Calling car experts

[Dave]

Ya and its not Porsche drivers you gotta worry about, its BMW drivers. They are all assholes. Its a requirement for owning a BMW.

My next car is a BMW!


I fully endorse your sentiment, and can't wait to join the ranks.








Unless tesla beats the auto dealership cartel in Texas.

[~Abstract~]

Ya and its not Porsche drivers you gotta worry about, its BMW drivers. They are all assholes. Its a requirement for owning a BMW.

I was also gonna suggest an M something.

6 is my personal fave...but a 3,5,6 or Coupe would all be pretty tits.


Just gotta remember to drive like a jackass.



(I'd drive like a jackass if I had a porsche, though...but that's only cause I always drive like a jackass...whether I'm in a VW, or a Lexus, or a Beemer...or a fucking Suburban...

Fuck you, if you're between my point A and point B)

[Dave]

Mat, you felt the fury of my hampsters.









Man that sounds bad




But seriously. Fury.

[izzy]

Many people consider Porsche drivers to be right up there with the douchey boy-racers, if not worse.

True. But don't care enough to, ummm, care.

Either way, you're letting other people's opinions decide what car you want, and missing out on some fantastic driving experiences in either.

Also true.

... Porsche has put 50 years of refinement into the 911 now, and figured out things along the way that nobody thought would be possible with a rear engined car.

I haven't drunk the kool-aid but also true. Having said that, Porsche's mid engined variants (Cayman/Boxster) are a superior design than the 911 (rear engined) series, but the 911 is their cash cow, so the mid engine variants will never enjoy the power plants and other lavishings the 911 series enjoys.

That's ok, for those that want 911 power in a Boxster there's always the RUF 3800S (420 HP, 330 FP):



:fucking-sex:

[~Abstract~]

0-60 in 4.5

:fuckingslow-sex:

[~Abstract~]

Mat, you felt the fury of my hampsters.









Man that sounds bad




But seriously. Fury.

Turbo hamsters!

If I could, I'd totally photoshop a hamster head on Yngwie Malmsteen and make some caption about the Fookin Fury!


That'd be funny.