That is a hideous abortion of a guitar. Outside of the bad "hey, we're ripping off EVH but we don't wanna get sued" faux Frankenstrat paint job, it has the "Massive Dong" headstock going on.
Rampage wrote:Oh, you can't play guitar because of your cats? What's next, you don't have sex with your wife because your vagina is acting up?
K-Bizzle wrote:There comes a point in every young mans life when he forsakes the skittles and mountain dew of his childhood for the beer and reese's of manhood.
ovid9 wrote:That is a hideous abortion of a guitar. Outside of the bad "hey, we're ripping off EVH but we don't wanna get sued" faux Frankenstrat paint job, it has the "Massive Dong" headstock going on.
Ew.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
It's called a hockey stick headstock, you perv.
You go to the grocery store and start shouting "GIANT YELLOW DONGS!" when you see the bananas, you sicko?
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Rampage wrote:Oh, you can't play guitar because of your cats? What's next, you don't have sex with your wife because your vagina is acting up?
K-Bizzle wrote:There comes a point in every young mans life when he forsakes the skittles and mountain dew of his childhood for the beer and reese's of manhood.
Rampage wrote: It's called a hockey stick headstock, you perv.
You go to the grocery store and start shouting "GIANT YELLOW DONGS!" when you see the bananas, you sicko?
No, because they aren't attached to guitars.
Now put a banana on a guitar I'll say "WTF is up with the Giant Yellow Dong?????"
Its ok to admit you like the dong-stock. Embrace the dong-stock.....er....umm...nevermind.
Well, to tell the truth, I love the dong stock. That said, I prefer the reverse dong stock because it looks happy and excited compared to the standard, flaccid dong stock.
Analogman / Bludotone / Bogner / Fargen / Fender / G&L / JAM Pedals / King Tone / RMC / Skervesen / Strymon / Vertex
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble
Rampage wrote: Well, to tell the truth, I love the dong stock. That said, I prefer the reverse dong stock because it looks happy and excited compared to the standard, flaccid dong stock.
Rampage wrote:Oh, you can't play guitar because of your cats? What's next, you don't have sex with your wife because your vagina is acting up?
K-Bizzle wrote:There comes a point in every young mans life when he forsakes the skittles and mountain dew of his childhood for the beer and reese's of manhood.