Mayonnaise On French Fries....
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Great thread, going to try some of these.
Mayo is fucking gross. Fries are the only thing I put ketchup on.
Itchy muy bueño.
Mayo is fucking gross. Fries are the only thing I put ketchup on.
Itchy muy bueño.
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itchyfingers wrote:Mayo on fries? No. Only when I make grilled cheese.
I dig straight Sriracha. Gonna have to try Bitters ketchup - thanks BW!
Not gonna lie, I love fat kid fries. Like the kind of fry order thats $15.
Duck confit fries - sorry ducks, you're cute n all, but you taste real good.
Poutin - fries smothered in gravy & cheese curds. Bless you beautiful fat pasty upper midwest motherfuckers, pure gluttony.
Favorite fries would have to be fries covered in cheese, pico, guacamole, carne asada, and more cheese. I realize this is not an option for most of the GABbros, but hit me up if you're in SD.
Greg... kinda OT.... have you hit Tacos El Gordo (just south of the Naval row on H St.) yet?
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The only thing I like on fries is tartar sauce. And not sweet pickle tartar, DILL PICKLE tartar sauce. This is the only way to go. There was a place I went to as a kid that always served krinkle cut fries with tartar sauce and I've been hooked ever since.
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G-SPACE wrote:itchyfingers wrote:Mayo on fries? No. Only when I make grilled cheese.
I dig straight Sriracha. Gonna have to try Bitters ketchup - thanks BW!
Not gonna lie, I love fat kid fries. Like the kind of fry order thats $15.
Duck confit fries - sorry ducks, you're cute n all, but you taste real good.
Poutin - fries smothered in gravy & cheese curds. Bless you beautiful fat pasty upper midwest motherfuckers, pure gluttony.
Favorite fries would have to be fries covered in cheese, pico, guacamole, carne asada, and more cheese. I realize this is not an option for most of the GABbros, but hit me up if you're in SD.
Greg... kinda OT.... have you hit Tacos El Gordo (just south of the Naval row on H St.) yet?
Holey hell, it's bomber
The one by the Red Lobster? Oh hell yes! There's a few of them in Chula Vista now. Dammit, now I am GASsing for CA fries!
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I had carne asada fries the other day, it had been a while. Smothered that in red and green hot sauce. Maybe for lunch again.
Don't do mayo on fries, my go to is Louisiana hot sauce added to ketchup
Don't do mayo on fries, my go to is Louisiana hot sauce added to ketchup
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Pickle wrote:Literally just sat down to eat my fries with mayo for lunch and this was the first thread. Fight me.


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Nasty Pickle.
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I'm mayo junkie. Who wants dry bread? Fries with mayo and Sriracha is the shit.
Also, Beaver Honey mustard + Sriracha is great on dogs or brats.
Also, Beaver Honey mustard + Sriracha is great on dogs or brats.
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Do you even aioli bros?
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Horseradish mayo is where it's at. Thank me later.
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first time I tried mayo I thought it was miracle whip gone bad so I threw it out. Mayo is fucking gross.
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I messed with this concept.. A nice garlic or some kinda hot sauce or spiced mayo aint bad. Especially if you make your own mayo from scratch.
A good home made Ranch is good, but NEVER that shit that comes from a bottle.
Ketchup is always good, or hit it with a little Louisiana type hot sauce, or bbq sauce..
Too many good options to get picky!
A good home made Ranch is good, but NEVER that shit that comes from a bottle.
Ketchup is always good, or hit it with a little Louisiana type hot sauce, or bbq sauce..
Too many good options to get picky!

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Just came back from the supermarket with some 98% Fat Free Hebrew National hotdogs, a bottle of Heinz ketsup and a bottle of sriarcha.
Shit is AWESOME!!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!!
Thanks for the suggestion, G!!!
Shit is AWESOME!!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!!
Thanks for the suggestion, G!!!

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The only ketchup I use on fries or anything else is Annie's organic ketchup. It has a bolder tomato taste than the sugary corn syrup crap.
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Embrace the majik of high fructose corn syrup!
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HottKarl wrote:The only thing I like on fries is tartar sauce. And not sweet pickle tartar, DILL PICKLE tartar sauce. This is the only way to go. There was a place I went to as a kid that always served krinkle cut fries with tartar sauce and I've been hooked ever since.
Sweet pickle tartar should be fucking banned
I really hate sweet pickle in general tho. Unless it's the Andrew kind

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Devin wrote:HottKarl wrote:The only thing I like on fries is tartar sauce. And not sweet pickle tartar, DILL PICKLE tartar sauce. This is the only way to go. There was a place I went to as a kid that always served krinkle cut fries with tartar sauce and I've been hooked ever since.
Sweet pickle tartar should be fucking banned
I really hate sweet pickle in general tho. Unless it's the Andrew kind
Ew. I never knew there was such a thing as sweet pickle tartar sauce. Sounds nasty. As for actual sweet sliced pickles, there's a brand of sweet spicy sliced dills that we get from the US that are just awesome!
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ajaxlepinski wrote:Just came back from the supermarket with some 98% Fat Free Hebrew National hotdogs, a bottle of Heinz ketsup and a bottle of sriarcha.
Shit is AWESOME!!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!!
Thanks for the suggestion, G!!!
Hadn't even thought to try on hot dogs. May have to give that a go!
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Gat dam, Wayne... first Christopher Robin, and now this... really starting to worry about you
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G-SPACE wrote:Gat dam, Wayne... first Christopher Robin, and now this... really starting to worry about you
Dude... Christopher Robin was great! We saw it yesterday. Mayo fries would have made it perfect!
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I'm def outta touch with the kiddie stuff, these days. My boys are "officially too old for that shit"
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G-SPACE wrote::lol:
I'm def outta touch with the kiddie stuff, these days. My boys are "officially too old for that shit"
Man I am never too old for some Pooh Bear. Zero f*cks.. come at me!
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