So, Michael Vick says he's faster than Kaepernick & RG III.
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Re: So, Michael Vick says he's faster than Kaepernick & RG I
Vick also kills dogs and loses a lot bc he is a terrible qb. He should retire, go broke and work fast food.
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Re: So, Michael Vick says he's faster than Kaepernick & RG I
Marcus Vick is even faster and dumber, and look how far it's gotten him.
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Re: So, Michael Vick says he's faster than Kaepernick & RG I
Michael Vick aka Broken McRib? Yeah he's fast, when he plays.
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Re: So, Michael Vick says he's faster than Kaepernick & RG I
24 year old Michael Vick? Maybe. Current Michael Vick? Not a chance.
And as others have said, he still sucks as a passer. He's got a huge arm, but if you can't get the guys the ball when you're supposed to it doesn't matter if you can throw it 80 yards.
And as others have said, he still sucks as a passer. He's got a huge arm, but if you can't get the guys the ball when you're supposed to it doesn't matter if you can throw it 80 yards.
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thenakedarab wrote:Actually, that's probably unfair to the HGH needles, since they at least helped the team win.
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Re: So, Michael Vick says he's faster than Kaepernick & RG I
Vick was awesome up until the point linebackers learned how to stop a quarterback who likes to run instead of pass.
If it were legal, Vick would have tried to throw himself the ball.
If it were legal, Vick would have tried to throw himself the ball.
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IDK, I can certainly see where you guys are coming from, by the end of last season I thought he was done in the NFL too. I'm not a Eagles fan by any means, but Vick seems genuinely excited this year to be playing under Chip Kelly, maybe he'll actually step it up this season and win some more games, maybe not. I guess we'll know by the first game this season I guess.
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Well, yeah, he probably is faster than Kaepernick, and probably RGIII post-ACL. Since RGIII was one of the best hurdlers in the nation before, competing in the Olympic trials when in college, maybe not before injury. That doesn't make Vick a better quarterback than either.
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Gunslinger wrote:IDK, I can certainly see where you guys are coming from, by the end of last season I thought he was done in the NFL too. I'm not a Eagles fan by any means, but Vick seems genuinely excited this year to be playing under Chip Kelly, maybe he'll actually step it up this season and win some more games, maybe not. I guess we'll know by the first game this season I guess.
Unless his accuracy improves A LOT it isn't gonna matter who his coach is.

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I don't disagree with any of you about his passing, and what this has to do with being a QB, (I'm an Eagles fan, so I see everything first hand here), BUT, if we're strictly talking about what he said, he probably CAN beat them all in a foot race. He just beat a young Shady McCoy (RB) in a race.
The shame of it is, he probably *could* be a good QB, given some changes on his end, and the right situation. Here are his 2010 stats, (best of his career), having only played 12 games:
Record: 8-3-0
Completion % 62.6
TD's 21
INTs 6
Yds 3018
The consensus seems to be that Nick Foles will be the starter, and they will run more of a Patriots-style hurry up/no huddle type of offense, not so much the read option.
The shame of it is, he probably *could* be a good QB, given some changes on his end, and the right situation. Here are his 2010 stats, (best of his career), having only played 12 games:
Record: 8-3-0
Completion % 62.6
TD's 21
INTs 6
Yds 3018
The consensus seems to be that Nick Foles will be the starter, and they will run more of a Patriots-style hurry up/no huddle type of offense, not so much the read option.
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Re: So, Michael Vick says he's faster than Kaepernick & RG I
i want to see him outrun 10 pit bulls in a fenced-in enclosure where when he crosses the finish line, he can't escape.
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RSBro wrote:i want to see him outrun 10 pit bulls in a fenced-in enclosure where when he crosses the finish line, he can't escape.
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didnt he also say that he just now learned how to actually hold a football? something taught before jr high.
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sleewell wrote:RSBro wrote:i want to see him outrun 10 pit bulls in a fenced-in enclosure where when he crosses the finish line, he can't escape.
this
didnt he also say that he just now learned how to actually hold a football? something taught before jr high.
I thought that was very odd too, BUT, Tiki Barber apparently didn't know how to hold one either, before Tom Coughlin taught him.
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Iunno man. Kaeperkick is one fast fucker.
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RSBro wrote:i want to see him outrun 10 pit bulls in a fenced-in enclosure where when he crosses the finish line, he can't escape.
Word. I'm no pit bull advocate, but I have no use for people who do what he did (does?) to animals.
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Re: So, Michael Vick says he's faster than Kaepernick & RG I
100 watt wrote:RSBro wrote:i want to see him outrun 10 pit bulls in a fenced-in enclosure where when he crosses the finish line, he can't escape.
Word. I'm no pit bull advocate, but I have no use for people who do what he did (does?) to animals.
yeah, i'm not really either so i'm good with it being any type of canine. death by dachshund would be fucking SWEET lol.
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Murdoch wrote:Weinered to death AFTER getting out of prison.
The fucking irony.



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Murdoch wrote:The Anomaly wrote:I thought that was very odd too, BUT, Tiki Barber apparently didn't know how to hold one either, before Tom Coughlin taught him.
He was too busy plowing women that weren't his pregnant wife to learn how to do anything else other than plowing women who weren't his pregnant wife.
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Murdoch wrote:Weinered to death AFTER getting out of prison.
The fucking irony.


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sleewell wrote:Vick also kills dogs and loses a lot bc he is a terrible qb. He should retire, go broke and work fast food.
^^^^^^^^^ This . . .

I wonder if he is faster than a pit bull?
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Re: So, Michael Vick says he's faster than Kaepernick & RG I
I just don't get why athletes make comments like this. So much fucking ego, especially in football.
Granted, all the BS hockey players spout about 'getting pucks deep' is nearly as meaningless, but I'd take that any day.
Granted, all the BS hockey players spout about 'getting pucks deep' is nearly as meaningless, but I'd take that any day.
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Vick seems like a good guy now, I don't get all the hate he still gets. yeah he had a really bad year and he looks like he isn't the same guy anymore but in his prime he was unstoppable and much better than anybody around now.
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