake social security number to obtain a loan.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/ ... ted-felon/



Wow, even served 14 months behind bars..............


I assume she munched some carpet while in the poke -- perfect script for when she takes up porn!
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Axe wrote:She also has a felony on her rap sheet. :cop: She was convicted of using a fake social security number to obtain a loan.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/ ... ted-felon/



i was just posting to ask about this!!! i knew she had a felony, just didn't know what it was for. Takes a special kind of idiot/asshole to use someone else's SSN for a loan. How would you not get caught for that? Are you gonna use their name / ID / checking account / address / FUCKING FACE, too? I mean, the employee giving you the loan saw you. They checked your ID. They know where you live / where the payments will be coming from. If you miss the first payment, that's a red flag. If you never make a payment ever, and thereby default, they don't solely rely on your social security number.

It really tweaks my melon how banks, BANKS of all places, don't catch onto that shit half the time. I've been hiding my money in coffee cans in the backyard for years. I don't gain any interest, but BY GOD do i get to keep all of it!!
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The FB page has grown from 1,000 to 81,000 likes in one day. LULZ.
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mrelusive wrote:i was just posting to ask about this!!! i knew she had a felony, just didn't know what it was for. Takes a special kind of idiot/asshole to use someone else's SSN for a loan. How would you not get caught for that? Are you gonna use their name / ID / checking account / address / FUCKING FACE, too? I mean, the employee giving you the loan saw you. They checked your ID. They know where you live / where the payments will be coming from. If you miss the first payment, that's a red flag. If you never make a payment ever, and thereby default, they don't solely rely on your social security number.

It really tweaks my melon how banks, BANKS of all places, don't catch onto that shit half the time. I've been hiding my money in coffee cans in the backyard for years. I don't gain any interest, but BY GOD do i get to keep all of it!!



Umm, about your coffee cans.....I was going to steal them, but when I dug them up, it looks like the gophers got there first. I don't know how the bastards got tiny cutting torches, but damned if they hadn't peeled them open like a tin can....well, like...umm...you get what I'm saying.
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My wife watches this show, and I happened to watch it with her. This lady is seriously fucking crazy, and she has his nuts on a necklace around her insane neck. Makes me happy to see them getting assraped on the internet, after stealing tips, and firing over 100 people. I see people get over all the time, nice to to see these folks getting what they so justly deserve.
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Just watched tonight and saw this as a tutorial on "How to run a bussiness into the ground"

Step #1 Everything we do is right

Step #2 The customers are always wrong

Step #3 Refer to step #1 when in doubt.


I saw this news update on how they have temporarily closed.
They have hired a PR firm to try and clean up the mess.

Next Tuesday they have a Press Conference followed by a Grand re-opening, and it is already fully booked for the night.
"By people paying to come see the trainwreck meltdown in person"

I predict they freak out and close the doors about an hour into dinner service..................

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ovid9 wrote:Umm, about your coffee cans.....I was going to steal them, but when I dug them up, it looks like the gophers got there first. I don't know how the bastards got tiny cutting torches, but damned if they hadn't peeled them open like a tin can....well, like...umm...you get what I'm saying.


So. The effed-up part is: I had a dream last night about gophers with mining helmets. I gotta stop drinkin on the internet before bed.
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mrelusive wrote:
ovid9 wrote:Umm, about your coffee cans.....I was going to steal them, but when I dug them up, it looks like the gophers got there first. I don't know how the bastards got tiny cutting torches, but damned if they hadn't peeled them open like a tin can....well, like...umm...you get what I'm saying.


So. The effed-up part is: I had a dream last night about gophers with mining helmets. I gotta stop drinkin on the internet before bed.



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Axe wrote:She also has a felony on her rap sheet. :cop: She was convicted of using a fake social security number to obtain a loan.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/ ... ted-felon/



she and her husband are total hacks. taking other people's foods and repackaging them to look fancy. lol. everything about them seems fake.
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lololololol, gotta love a good graph. that is hilarious.
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Been a while since we had good graphs and/or charts :lol:
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From my experiences...a woman who is that much of a bitch, is ALWAYS submissive in teh bedroom. I bet she likes being tied up, spanked, & shit like that

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100 watt wrote:From my experiences...a woman who is that much of a bitch, is ALWAYS submissive in teh bedroom. I bet she likes being tied up, spanked, & shit like that

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Likes? If I married someone who was that big a hag, I wouldn't care at that point whether she liked it or not. Still gettin' it. :nono:
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