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Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 7:14 pm
by Rocket Sauce
guitarbilly74 wrote:guitarbilly74 wrote:FUCK YOU ALL YOU ARE ALL STUPID PEOPLE AND DONT POST THIS SHIT ON THIS MULTIMILLION DOLLAR FORUM. I AM A CHILD OF >>GOD<< AND I AM GOING TO START A GENERATION OF TRUTHFULNESS AGAINST YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE THAT CANT AFFORD QUALITY.
I apologize, my account has been hacked.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 8:27 pm
by abouttreefitty
My brother and I were alternating saying, "what a dumb bitch" the whole episode. Samy done fucked up when he picked his trophy wife.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 8:40 pm
by shane159
Seen this shit earlier. What the fuck is wrong with people?? They were even accused of taking tips from employees as well.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 8:42 pm
by abouttreefitty
shane159 wrote:Seen this shit earlier. What the fuck is wrong with people?? They were even accused of taking tips from employees as well.
They straight up admitted taking tips from employees.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 8:54 pm
by Crunchtime
TLDR. Would do the wife.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 9:41 pm
by Loins of Fire
Yeah the wife is hot.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:13 pm
by duncan

Not hot at all, bros.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:18 pm
by K-Bizzle
duncan wrote::freak:
Not hot at all, bros.
Agreed. Wife is busted.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:52 pm
by zach
busted ho's need lovin' too
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 2:26 am
by Elessar [Sly]
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:08 am
by linthat22
Axe wrote:I lost it at: "You went full retard, man. Never go full retard."
lol same here
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:25 am
by sleewell
Wife is a trainwreck, not even remotely hot.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:41 am
by benjamin801
sleewell wrote:Wife is a trainwreck, not even remotely hot.
This. And I'm not even being the pointy knees brigade, I'm being the "go home GAB, you are drunk" brigade.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:54 am
by mrelusive
zach wrote:busted ho's need lovin' too
The crazy ones can be a lot of fun in the bedroom.... i'm on the fence with this one.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:22 am
by sleewell
Ugly eyes, terrible hair, fat double chin, ten pounds of makeup
And then she opens her mouth and is a complete dumb rude bitch
Damn, if you think that is hot srs mojo sent.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:31 am
by ovid9
sleewell wrote:Ugly eyes, terrible hair, fat double chin, ten pounds of makeup
And then she opens her mouth and is a complete dumb rude bitch
Damn, if you think that is hot srs mojo sent.
Word. I'm fairly liberal in my "woulds" and that is a most definite would not. Ew.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:38 am
by NaturalBornBoy
sleewell wrote:Ugly eyes, terrible hair, fat double chin, ten pounds of makeup
And then she opens her mouth and is a complete dumb rude bitch
Damn, if you think that is hot srs mojo sent.
All this.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:23 am
by Loins of Fire
Whatever I think she's sexy and I want to fuck her face.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:27 am
by sleewell
been a while eh?
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:29 am
by GCDEF
I watched that Kitchen Nightmares episode. Assuming it's basically real, which is a big assumption, it appears that woman has been indulged her entire life and has never been told no, nor never held accountable. The guy says he was a "rich playboy" before he married her. Seems like he has a very weak personality and she came in and helped herself to his money and walks all over him, and because of his insecurities, he's afraid to stand up to her. They're an extremely dysfunctional couple, and she's completely removed from any kind of reality.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:30 am
by Loins of Fire
sleewell wrote:been a while eh?
Two days.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:45 am
by wrongnote85
suddenly...i get the memes.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:52 am
by benjamin801
GCDEF wrote:I watched that Kitchen Nightmares episode. Assuming it's basically real, which is a big assumption, it appears that woman has been indulged her entire life and has never been told no, nor never held accountable. The guy says he was a "rich playboy" before he married her. Seems like he has a very weak personality and she came in and helped herself to his money and walks all over him, and because of his insecurities, he's afraid to stand up to her. They're an extremely dysfunctional couple, and she's completely removed from any kind of reality.
Yeah, I can see that being the case. My guess would be that she was the one writing the increasingly unhinged Facebook posts.

Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:57 am
by Schweezly
Loins of Fire wrote:Whatever I think she's sexy and I want to fuck her face.
Definitely not the hottest, but would shove the whole package in her mouth. Balls included.
At least she can't talk with a mouth full.
Re: Probably the most entertaining thing I've ever read onli
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:59 am
by Loins of Fire
benjamin801 wrote:GCDEF wrote:I watched that Kitchen Nightmares episode. Assuming it's basically real, which is a big assumption, it appears that woman has been indulged her entire life and has never been told no, nor never held accountable. The guy says he was a "rich playboy" before he married her. Seems like he has a very weak personality and she came in and helped herself to his money and walks all over him, and because of his insecurities, he's afraid to stand up to her. They're an extremely dysfunctional couple, and she's completely removed from any kind of reality.
Yeah, I can see that being the case. My guess would be that she was the one writing the increasingly unhinged Facebook posts.

I would say the ones in all caps was her and the ones in broken english were him
