When a pretty, hot single mom (aka MILF) tells you..

[izzy]

lol, noobs

[madryan]

I find myself completely uninterested in even fairly hot chicks because frankly, as a single parent I'm just busy as hell and if I'm gonna do anything but a casual sex type deal they're gonna have to be flat amazing.

She might be in the same boat.

I occasionally meet someone who's just interesting and sexy as hell but that's pretty rare these days.

EDIT: I'll add to that just about any chick I meet with kids seems to be looking for a replacement daddy for their kids or someone to provide emotional or financial stability. Can't blame them but if I get with anyone they've gotta be self sufficient in those areas or I'm just not interested.

[Dave Lister]

How old is this MILF? If you don't mind my asking. That acronym is thrown around too much now. A 22 year old single mom is not a MILF.(Though prolly fuckable anyway.)

Post pics of the B-hole.

[Pepi]

This happen to my old ugly ass just last weekend Damn, she was good looking too.

[GuitarBilly]

So tonight she told she hasn't had a boyfriend for 4 years.

I think it's mistake to try to read into a chick's signal because honestly they're all over the place with this shit and it could mean anything, really. If you want to ask her out, just flat out ask her out. That's what I've always done every time I was interested in a girl. It doesn't always work, but at least you know where you stand right away so in a way, it DOES always work.

[madryan]

So tonight she told she hasn't had a boyfriend for 4 years.

I think it's mistake to try to read into a chick's signal because honestly they're all over the place with this shit and it could mean anything, really. If you want to ask her out, just flat out ask her out. That's what I've always done every time I was interested in a girl. It doesn't always work, but at least you know where you stand right away so in a way, it DOES always work.

This.

American women are weird as hell in some respects. Where some of my Foreign friends would expect you to walk up, smile confidently, tell them they're attractive and you'd like to date them, American women get all weirded out by that sometimes.

Being a single parent you frankly don't have the time and mental effort to play the various games. Just ask her out, if she wants to go out she'll either accept or not. Don't expect any sort of time commitment on her part. I've kicked several chicks to the curb over the last 3 years because they couldn't get it into their heads that I'm not going to drop everything all the time and dote on them like we're in high school or some sort of co-dependent shit. That just annoys the hell out of me. Chick hasn't heard from you in a few days so starts going all stalker weird. Makes me want to run away fast.

I think I'm just meant to be single.

[Dickarms]

either
a) she wants you to GIVE her a life (i.e. your cock first, then copious amounts of drama usually)

b) shes super boring and wants it to stay that way and is warning you off.



guessing a. hit and quit asap.

[Ostinato Rubato]

So tonight she told she hasn't had a boyfriend for 4 years.

If you want to ask her out, just flat out ask her out. That's what I've always done every time I was interested in a girl. It doesn't always work, but at least you know where you stand right away so in a way, it DOES always work.

This man is a go getter, knows what he is talking about.

Good stuff here.

It's called having a pair and keeping the pussy below eye level.

[DoubleBarrel]

So tonight she told she hasn't had a boyfriend for 4 years.

Read between the lines. She hasn't had a "boyfriend" in 4 years. I'm sure she's been laid countless times, but no "boyfriend"

Translation - I'm a whore, but you seem like a nice guy. Maybe I'll throw you some, and see if you stick around and deal with my kid(s) and drama.

[G-Zod]

So tonight she told she hasn't had a boyfriend for 4 years.

I think it's mistake to try to read into a chick's signal because honestly they're all over the place with this shit and it could mean anything, really. If you want to ask her out, just flat out ask her out. That's what I've always done every time I was interested in a girl. It doesn't always work, but at least you know where you stand right away so in a way, it DOES always work.

I think I'm going to try the "let's have lunch sometime" approach and see what happens.

[madryan]

So tonight she told she hasn't had a boyfriend for 4 years.

I think it's mistake to try to read into a chick's signal because honestly they're all over the place with this shit and it could mean anything, really. If you want to ask her out, just flat out ask her out. That's what I've always done every time I was interested in a girl. It doesn't always work, but at least you know where you stand right away so in a way, it DOES always work.

I think I'm going to try the "let's have lunch sometime" approach and see what happens.

The lunch date is the appropriate level of non-creepy interest. It can go anywhere in the future but it's a good chance to get to know one-another.

[racerevlon]

DTF...

[GuitarBilly]

So tonight she told she hasn't had a boyfriend for 4 years.

I think it's mistake to try to read into a chick's signal because honestly they're all over the place with this shit and it could mean anything, really. If you want to ask her out, just flat out ask her out. That's what I've always done every time I was interested in a girl. It doesn't always work, but at least you know where you stand right away so in a way, it DOES always work.

I think I'm going to try the "let's have lunch sometime" approach and see what happens.

Weekday lunch is a good date for single parents because everything else requires proper babysitting/planning. So go with that idea.

[Dickarms]

you will get lunch head.

[The Anomaly]

She wants teh cock, no question about it.

The question is, how much BS is she going to throw your way before she accepts said cock?

[izzy]

So many noobs. Most women, unless they're extraordinarily slow or stupid, learn at a very early age to avoid saying things that draw unwanted attention, like "I haven't had a boyfriend, i.e. a dick, in ages".

So if a women says something like that it's a pretty good indication you're in the friend (trusted) zone or your candidacy for the vacancy is being considered - but it's certainly no guarantee as some of the experts are suggesting.

Subtitle: If you're NOT in the friend zone (does the OP even know?) you have a shot, but given the obvious noobery the odds are the OP will fuck it up and end up being an observer rather than a participant.

Truth sucks.

Having said that hope the OP gets some.

[madryan]

I just like to eat pussy.

[racerevlon]

DTF...

Perhaps I was unclear...

[Sasquatch]

where are the butthole pics?

[ajaxlepinski]

I think I'm going to try the "let's have lunch sometime" approach and see what happens.

Ask out as many girls as you can. It's a percentage game; the more you ask out, the better you get at it and the more (hopefully) will say, "yes".

[Guvnor]

So tonight she told she hasn't had a boyfriend for 4 years.

Well, she thinks enough of you to lie to you...

Women don't go without... especially good looking ones.

[Rushtallica]

.."I don't have a life", what does that mean?

"life" in that sentence usually = stiff c@ck and/or someone to reliably sponge off of.