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100 watt wrote:My first was a mid 70's issue of Hustler. It was the issue that had the nudes of Jackie Kennedy Onasis in it.
I had a buddy back in the eighties. His dad had a room specifically for "the stash." It was literally the one and only spankatorium I've ever witnessed in real life that was outfitted the way a spankatorium should be outfitted. Nude posters all over the walls. Pronz on the old style reel-to-reel projector reels on the back wall behind the one and only chair, a really nice recliner. A pull down projector screen, projector behind/above the chair. A little mini-fridge next to the chair filled with beer, and an end table filled with all latest smut rags a teenager could ever imagine and then some. It got upgraded mid-eighties with a VHS and big screen TV that the pull down screen could cover up when they weren't in use.
In some ways that dude is still my hero. He told us once when he caught us in there, "just don't do anything gay in there, and for the love of GAWD don't tell my wife."
100 watt wrote:My first was a mid 70's issue of Hustler. It was the issue that had the nudes of Jackie Kennedy Onasis in it.
I had a buddy back in the eighties. His dad had a room specifically for "the stash." It was literally the one and only spankatorium I've ever witnessed in real life that was outfitted the way a spankatorium should be outfitted. Nude posters all over the walls. Pronz on the old style reel-to-reel projector reels on the back wall behind the one and only chair, a really nice recliner. A pull down projector screen, projector behind/above the chair. A little mini-fridge next to the chair filled with beer, and an end table filled with all latest smut rags a teenager could ever imagine and then some. It got upgraded mid-eighties with a VHS and big screen TV that the pull down screen could cover up when they weren't in use.
In some ways that dude is still my hero. He told us once when he caught us in there, "just don't do anything gay in there, and for the love of GAWD don't tell my wife."
That's awesome.
There was a kid who lived down the road who's parents had a shit ton of pr0n. His parents were swingers. He showed us polaroids of his parents screwing all kinds of different people They had this HUGE foot locker full of dongs & hand cuffs & ropes & shit.
One of the polaroids was his mom getting DP'd by 2 bag ass black dudes
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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There was a kid who lived down the road who's parents had a shit ton of pr0n. His parents were swingers. He showed us polaroids of his parents screwing all kinds of different people They had this HUGE foot locker full of dongs & hand cuffs & ropes & shit.
One of the polaroids was his mom getting DP'd by 2 bag ass black dudes
HOLY HELL. I'm sure that kid won't have any issues later from having looked through all those pics of his parents getting nasty with others. Wow. I mean, I'm all for openess in sexuality, but that may be a little much. Gonna end up with another weirdo like Shia LeDouche with his rambling shit about how his mom's the sexiest hottest woman in the world cause she used to wander around the house naked when he had his friends over.
Not that there's anything wrong with that for the friends. I can think of more than one friend that had a mom growing up I'd have liked to have seen partake in this practice.
I dunno how he turned out. I know he married a woman in her 40's when he was in his early 20's , and just saw his house is up for auction due to a forclosure. I havent seen that kid in probably 20 years.
He seemed "kinda" normal. Im sure he's got some kinda mental issues.
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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nightflameauto wrote:At the very least he's probably extremely confused as to why his wife doesn't want to be passed around like a joint at a college party.
True.
I always found it odd him marrying a woman that much older. I can see screwing around with one in that age group, him being that young..but not marrying one.
Mrs Watt is 5 years older than me.. but 5 years isnt the age difference 20 years is.
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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I always dated older chicks. When I was a teenager, I looked way older than i was, and hung out more with people who were older than me. People actually think my wife's in her late 20's. I pass for early-mid 40's, so it kinda evens out.
I do joke with her & call her a child molester
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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Y0UNGBL00D wrote:watched star wars parody. realized i had seen it already.
every one of those scenes sucks. and i love star wars AND pr0n. you enjoyed that?
Yeah. How could you not enjoy Jennifer White being the sand person? Or the Cantina scene? Or Luke's whiny bitchfest? Or Leia's "I'll do anything, just ask Vader." being followed up with, "Pfft, I have droids for that."
I thought it was good fun. Not exactly a masterpiece, but it didn't pretend to be anything other than it was.
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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100 watt wrote:I might go get a new butthole movie this weekend.
Which movie? I'm about due for something new too. There's way too many adult shops around here, but the wife insists we shop online due to fear of running into one of our parents or something at the shops.
100 watt wrote:I might go get a new butthole movie this weekend.
Which movie? I'm about due for something new too. There's way too many adult shops around here, but the wife insists we shop online due to fear of running into one of our parents or something at the shops.
Im not sure what the name of it is, but it's something recent from Rocco Sifredi. I noticed it last time I was in there. Was gonna grab it then, but figured I would wait. Rocco's stuff usually never disappoints.
I also found a copy of "The Best Of Kelly" , a compliation of a bunch of Kelly Stafford's stuff she did when she was working with Rocco. It's WAY nasty.
Google "dirty Anal Kelly"
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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Rampage wrote:Oh, you can't play guitar because of your cats? What's next, you don't have sex with your wife because your vagina is acting up?
K-Bizzle wrote:There comes a point in every young mans life when he forsakes the skittles and mountain dew of his childhood for the beer and reese's of manhood.
Y0UNGBL00D wrote:i guess i just prefer to keep the things i like to actually watch and the things i like to jack off to separate. that parody had neither
You're a confusing person to talk to sometimes. If you don't wanna mix what you watch and what you jerk to, why would you go looking for Star Wars pronz in the first place?
There's supposed to be a big action sci-fi movie that came out last year that's not based on any one property. Maybe that'd be more your speed?
Y0UNGBL00D wrote:i guess i just prefer to keep the things i like to actually watch and the things i like to jack off to separate. that parody had neither
You're a confusing person to talk to sometimes. If you don't wanna mix what you watch and what you jerk to, why would you go looking for Star Wars pronz in the first place?
There's supposed to be a big action sci-fi movie that came out last year that's not based on any one property. Maybe that'd be more your speed?
And yeah, watt, Rocco is the fuckin' man.
WORD!!!! I wanna party with that guy. He's got a nack for finding AWESOME women for his movies.
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
Good Deals With : Facing Failure (now Van_Muddlestein) . goodhonk . benjamin801. sublimeride. River Bend. Flying Milkman. Crunchtime. MickTaylorFan. ~Abstract~. colejustesen. paul88lx .guitarbilly74. Mike LX-R. Murdoch. Le_Marteau. matt rhoads.nwright.Mk2 Steve
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
Good Deals With : Facing Failure (now Van_Muddlestein) . goodhonk . benjamin801. sublimeride. River Bend. Flying Milkman. Crunchtime. MickTaylorFan. ~Abstract~. colejustesen. paul88lx .guitarbilly74. Mike LX-R. Murdoch. Le_Marteau. matt rhoads.nwright.Mk2 Steve