
Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
So now there's a poll for this ridiculous question? I reaffirmed my stance... 

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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Yarbicus wrote:Frank-ly, as long as the dog is properly grilled, I'm in. GTFO with boiled shit.
Butter fried is acceptable in a pinch.
Some of my coworkers that grew up in a house full of kids, I think it was seven kids or something, talk about wieney water soup and I just about gag every time. Their dad thinks, to this day, that hot dogs are god's own food, and the water you boil them in is nutritionally valuable so he'd make soup with it. Gawd, the disgust level is astronomical.
Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
nightflameauto wrote:Yarbicus wrote:Frank-ly, as long as the dog is properly grilled, I'm in. GTFO with boiled shit.
Butter fried is acceptable in a pinch.
Some of my coworkers that grew up in a house full of kids, I think it was seven kids or something, talk about wieney water soup and I just about gag every time. Their dad thinks, to this day, that hot dogs are god's own food, and the water you boil them in is nutritionally valuable so he'd make soup with it. Gawd, the disgust level is astronomical.
Did the house those kids grew up in have running water and 'lectricty? Did they only occasionally wear shoes with their overalls?

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It smells like........Victory
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
I don't eat hot dogs any longer, because ye fucking gods, the sodium in those things is astronomical. But I ain't mad at mayo.
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Voted yes. Although I haven't had a dog in many years.
I used to wrap them in bacon and grill them. Then add grilled onions.So I didn't use mayo but I'm not against it.
I used to wrap them in bacon and grill them. Then add grilled onions.So I didn't use mayo but I'm not against it.
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
IndyWS6 wrote:nightflameauto wrote:Yarbicus wrote:Frank-ly, as long as the dog is properly grilled, I'm in. GTFO with boiled shit.
Butter fried is acceptable in a pinch.
Some of my coworkers that grew up in a house full of kids, I think it was seven kids or something, talk about wieney water soup and I just about gag every time. Their dad thinks, to this day, that hot dogs are god's own food, and the water you boil them in is nutritionally valuable so he'd make soup with it. Gawd, the disgust level is astronomical.
Did the house those kids grew up in have running water and 'lectricty? Did they only occasionally wear shoes with their overalls?
Funniest thing, they grew up in pure poverty. By the time this company was running, dad bought all seven kids their own RV to bring their families on a huge tour of the country. And I'm not talking small RVs. I'm talking bus chassis RVs with all the amenities. He also owns four houses across the country that all look like palaces.
Dude busted ass and made good. And most of his kids are in the process of doing the same thing. But still, wieney water soup comes up in casual conversation with them far too often.
Speaking of hot dogs, one of the kids constantly brings up the time he got hit on by a geriatric gay hot dog vendor in New Orleans. I'm starting to get the feeling he thinks he's bragging.

Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
nightflameauto wrote:IndyWS6 wrote:nightflameauto wrote:Yarbicus wrote:Frank-ly, as long as the dog is properly grilled, I'm in. GTFO with boiled shit.
Butter fried is acceptable in a pinch.
Some of my coworkers that grew up in a house full of kids, I think it was seven kids or something, talk about wieney water soup and I just about gag every time. Their dad thinks, to this day, that hot dogs are god's own food, and the water you boil them in is nutritionally valuable so he'd make soup with it. Gawd, the disgust level is astronomical.
Did the house those kids grew up in have running water and 'lectricty? Did they only occasionally wear shoes with their overalls?
Funniest thing, they grew up in pure poverty. By the time this company was running, dad bought all seven kids their own RV to bring their families on a huge tour of the country. And I'm not talking small RVs. I'm talking bus chassis RVs with all the amenities. He also owns four houses across the country that all look like palaces.
Dude busted ass and made good. And most of his kids are in the process of doing the same thing. But still, wieney water soup comes up in casual conversation with them far too often.
Speaking of hot dogs, one of the kids constantly brings up the time he got hit on by a geriatric gay hot dog vendor in New Orleans. I'm starting to get the feeling he thinks he's bragging.
Dude...
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
nightflameauto wrote:Yarbicus wrote:Frank-ly, as long as the dog is properly grilled, I'm in. GTFO with boiled shit.
Butter fried is acceptable in a pinch.
Some of my coworkers that grew up in a house full of kids, I think it was seven kids or something, talk about wieney water soup and I just about gag every time. Their dad thinks, to this day, that hot dogs are god's own food, and the water you boil them in is nutritionally valuable so he'd make soup with it. Gawd, the disgust level is astronomical.
Is their dad Fred Durst by any chance?
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
first off, i aint eatin' e'rthang but the oink.
second off. mayo?
second off. mayo?
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Never tried it, wouldn't have even thought it was a thing.
Off to score some Nathans. Will report back.

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Mayo, mustard, relish and Frank's Red Hot
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With all that, the hot dog just becomes a texture component...
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It smells like........Victory
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Diddlybo wrote:Yarbicus wrote:Frank-ly, as long as the dog is properly grilled, I'm in. GTFO with boiled shit.
This. Gotta be grilled right to give it that snap.
When I see a boiled hotdog I find it to be a slap in the face to the pig who donated his ears, eyeballs, snout, gristle, taint and butthole to make that hotdog happen.
sometimes I just run hot water over the hotdog and call it good enough.......
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
If cooking in a pan a half can of beer is acceptable
never boil that's just creepy
never boil that's just creepy
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Electrocute them...
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Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
Rampage wrote:nightflameauto wrote:Yarbicus wrote:Frank-ly, as long as the dog is properly grilled, I'm in. GTFO with boiled shit.
Butter fried is acceptable in a pinch.
Some of my coworkers that grew up in a house full of kids, I think it was seven kids or something, talk about wieney water soup and I just about gag every time. Their dad thinks, to this day, that hot dogs are god's own food, and the water you boil them in is nutritionally valuable so he'd make soup with it. Gawd, the disgust level is astronomical.
Is their dad Fred Durst by any chance?
LOL, no.
Re: Does mayonnaise belong on hotdogs ?
The air fryer has rendered all other forms of hot dog cooking obsolete. Throw a couple of dogs in, and it takes no time at all. They get nicely browned on the outside.