I just want you to know....

[BroSlinger]

Before I became the Brolsinger,I had been running from what i truly was. After years of futile climbing toward outcast hipsterdom, it turns out I was happier slipping into Brodom. My life all started to make sense when I watched Jersey Shore and Fast and the Furious. I have Shore blood, FWIW. Half Atlantic City to be exact.

This has happened at least a few times in my life.
Wanted to be a fruity artster. Lived happily as a jock.
Wanted to be a loner musician college student. Thrived as a frat guy in the business school.
Wanted to be Morrissey. Played hair metal for 5 years.
Tried to be Morrissey again, became a chach that played hair metal.

I'm at another turning point. I was listening to dark weird shit that made me think of psychedelic drugs. It didn't make me happy.

Fast forward to yesterday.....As a joke, I bought AWOLNation - "Run". I would joke about "redbull" music, like that commercial "All of these things make me who I am."

Well, all of these things make me who I am. This album is fucking awesome. It's a mix of lofi, hifi, dubsteppy shit, toes dipped into Americana, etc. There is space where it needs to be. I felt like a million bucks cruising around jamming to this.

I'm going to start drinking more redbull. Probably get a dirt bike. Probably start vaping. Definitely getting some Vans for the warped tour. I was actually planning on getting a rice burner.

[sleewell]

psychedelics are great tho

[Devin]

[EndTime]

Thought you were gonna express praise for Alanis Morrisette..

[Chris Z]

Before I became the Brolsinger,I had been running from what i truly was. After years of futile climbing toward outcast hipsterdom, it turns out I was happier slipping into Brodom. My life all started to make sense when I watched Jersey Shore and Fast and the Furious. I have Shore blood, FWIW. Half Atlantic City to be exact.

This has happened at least a few times in my life.
Wanted to be a fruity artster. Lived happily as a jock.
Wanted to be a loner musician college student. Thrived as a frat guy in the business school.
Wanted to be Morrissey. Played hair metal for 5 years.
Tried to be Morrissey again, became a chach that played hair metal.

I'm at another turning point. I was listening to dark weird shit that made me think of psychedelic drugs. It didn't make me happy.

Fast forward to yesterday.....As a joke, I bought AWOLNation - "Run". I would joke about "redbull" music, like that commercial "All of these things make me who I am."

Well, all of these things make me who I am. This album is fucking awesome. It's a mix of lofi, hifi, dubsteppy shit, toes dipped into Americana, etc. There is space where it needs to be. I felt like a million bucks cruising around jamming to this.

I'm going to start drinking more redbull. Probably get a dirt bike. Probably start vaping. Definitely getting some Vans for the warped tour. I was actually planning on getting a rice burner.

I had my midlife crisis early in 2010, bought a camaro, hung out with druggies at the strip club, bought a tele(!), listened to shinedown and watched Battlestar Galactica. Have fun, but don't take it too seriously and listen to what ever makes you happy.

[Diddlybo]

I think the Vans Warped tour is already over.

[ajaxlepinski]

I'm still trying to become Charlie Sheen... everyone needs a goal.

[Ostinato Rubato]

EDM is your future Gene. Accept it. Let's exchange loops and drops, mix in a little acoustic rock element, and take GAB righteously into the 21st century.

STATIONNNNNN!!!!!!!

[Noah]

10/10

funny the caricatures we try to model and how hard it is to vary from ideas we get so invested in over time.

Good for you breaking out.

[newholland]

i only accept the loner art rock nerd side of you gene.

sorry man.

[itchyfingers]

Don't forget a lifted F150 with flags out the bed and several Monster Energy decals, Bro.

Honestly, I can totally identify with this feeling. I've always been a shorts/T shirt or jeans/T shirt guy, but these days I feel equally comfortable wearing a suit n tie or looking like a golf pro at the local muni.

[draelyc]

"Cougar Hunter" is still the most perfectest name for a hair metal cover project ever conceived.

[BroSlinger]

"Cougar Hunter" is still the most perfectest name for a hair metal cover project ever conceived.

Fuckin' A right.

It can't be topped...ever.

[draelyc]

"Cougar Hunter" is still the most perfectest name for a hair metal cover project ever conceived.

Fuckin' A right.

It can't be topped...ever.

[Chris Z]

I love hair metal. No fucks given.