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carpet that doesn't match the drapes

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thread that doesn't match the forum? :lol:
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opps it does now :lol:
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GuitarBilly wrote:opps it does now :lol:


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The thing about carpet not matching the drapes is that once you've verified the situation all systems are go anyway so who cares?

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It's easier to dance once you rip the carpet out.

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I smell waxed hardwood. Like a bowling lane that I'd like to throw my balls into.
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There hasn't been any verified carpet sightings anywhere in the USA in the last 15 years, which is truly unfortunate. I understand carpet can still be found in Japan and parts of Europe, so there is hope. I expect the comeback of carpet will immediately follow the much anticipated comeback of 80's guitar focused metal, but thats fodder for another discussion ...
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fretless wrote:Image



gonna need some proof....
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Hardtail wrote:There hasn't been any verified carpet sightings anywhere in the USA in the last 15 years, which is truly unfortunate.


Have you looked under the jelly rolls? :o
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WOW! I would tear that up :love:
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Pepi wrote:WOW! I would tear that up :love:


Yep, would definitely like to poke into that...repeatedly.
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would until my wang was dry-heaving
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that's a manikin.
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who. the fekk. is that.
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They would match once I was done "redecorating" them. :cop:
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would
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GuitarBilly wrote:thread that doesn't match the forum? :lol:


Maybeif she had a les paul :cop:
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would until after my penis was dry-heaving and my butthole was the only thing moving during climax....... and that would be b/c of a buttplug.
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would let her use a strap-on on me.
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not even sure i would be deterred if it turned out she had a penis.
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wrongnote85 wrote:would


....and wood... :lol:
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Sasquatch wrote:not even sure i would be deterred if it turned out she had a penis.

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Sasquatch wrote:not even sure i would be deterred if it turned out she had a penis.


She probably has a dozen on rotation.
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I would bury myself so deep into that that whoever pulled me off would be crowned the new king of england...Meh, shit joke, but still, would plow.
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