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What should I do with my wife?

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How much will it cost me to get one of you to take her off my hands?

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Waaaaaaaay more than you got lol
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Would not trade you my dog for her :dance:
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How much mileage she got on her? Let's barter.
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Need pics for answers
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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pics, and can she cook?
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Willing to do a trade but will need cash on your end.
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can start by washing my truck . I'll pay her 10 bucks
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sleewell wrote:Waaaaaaaay more than you got lol

Damn :(

Pepi wrote:Would not trade you my dog for her :dance:

Neither would I :(

nightflameauto wrote:How much mileage she got on her? Let's barter.

Dunno... depends on what she's got going on the side

primeholy wrote:Need pics for answers

Not gonna affect this classy place with that kinda stuff :nope:

ajaxlepinski wrote:Image

What I said

clipless bumper wrote:pics, and can she cook?

See above... Bill prolly gonna name me picless after all this :lol:

K-Bizzle wrote:Willing to do a trade but will need cash on your end.

:rofl:

fretless wrote:can start by washing my truck . I'll pay her 10 bucks

Did I forget to say she don't do shit?


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Beat her :thu:
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Devin wrote:Beat her :thu:

Have her beat you! :cop:
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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G-SPACE wrote:
sleewell wrote:Waaaaaaaay more than you got lol

Damn :(

Pepi wrote:Would not trade you my dog for her :dance:

Neither would I :(

nightflameauto wrote:How much mileage she got on her? Let's barter.

Dunno... depends on what she's got going on the side

primeholy wrote:Need pics for answers

Not gonna affect this classy place with that kinda stuff :nope:

ajaxlepinski wrote:Image

What I said

clipless bumper wrote:pics, and can she cook?

See above... Bill prolly gonna name me picless after all this :lol:

K-Bizzle wrote:Willing to do a trade but will need cash on your end.

:rofl:

fretless wrote:can start by washing my truck . I'll pay her 10 bucks

Did I forget to say she don't do shit?


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Dude that's a good 10 bucks wtf :mad:
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If I were a bad friend I would tell you to build her a kennel in the backyard and move in that mistress you're gonna find after a month or two of slinging the G-spizzle to thirsty ladies.
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Ostinato Rubato wrote: slinging the G-spizzle to thirsty ladies.


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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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Send her to South Dakota so she can eat NFA's balls.
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Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Send her to South Dakota so she can eat NFA's balls.

:lol:

Somebody's gonna eat them balls.
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Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Send her to South Dakota so she can eat NFA's balls.

This might just be the best idea yet :hmm:

Ostinato Rubato wrote:If I were a bad friend I would tell you to build her a kennel in the backyard and move in that mistress you're gonna find after a month or two of slinging the G-spizzle to thirsty ladies.

I like the cut of your jib.... think we can bury that kennel?
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Should we be concerned Grimes? :lol:
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JiveTurkey wrote:Should we be concerned Grimes? :lol:

considering how much you like horror movies, I'd think your threshold for "concern" pretty much covers this contingency :nerd:
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nightflameauto wrote:
Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Send her to South Dakota so she can eat NFA's balls.

:lol:

Somebody's gonna eat them balls.


And we all know it ain't gonna be your wife.
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Dick Butter Nuts wrote:
nightflameauto wrote:
Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Send her to South Dakota so she can eat NFA's balls.

:lol:

Somebody's gonna eat them balls.


And we all know it ain't gonna be your wife.

Actually. . .

Nope. Just can't.
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nightflameauto wrote:
Dick Butter Nuts wrote:
nightflameauto wrote:
Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Send her to South Dakota so she can eat NFA's balls.

:lol:

Somebody's gonna eat them balls.


And we all know it ain't gonna be your wife.

Actually. . .

Nope. Just can't.


Can't say I blame her, considering that region smells like a carton of Benson and Hedges smoked and barfed into a garbage can.
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Dear DBN,

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