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Ninja Haiku

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Today's topic, Ninja's and farts. Because, sophomoric humor :lol:

Silent but deadly
Aloft, like a leaf on the wind
A Ninja crop dusts


Steamy and pungent
Ninja fills his Shozoku
Never trust a fart
I Love the smell of nitrocellulose in the morning.
It smells like........Victory
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IB4 Mikey....

:lol:
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G-SPACE wrote:IB4 Mikey....

:lol:



because farts?
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Shinobi's revenge
Obtained noxious repulsion
Anally propelled
Last edited by SuperFlyinMonke on Wed Jun 05, 2019 3:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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My ass just whispered
"Ostinato Rubato"
Silent but deadly
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She had savage butt
Just the way you like it round
Clean tasty mud flaps


Well, no ninjas or farts but, I'm including a nice photo...
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Walt wrote:But when the hour is nigh, and the lights are low, and I got a little toothpick of a shwag joint in my teeth, and my friends want to hear me play "Into the Void", or "TNT", "or "Cemetery Gates"...I plug my 600 dollar guitar into my 150 dollar amp, and I am a Rawk gawd.
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came in like the breeze
farted quite obnoxiously
left a foul odor
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Some adhere to the rules (5-7-5) better than others, but you all make me proud. I salute you :)
I Love the smell of nitrocellulose in the morning.
It smells like........Victory
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Watch out for Pepi
The old guy makes shitty threads
Farts are piping hot
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Today's topic, lunch/dinner options...

Must eat healthier
Took big beef poop this morning
A salad is best

[Dovetailed into yesterday's topic...]
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Milk from your mom's tit
Then wash it down with some beer
Healthy breakfast wins
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Today's lunch menu
Burgers Ribs Fries Dogs Baked Beans
Even Onion Rings
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Took the salad route
Crispy chicken; Ranch dressing
Was not that healthy
I Love the smell of nitrocellulose in the morning.
It smells like........Victory
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The rings really sucked
Fries were soggy - no hot dogs
Ribs burgers baked beans great!
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Yo, dude. Soggy rings?
Bullshit. Unacceptable.
Rings are glorious
I Love the smell of nitrocellulose in the morning.
It smells like........Victory
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Hasty 5-7-5
Fries were soggy, not the rings
Jumped to conclusion
I Love the smell of nitrocellulose in the morning.
It smells like........Victory
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SuperFlyinMonke wrote:Milk from your mom's tit
Then wash it down with some beer
Healthy breakfast wins



:lol: That made me LOL at work!!! :rawk:
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Today's topic is meetings...

Eight meetings today
How many is too many?
Eight. The answer is eight
I Love the smell of nitrocellulose in the morning.
It smells like........Victory
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IndyWS6 wrote:Today's topic is meetings...

Eight meetings today
How many is too many?
Eight. The answer's eight


FTFY - so
now on to this new Haiku
No meetings today!
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clipless bumper wrote:
IndyWS6 wrote:Today's topic is meetings...

Eight meetings today
How many is too many?
Eight. The answer's eight


FTFY - so
now on to this new Haiku
No meetings today!

:lol: :thu:
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IndyWS6 wrote:
clipless bumper wrote:
IndyWS6 wrote:Today's topic is meetings...

Eight meetings today
How many is too many?
Eight. The answer's eight


FTFY - so
now on to this new Haiku
No meetings today!

:lol: :thu:

Brilliant.
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Fuck eight meetings on
Friday, more like beers for lunch
and then a blues jam
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Back-to-back-to-back
Long Friday lunch? Nope. FUBAR
Too many meetings
I Love the smell of nitrocellulose in the morning.
It smells like........Victory
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Today's topic: Monday...

Despair comes calling
Hello, darkness, my old friend
Depression takes hold
I Love the smell of nitrocellulose in the morning.
It smells like........Victory
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I so love Mondays
back to work to hit the grind
today is so great!!!
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