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Those pants are fucking hideous. 
I selected "would" because while they aren't the greatest I am a male.

I selected "would" because while they aren't the greatest I am a male.

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Re: American Apparel skanks
should have seen the amount of high-waisted shorts i saw in CA this april. upside: ass cheeks hanging out the bottom. downside: asscheeks hanging out the bottom.
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Y0UNGBL00D wrote:should have seen the amount of high-waisted shorts i saw in CA this april. upside: ass cheeks hanging out the bottom. downside: asscheeks hanging out the bottom.
The 80s are over, lets never, ever revisit that era of fashion.

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Rampage wrote:Oh, you can't play guitar because of your cats? What's next, you don't have sex with your wife because your vagina is acting up?
K-Bizzle wrote:There comes a point in every young mans life when he forsakes the skittles and mountain dew of his childhood for the beer and reese's of manhood.
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WOW every pose is a porn pose (in my head anyway but I am a huge perv)
And if I was single and had a chance I would do every single one of them at least once
And if I was single and had a chance I would do every single one of them at least once
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Re: American Apparel skanks
ovid9 wrote:Y0UNGBL00D wrote:should have seen the amount of high-waisted shorts i saw in CA this april. upside: ass cheeks hanging out the bottom. downside: asscheeks hanging out the bottom.
The 80s are over, lets never, ever revisit that era of fashion.
i forgot you live in buttfuck egypt....go outside, man, shit's back.
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Re: American Apparel skanks
Y0UNGBL00D wrote:
i forgot you live in buttfuck egypt....go outside, man, shit's back.
The problem I have is that right now, we're working in reverse. We had the flannel 90s, then those came back as hipsterdom (same flannel, just tighter pants). Now we're heading back to the 80s. The problem with this is that the 70s are coming up next, and I will literally kill everyone in Austin if I have to put up with fucking bell bottom jeans.
Misplaced priorities and squandered opportunities.
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Y0UNGBL00D wrote:ovid9 wrote:Y0UNGBL00D wrote:should have seen the amount of high-waisted shorts i saw in CA this april. upside: ass cheeks hanging out the bottom. downside: asscheeks hanging out the bottom.
The 80s are over, lets never, ever revisit that era of fashion.
i forgot you live in buttfuck egypt....go outside, man, shit's back.
That's terrible. It was terrible the first time around. Why do people wear shit even though it looks terrible?

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K-Bizzle wrote:There comes a point in every young mans life when he forsakes the skittles and mountain dew of his childhood for the beer and reese's of manhood.
Re: American Apparel skanks
ovid9 wrote:That's terrible. It was terrible the first time around. Why do people wear shit even though it looks terrible? :idk:
Novelty and sex. Same reasons we do basically everything.
Misplaced priorities and squandered opportunities.
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Reminds me of bad '80s porn. The actresses were skankier and way less attractive than the current bunch, but seemed to enjoy it more.
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You had me at skanks.
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nakedarab, you underestimate the hipster populus.
and brendan, we are already at early 80s for women. 1880s for men. so i dont know how thats gonna work. we are either going to get tricorner hats and breeches next or coatails
and brendan, we are already at early 80s for women. 1880s for men. so i dont know how thats gonna work. we are either going to get tricorner hats and breeches next or coatails

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Y0UNGBL00D wrote:nakedarab, you underestimate the hipster populus.
and brendan, we are already at early 80s for women. 1880s for men. so i dont know how thats gonna work. we are either going to get tricorner hats and breeches next or coatails
That's what I was thinking.

And I would TOTALLY rock a tricorner hat and wool pants that I've never washed.
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Rampage wrote:Oh, you can't play guitar because of your cats? What's next, you don't have sex with your wife because your vagina is acting up?
K-Bizzle wrote:There comes a point in every young mans life when he forsakes the skittles and mountain dew of his childhood for the beer and reese's of manhood.
Re: American Apparel skanks
oooh, scratchy balls.
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Thankfully when I'm on campus for school, I see my fair share of Yoga pants and volleyball shorts.
But one time I was cruising the tumblr of a friend who is in the fashion industry and all I saw were pictures of skinny (but ugly) hipster bitches in high waisted shorts and shirts that looked like they've been mauled by a bear.
Yea no thanks, I was born just outside of the 80s and I'd like to keep every facet of that era away from my personal life.
But one time I was cruising the tumblr of a friend who is in the fashion industry and all I saw were pictures of skinny (but ugly) hipster bitches in high waisted shorts and shirts that looked like they've been mauled by a bear.
Yea no thanks, I was born just outside of the 80s and I'd like to keep every facet of that era away from my personal life.
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i want to destroy chicks in yoga pants on a completely different sexual level than the one on which i wish to destroy pouty, skinny hipster bitches.
its like pizza...i can like diferent styles, and i very much do.
its like pizza...i can like diferent styles, and i very much do.
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Telephant wrote:C'mon down to Marshall town sweet tits. We're all having a helluva time.
ovid9 wrote:But, having three cats, I don't want to hurt their ears.
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Looking at those pants killed my penis.
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Y0UNGBL00D wrote:i want to destroy chicks in yoga pants on a completely different sexual level than the one on which i wish to destroy pouty, skinny hipster bitches.
its like pizza...i can like diferent styles, and i very much do.
I misread that as "skinny jean wearing hipster bitches" and was disappointed upon rereading.
Seriously though when I see someone wear high waisted shorts, a little voice goes off in my head that says 'why do you need pants that high? Is there something wrong with your fucking belly button that you need to hide that shit? Or are you secretly yearning to look like an 80 year old?"
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Steveijobzz wrote:Y0UNGBL00D wrote:i want to destroy chicks in yoga pants on a completely different sexual level than the one on which i wish to destroy pouty, skinny hipster bitches.
its like pizza...i can like diferent styles, and i very much do.
I misread that as "skinny jean wearing hipster bitches" and was disappointed upon rereading.
Seriously though when I see someone wear high waisted shorts, a little voice goes off in my head that says 'why do you need pants that high? Is there something wrong with your fucking belly button that you need to hide that shit? Or are you secretly yearning to look like an 80 year old?"
Maybe its a sign. Like a sign that says "I may or may not bathe regularly. Do you really want to find out?"
The answer of course being "No, not really."
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wow - it's like a failed attempt to bring the 80's fashion back, but without 2 critical elements ... big hair & full bush. It'll never be as good ... just move on
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thenakedarab wrote:Feathered hair, and urine retaining bushes. There were a lot of good things about the '80s, but those are not among them.
This^
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any one of you would go down on these girls and sniff the high waisted shorts afterwards. every last one of you.
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I never found 'long butts' to be sexy. High-waisted pants give the illusion of a long butt or a flat butt. Not my cup o' tea. I'd hafta see the bare ass first. But at that point, we'd already be halfway to doin the deed and i'd probably finish what had been started.
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