Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you think.

[Mesa/Kramer]

Worse than this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmZUG7Hs-g


[youtube]jYmZUG7Hs-g[/youtube]

Worse. At least Bam is being intentionally stupid and funny. Bret legit thinks his song is awesome.

True that

[benjamin801]

While true, it's also horrible in a completely different way than we're USED to Bret Michaels being horrible in. I can instantly block out that old Poison dreck. This is like a fucking virus mutating to be resistant to vaccine. I mean, look at the single art:

<awful picture redacted in order to spare Metalsucks' bandwidth and my retinas>

That looks like something I might have 'shopped in three minutes to post in a forum thread for laughs. Holy shit that is low-quality.

[fretless]

'bout on par with this
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjnhQAbrvTE[/video]

[Gunslinger]

Goddammit Murdoch! My ears hate me now.

[soundgardener75]

It won't play on my iPhone. Maybe it's a sign.

It is a sign that your iPhone now has herpes.

TrAIDSmark'd bro. TrAIDSmark'd.

[facefirst]

ok yes it horrible BUT:

it's as horrible as 99% of the dance songs out there

also

it's as horrible as everything he has ever done.


So

While true, it's also horrible in a completely different way than we're USED to Bret Michaels being horrible in. I can instantly block out that old Poison dreck. This is like a fucking virus mutating to be resistant to vaccine. I mean, look at the single art:

Holy shit that's bad!

[Rampage]

ok yes it horrible BUT:

it's as horrible as 99% of the dance songs out there

also

it's as horrible as everything he has ever done.


So

While true, it's also horrible in a completely different way than we're USED to Bret Michaels being horrible in. I can instantly block out that old Poison dreck. This is like a fucking virus mutating to be resistant to vaccine. I mean, look at the single art:

Woah! I didn't know people still used Windows 98's paint program.

[facefirst]

ok yes it horrible BUT:

it's as horrible as 99% of the dance songs out there

also

it's as horrible as everything he has ever done.


So

While true, it's also horrible in a completely different way than we're USED to Bret Michaels being horrible in. I can instantly block out that old Poison dreck. This is like a fucking virus mutating to be resistant to vaccine. I mean, look at the single art:

Woah! I didn't know people still used Windows 98's paint program.

That's because it's Windows 95's MS Paint.

[Dave Lister]

[lespaul6]

He is looking for that hit with the kids...something that takes off with the masses for whatever reason and goes viral. He would only need one...but the road there is lethal..lol I think that last blow to the head changed him

[Mizati20]

Rofl @ Bam.... "I'm gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks..."

[ovid9]

Ok, that was terrible, but its Bret Michaels doing "dance" music, did we expect anything different?

Its not as bad as being subjected to this homosexual country love song every day 4x a day. I am going to snap and drive MY work truck into the building, set it on fire and burn the place to the ground if this keeps up.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCSMCgqlc-0[/video]

Seriously, I'm sorry your gay lover died. Its tragic. GET OVER IT EMO COUNTRY BITCH!

[Noizemaker]

Yeah that was pretty bad. I feel like it could've been worse tho.

I guess hes just trying to catch on with this generation, and doing a shit job of it. Not that something that awful couln't be a hit these days, maybe thats the logic behind it....

[butterguitar]

*waiting for someone to photoshop the hell out of this album cover

['63-Strat]

Dude is turning 50 this year. Poison was embarrassing in it's own way at the time but we're talking about a 50 year-old man trying to reinvent himself with a wannabe (and yet completely out of touch with reality of current dance music) dance thing? Yikes, kinda embarrassed for him.

[benjamin801]

My wife just peeked over my shoulder and saw the album cover.

WIFE: Um...1995 called and wants its bandana back.
ME: Well, if 1995 is willing to give him back his hair, I'm sure he'd agree to an exchange of prisoners.

[ovid9]

Dude is turning 50 this year. Poison was embarrassing in it's own way at the time but we're talking about a 50 year-old man trying to reinvent himself with a wannabe (and yet completely out of touch with reality of current dance music) dance thing? Yikes, kinda embarrassed for him.

Never be embarrassed for Bret Michaels. Seriously, did you ever see their album covers? NEVER be embarrassed for him, he deserves whatever ridicule comes.

[OverDriven]

ok yes it horrible BUT:

it's as horrible as 99% of the dance songs out there

I'm going to have to say this is worse than any other dance song I can even think of. WAY worse. My brain is almost refusing to believe this is real. It has the feel of something that was created by someone who just downloaded a pirated copy of Fruity Loops and has never written a song in their life.

[OverDriven]

Holy shit. Didn't he have a stroke or something recently? Explains it all.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHafUaTr2_I[/video]

[benjamin801]

Holy shit. OK this guy is full-on sucking cock for money now.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHafUaTr2_I[/video]

He...he doesn't know how to write another song, does he? He just has the one.

[draelyc]

I never liked Poison. Never liked anything Bret Michaels had anything to do with. But this...THIS...there are no words. Jesus Christ. There's bad music...there's horrible music...and then there's whatever the infected fuck this atrocity is. Mother of God's balls...

It's so bad he had to put it on Myspace...

http://www.myspace.com/bretmichaelsofpo ... t-18920691

Oh, so it's an homage to date-rape.

[dickysofa]

mother fucking piece of mother fucking shit

[hardvalve]

Loved it.