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That's coming from the person that recorded this video. They recorded it by pointing a camera at the TV.
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Always loved her voice.
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Carrie Underwood is about 10million times more talented than Kelly Clarkson...and she's also infinitely hotter...

The things I would do to Carrie...shit...
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KCTigerChief wrote:Carrie Underwood is about 10million times more talented than Kelly Clarkson...and she's also infinitely hotter...

The things I would do to Carrie...shit...


I couldn't disagree more. :idk:

Carrie U is annoying as fuck, with a whiny voice and terrible songs. She will never have the range, power or sheer girl nect door hottness of Kelly C. not to mentionkelly C actually does rock, not just syrpupy country ballads, and girl power songs.

I'd bitch smack Carrie U and climb over her to get to Kelly C.
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DoubleBarrel wrote:
KCTigerChief wrote:Carrie Underwood is about 10million times more talented than Kelly Clarkson...and she's also infinitely hotter...

The things I would do to Carrie...shit...


I couldn't disagree more. :idk:

Carrie U is annoying as fuck, with a whiny voice and terrible songs. She will never have the range, power or sheer girl nect door hottness of Kelly C. not to mentionkelly C actually does rock, not just syrpupy country ballads, and girl power songs.

I'd bitch smack Carrie U and climb over her to get to Kelly C.



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I'm older and wiser ... I would fuck them both or even together
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DoubleBarrel wrote:
KCTigerChief wrote:Carrie Underwood is about 10million times more talented than Kelly Clarkson...and she's also infinitely hotter...

The things I would do to Carrie...shit...


I couldn't disagree more. :idk:

Carrie U is annoying as fuck, with a whiny voice and terrible songs. She will never have the range, power or sheer girl nect door hottness of Kelly C. not to mentionkelly C actually does rock, not just syrpupy country ballads, and girl power songs.

I'd bitch smack Carrie U and climb over her to get to Kelly C.



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DoubleBarrel wrote:I couldn't disagree more. :idk:

Carrie U is annoying as fuck, with a whiny voice and terrible songs. She will never have the range, power or sheer girl nect door hottness of Kelly C. not to mentionkelly C actually does rock, not just syrpupy country ballads, and girl power songs.

I'd bitch smack Carrie U and climb over her to get to Kelly C.


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I see your point...I think it's the fact that I would do dirty things to Carrie Underwood that incline me to like her more :lol:

Kelly Clarkson is ok, I just don't like anything she sings...Different strokes for sure.
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DoubleBarrel wrote:
KCTigerChief wrote:Carrie Underwood is about 10million times more talented than Kelly Clarkson...and she's also infinitely hotter...

The things I would do to Carrie...shit...


I couldn't disagree more. :idk:

Carrie U is annoying as fuck, with a whiny voice and terrible songs. She will never have the range, power or sheer girl nect door hottness of Kelly C. not to mentionkelly C actually does rock, not just syrpupy country ballads, and girl power songs.

I'd bitch smack Carrie U and climb over her to get to Kelly C.



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KCTigerChief wrote:Carrie Underwood is about 10million times more talented than Kelly Clarkson...and she's also infinitely hotter...

The things I would do to Carrie...shit...


:lol:

You horniness for Carrie clouds your objectivity. She's not 10 million times more talented,.....puleeeze,.....

As an artist, Kelly beats Carrie. My opinion of course. Kelly can sing in multiple styles (convincingly) and writes a lot of her own tunes. I see her as more of a musician when compared to Carrie.

Carrie's career has been very carefully crafted and is squarely in the pop country genre. I'm sure she's contributed some ideas to a handful of her songs but the vast majority are written by a team of Nashville writers.

And from a pure voice perspective,..well, that just comes down to personal preference. Both can sing, but I think Kelly's voice is much stronger top to bottom. Actually for me, it's not even close -- Kelly pwns her voice-wise.
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KCTigerChief wrote:I see your point...I think it's the fact that I would do dirty things to Carrie Underwood that incline me to like her more :lol:

Kelly Clarkson is ok, I just don't like anything she sings...Different strokes for sure.


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Carrie wouldn't let you do those things to her. She's too self absorbed & high maintenence. Kelly is the dirty girl next door who loves to please.
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Katy Perry @ the Grammys. Would lick the guts out of it.
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100 watt wrote:Katy Perry @ the Grammys. Would lick the guts out of it.


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KP is total meh to me. :idk:

I see girls like her every day, only with better skin, and no whacky costumes to distract from how pear shaped she is.

At least noone said Taylor Swift. :freak:


Gimme KC & Fergie :fap:
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I wouldn't want to ride either Carrie or Kelly... one out weighs me (Kelly) and I dunno if the other has a G spot.

I'd love to be their lead guitarist/music director though... the loot I'd roll in and the absolute BALLS I'd give to their music (especially Carrie's) would be epic.

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DoubleBarrel wrote:
KCTigerChief wrote:Carrie Underwood is about 10million times more talented than Kelly Clarkson...and she's also infinitely hotter...

The things I would do to Carrie...shit...


I couldn't disagree more. :idk:

Carrie U is annoying as fuck, with a whiny voice and terrible songs. She will never have the range, power or sheer girl nect door hottness of Kelly C. not to mentionkelly C actually does rock, not just syrpupy country ballads, and girl power songs.

I'd bitch smack Carrie U and climb over her to get to Kelly C.

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Team Kelly.
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