I was a little worried so I decided to wait a few hours and if it's still there call a rescue place or something. 3 hours later, he hasnt budged so I called the nearest rescue center and they told me to call animal control and they will drop it off there.
Fair play, the woman from animal control turned up 15 mins later...She was pretty hardcore and figured it out quick: It had hooks in both its wings. She had to chase it/wrestle it and she carried it by holding it's back wings while its beak was locked on her arm! If you look at your forearm to fingertip, that is how big its beak was.
She finally got it in the truck with a towel over its head. So it's on it's way to the local rescue center and I imagine it will be fine. Quick injection, remove the hooks, feed it and a few weeks it should be pecking the shit out of nature in no time.
Shower me with praise as I sit on a smug self satisfied cloud only experienced by do gooders.
