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The world keeps producing better idiots.

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Though I have to say it may be a while before we top this one:
https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/goril ... index.html

Chick runs out of hair spray and decides gorilla glue is the right substitute. She was on the news this morning crying about it and saying she's gonna sue the makers over it.

This is why we get stupid labels on things. Like, "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUPMTION" on antifreeze and bleach.

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Jesus :facepalm:
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is dumb is that is , if there is not warning label on the bottle and I don't think there is , it has something like go to www. info on the bottle then she may win .
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fretless wrote:is dumb is that is , if there is not warning label on the bottle and I don't think there is , it has something like go to www. info on the bottle then she may win .

And that's just sad.

I'd love to see a judge just nope out on this one and tell her to grow a brain stem. Pretty soon all packaging is going to just be a list of don'ts. There won't be any room for the name of the product inside.
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We must protect the idiots from themselves! Then again, do you really think she read the label? :rofl:
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If one were inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt they'd say she got confused and meant to use Moco de Gorilla (gorilla snot) which is an actual hair product.

But no... that's probably not what happened...

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:lol:

What a dummy.
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Ostinato Rubato wrote:If one were inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt they'd say she got confused and meant to use Moco de Gorilla (gorilla snot) which is an actual hair product.

But no... that's probably not what happened...

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I don't know if it still exists, but there used to be a product called "Gorilla Snot" that was a sticky resin like material to put on your guitar pick where your finger and thumb make contact with the pick so you could get a better grip on it if your hands sweat a lot. I had a Gorilla Snot t-shirt back in the day, it was a picture of a gorilla with a runny nose and he was using a guitar pick to wipe the snot off the end of his nose.
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Yup, it’s still around - for $6.50 American, Sweetwater Sound will sell you Gorilla Snot, and send you catalogs and Bit O Honeys.
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fretless wrote:is dumb is that is , if there is not warning label on the bottle and I don't think there is , it has something like go to www. info on the bottle then she may win .


I have a bottle here it clearly says not to use on or near skin.
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Good for them , too bad for her and her rock hard hair .
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I guess she got the Gorilla Glue in the hair care aisle at Home Depot?
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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On the plus side, her morning prep time has been dramatically improved
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ajaxlepinski wrote:Image


Gotta love when I see memes like this. Almost always posted by people in my life who’ve needed my to “fix” their printer multiple times by clearing the god damn queue.
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there are instructions on Pop Tarts because of morons like this
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The above 'meme' is so TRUE
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oh man the auto industry needs DIY manuals , I used to work in that field and I can't even tell ya the all the dumb shit , the usual things were lug nuts on backwards , incorrect fluids in their respective fluid reservoirs . failure to ever change the oil in the thing . That's just what usually rolls in a few times a day . We won't get into the brake system neglect or tire fails today kids :D
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K-Bizzle wrote:
ajaxlepinski wrote:Image


Gotta love when I see memes like this. Almost always posted by people in my life who’ve needed my to “fix” their printer multiple times by clearing the god damn queue.


I'll have you know that I can fix my own printer... and the Blue Screen of Death!!! :rawk:
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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ajaxlepinski wrote:I'll have you know that I can fix my own printer... and the Blue Screen of Death!!! :rawk:

OH SHIT! WE GOT A USER THAT FOUND THE POWER BUTTON! IT ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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nightflameauto wrote:
ajaxlepinski wrote:I'll have you know that I can fix my own printer... and the Blue Screen of Death!!! :rawk:

OH SHIT! WE GOT A USER THAT FOUND THE POWER BUTTON! IT ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!


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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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My previous IT guy was Russian. Deep voice, exactly what you imagine of a stereotypical cigarette smoker Russian accent. Every single time I have some computer issue I hear his voice..

"Did you reboot?"
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ID-10-T error.
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Yarbicus wrote:ID-10-T error.

Ah, the ol' "error found in chair / keyboard interface."
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GG is super freaking strong, there’s no fucking around with that shit!
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