Bret Michaels did a dance song. It's worse than you think.

cibyl · Post by **cibyl** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:33 am

Come on man,....he's just "stretching out" as an artist. I see a collaboration between him and PSY in the future.

Will be huge man,......

soundgardener75 · Post by **soundgardener75** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:50 am

It won't play on my iPhone. Maybe it's a sign.

DISTORT6 · Post by **DISTORT6** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:00 am

WOW! Fuckin' WOW! Every cliche lyric in one song.
That really sucked, HARD! :sick:

;pokeoutmyeardrums:

benjamin801 · Post by **benjamin801** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:00 am

Did someone really just lead off a dance song with "Y'all ready for this?" in 2013?

:freak:

gainfreak · Post by **gainfreak** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:09 am

100 watt · Post by **100 watt** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:20 am

Dude played hairspray douchbag glam rock made for women in the 80's. Not a suprise

100 watt · Post by **100 watt** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:27 am

DISTORT6 wrote:WOW! Fuckin' WOW! Every cliche lyric in one song.That really sucked, HARD! ;pokeoutmyeardrums:

This is why I occasionally put the Tv on The Country Channel.
You can mute the volume, and it's still cliche city lol.

I've found something new to annoy my wife with as well. Saying "TRUCK YEAH".
:crap:

NaturalBornBoy · Post by **NaturalBornBoy** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:31 am

What in the blue fuck did I just listen to?????

'The way you be lookin' we be, leavin' soon'

Fucking :facepalm:

ke2 · Post by **ke2** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:38 am

nightflameauto wrote:My wife used to watch that gawd awful singing show where they'd give you a certain number of lines then you had to sing the rest of the song from memory. And they had Brett Michaels on one night. And he sang his "new" song. It was Every Rose Has a Thorn with different lyrics. And not even a LITTLE cadence shift, tempo shift, harmony shift, rhythm shift or anything. Just like he went in the studio, took out the old track, erased the vocals and built them back up.

Now, being a muso I thought I'd ask the wife, who doesn't really get music most of the time, what she thought. Direct quote, "I liked it when it was Every Rose better."

When even an eighties chick is sick of Brett Michaels' shit, maybe he should reassess?

I believe that could have been "All I ever needed"

I listened to 20 seconds of it

TU BE · Post by **TU BE** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:57 am

tempted to click link
afaid will not unhear

benjamin801 · Post by **benjamin801** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:59 am

soundgardener75 wrote:It won't play on my iPhone. Maybe it's a sign.

It is a sign that your iPhone now has herpes.

Devin · Post by **Devin** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:29 am

Lol wtf

Don't get too comfortable

Continue

I am the lord of your thighs :rofl:

cibyl · Post by **cibyl** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:55 am

NaturalBornBoy wrote:What in the blue fuck did I just listen to?????

'The way you be lookin' we be, leavin' soon'

Fucking

Witnessing an aging rock star grasp to stay relevant is sad, but provides a degree of entertainment value as well.

benjamin801 · Post by **benjamin801** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:18 am

cibyl wrote:Witnessing an aging rock star grasp to stay relevant is sad, but provides a degree of entertainment value as well.

I love that his grasp at relevance is to record a techno track that, except for the pseudo-dubstep wobble, would have been right at home in the early 90s - IOW, the last time he actually was relevant. :rolleyes:

100 watt · Post by **100 watt** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:20 am

cibyl wrote:
NaturalBornBoy wrote:What in the blue fuck did I just listen to?????

'The way you be lookin' we be, leavin' soon'

Fucking

Witnessing an aging rock star grasp to stay relevant is sad, but provides a degree of entertainment value as well.

Example= Axle Rose :clap:

TU BE · Post by **TU BE** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:21 pm

I made it 46 seconds into it. You were right. I already forgot about it.

Macelind · Post by **Macelind** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:26 pm

This kind of crap is what happens when he has lost touch with reality. All the "yes men" around him are too busy burying their noses as deep in his ass as they can get. His ass cheeks muffle the "sound", they can't tell how bad it is, and give him a thumbs up.

There ya have it fellers...he thinks that shit don't stink.

fretless · Post by **fretless** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:40 pm

it is soo freakin weak but I can't name one good song by him so...

gb74 · Post by **gb74** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:45 pm

ok yes it horrible BUT:

it's as horrible as 99% of the dance songs out there

also

it's as horrible as everything he has ever done.

So :idk:

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:47 pm

Tried to listen but facebook is blocked at work. This is probably a good thing. I probably owe my IT manager a handshake..

100 watt · Post by **100 watt** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:50 pm

Mike LX-R wrote:Tried to listen but facebook is blocked at work. This is probably a good thing. I probably owe my IT manager a handshake..

Easy now.. in some circles, that can be considered sexual harrassment :shake:

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:53 pm

100 watt wrote:
Mike LX-R wrote:Tried to listen but facebook is blocked at work. This is probably a good thing. I probably owe my IT manager a handshake..

Easy now.. in some circles, that can be considered sexual harrassment

At my work it's called having a proactive attitude... initiative!

Mesa/Kramer · Post by **Mesa/Kramer** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:02 pm

Worse than this?

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmZUG7Hs-g[/video]

benjamin801 · Post by **benjamin801** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:04 pm

Mesa/Kramer wrote:Worse than this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmZUG7Hs-g

[youtube]jYmZUG7Hs-g[/youtube]

Worse. At least Bam is being intentionally stupid and funny. Bret legit thinks his song is awesome.

facefirst · Post by **facefirst** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:07 pm

Why did I just listen to that? I don't know if I was somehow expecting there to be some redeeming value or what. Shame on me.

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