Remember the 11-inch Subway footlong? Two fucks are suing.
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Re: Remember the 11-inch Subway footlong? Two fucks are suin
Most likely some lawyers trying to make some money.
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Re: Remember the 11-inch Subway footlong? Two fucks are suin
phrophus wrote:Most likely some lawyers trying to make some money.
must not have been an ambulance to chase that day. gat damn bottom feeders.
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sleewell wrote:phrophus wrote:Most likely some lawyers trying to make some money.
must not have been an ambulance to chase that day. gat damn bottom feeders.
It just sucks that the bottom feeds so well. I work in the profession, but luckily I work for a lawyer who has a decent amount of integrity.
Re: Remember the 11-inch Subway footlong? Two fucks are suin
Lol I saw this on the news this morning. The news peeps did some investigating and found some subway stores sold sandwiches that were actually longer than 12" 
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Re: Remember the 11-inch Subway footlong? Two fucks are suin
Yeah. We're covered up with injury lawyers here as well. Especially river injury lawyers.
a shame.
What alot of folks dont realize, is that people who end up with big $$ from injury law suits, end up broke within a couple years of getting their money.
a shame.
What alot of folks dont realize, is that people who end up with big $$ from injury law suits, end up broke within a couple years of getting their money.
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100 watt wrote:Yeah. We're covered up with injury lawyers here as well. Especially river injury lawyers.
a shame.
What alot of folks dont realize, is that people who end up with big $$ from injury law suits, end up broke within a couple years of getting their money.
Yeah, this is definitely true. We have offshore injury attorneys here out the ass. I swear I trip on one every time I go to the bathroom. And they're the ones who really make the money. The plaintiffs get a nice chunk of money, but they're medical bills/prescriptions are usually enormous and ongoing for years. My dad got hurt offshore about 30 yrs ago and has had dozens of surgeries, still has to see doctors constantly and has been on some of the strongest pain medication available since I can remember. The fucking long-term effects of that shit on someone is not fun to witness.
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Re: Remember the 11-inch Subway footlong? Two fucks are suin
Yeah.
That stuff kinda bothers me. Men with legitimate injurys..I have no problem with. They should be compensated to the fullest extent possible.
Ones with Bullshit injurys / people who go out & LOOK for lawsuits...there's a place in hell for them.
The River industry has fed me & kept a roof over my head my whole life. I work in the River Industry, as well as my father. He started working on tow-boats when he was 16 years old. He bacame a lower mississippi river Capt and did that for most his life (he's VP of operations for a smaller outfit now).
It sickens me that vultures prey on our industry. every dime handed out over a frivelous (sp?) injury suit, is a dime that a company cant give to a GOOD man who's a good employee, that is trying to better himself / take care of his family.
That stuff kinda bothers me. Men with legitimate injurys..I have no problem with. They should be compensated to the fullest extent possible.
Ones with Bullshit injurys / people who go out & LOOK for lawsuits...there's a place in hell for them.
The River industry has fed me & kept a roof over my head my whole life. I work in the River Industry, as well as my father. He started working on tow-boats when he was 16 years old. He bacame a lower mississippi river Capt and did that for most his life (he's VP of operations for a smaller outfit now).
It sickens me that vultures prey on our industry. every dime handed out over a frivelous (sp?) injury suit, is a dime that a company cant give to a GOOD man who's a good employee, that is trying to better himself / take care of his family.
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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Nobody's suing me for false advertising!!
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Re: Remember the 11-inch Subway footlong? Two fucks are suin
I have a 9 inch p-nis..in Subway measurements
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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Re: Remember the 11-inch Subway footlong? Two fucks are suin
Go to Home Depot and ask them to sell you a pine "two by four"
Bring a ruler.
Bring a ruler.
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guitarcapo wrote:Go to Home Depot and ask them to sell you a pine "two by four"
Bring a ruler.
yeah. 2x4's havent been 2x4's in a while.
Ive been remodeling after the 2011 floods. My house was built in 83. It had real 2x4's in it.
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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Re: Remember the 11-inch Subway footlong? Two fucks are suin
No wonder Jared was losing all that weight.
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ComOp wrote:No wonder Jared was losing all that weight.


Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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Re: Remember the 11-inch Subway footlong? Two fucks are suin
hey an inch is a fucking inch. ask your girlfriend.
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Does it make it legit if the meat hangs over the bun an inch?
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Q, Why do lawyers wear neck ties??
A, To keep the foreskin from popping over their head.
A, To keep the foreskin from popping over their head.
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roszatycki wrote:Does it make it legit if the meat hangs over the bun an inch?
That's what she said.
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Re: Remember the 11-inch Subway footlong? Two fucks are suin
I really hope this doesn't go through and set a precedent.
I'd hate to have a class action lawsuit at my door for delivering fewer inches than advertised.
I'd hate to have a class action lawsuit at my door for delivering fewer inches than advertised.
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Re: Remember the 11-inch Subway footlong? Two fucks are suin
When you have a disappointing sandwich you don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a CRIMINAL lawyer.
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Re: Remember the 11-inch Subway footlong? Two fucks are suin
It's a scary precedent. Could you imagine everyone suing grocery stores for weight on products?
"I didnt get 12 oz. of lays. I got fucking 11"- boom lawsuit
"My gallon of milk only contained 11 cups"
"My bag of carrots was only 15.5 oz."
Fuuuuuuuu. On our packaging we put the weight of "Product plus packaging." But even then, we weigh by the pallet. So if a pallet weighs what it should, then off it goes as per USDA rules.
In that pallet you could have a 1.5 lb tray or a .5 lb tray inside a 8 lb box on a 1,600lb pallet (again, we weigh the pallet) What the fuck. All it takes is one guy to get a shorty tray in a box on a pallet and I'm sued now?
I'll tell the. It's the store's fault. They bough a pallet, we sell pallets. As soon as we're weighed in and sold its their problem.
"I didnt get 12 oz. of lays. I got fucking 11"- boom lawsuit
"My gallon of milk only contained 11 cups"
"My bag of carrots was only 15.5 oz."
Fuuuuuuuu. On our packaging we put the weight of "Product plus packaging." But even then, we weigh by the pallet. So if a pallet weighs what it should, then off it goes as per USDA rules.
In that pallet you could have a 1.5 lb tray or a .5 lb tray inside a 8 lb box on a 1,600lb pallet (again, we weigh the pallet) What the fuck. All it takes is one guy to get a shorty tray in a box on a pallet and I'm sued now?
I'll tell the. It's the store's fault. They bough a pallet, we sell pallets. As soon as we're weighed in and sold its their problem.
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other restaurants are feeling the results of this going down as well. the company i work for has changed a few recipes so that things can be marketed as "the 4 pounder meal deal" n such so that way we don't have to worry about ghey shit like this going down.
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McDonald's added that disclaimer after it got sued. "1/4lb of beef weighed before cooking" can be seen at the bottom of the screen.