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Charveldans at it again

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This time on RigTalk...

http://www.rig-talk.com/forum/viewtopic ... 3&t=140499

charveldan wrote:
Mr. Willy wrote:
charveldan wrote:the vices u cant give up.

I put Vajaja & coffee ... :doh:


Is that because you have to pay for both? :yes:

I've spent the last week with the woman of my dreams. I dont have a problem getting a date. I dont pay for pussy.

However i have a weakness for Columbian coffee which the price of is outrageous.


charveldan wrote:lolololololol .... :2thumbsup:
Im seeing a Blonde hair blue eyed Mortgage broker and we really hit it off. Im falling madly for her. My dick gets hard as soon as she walks in the room, be 50 this year. Havent done shit like that since my 20's ... :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:



He has "met" another "woman" who is "hot" and a "mortgage broker" no wait she is a "lawyer" er no she is "student" in law school

Never ends lol
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Seems like TGP banned him too. Now only Rig Talk needs to catch up with it, but that might take a while since they're still in 1985 :lol:
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DarvelChan :lol: :lol: :lol:
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It will only be a matter of time Billy. Wait for it.... :lol:
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rock flag and eagle wrote:DarvelChan :lol: :lol: :lol:


I know! :rofl:

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GuitarBilly wrote:
Seems like TGP banned him too. Now only Rig Talk needs to catch up with it, but that might take a while since they're still in 1985 :lol:

:rofl:
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dan is a loser, def not breaking news. why cant we go a week without talking about his pathetic ass?
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Now that I think about it, Dan never registered at the Rapture'd Guitar World forums. I wonder how far he'd gone with the handshakes and imaginary sexcapades...
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It's really sad he's even recycling stories from the old HCAF days. I mean, dude, we already knew about the secretary/student/mortgage broker chick that changed jobs more often than most of us change underwear and was more imaginary than my lamborghini collection. At least keep that shit fresh if you're gonna try and keep slinging it around.

:facepalm:

Why are we talking about him? Slow news day?
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nightflameauto wrote:It's really sad he's even recycling stories from the old HCAF days. I mean, dude, we already knew about the secretary/student/mortgage broker chick that changed jobs more often than most of us change underwear and was more imaginary than my lamborghini collection. At least keep that shit fresh if you're gonna try and keep slinging it around.

:facepalm:

Why are we talking about him? Slow news day?


You can use him as inspiration for your next movie M. Night. :idea:
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soundgardener75 wrote:You can use him as inspiration for your next movie M. Night. :idea:


What could possibly be the twist? That everything he writes is real and it turns out everyone making fun of him is actually imaginary themselves?

Oh fuck. That actually does sound like an M. Night Shitalyan story. :cry:
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nightflameauto wrote:
soundgardener75 wrote:You can use him as inspiration for your next movie M. Night. :idea:


What could possibly be the twist? That everything he writes is real and it turns out everyone making fun of him is actually imaginary themselves?

Oh fuck. That actually does sound like an M. Night Shitalyan story. :cry:


:lol: :thu: :lol:
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sleewell wrote:dan is a loser, def not breaking news. why cant we go a week without talking about his pathetic ass?

No. It's too funnay :lol: :horse:
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nightflameauto wrote:
soundgardener75 wrote:You can use him as inspiration for your next movie M. Night. :idea:


What could possibly be the twist? That everything he writes is real and it turns out everyone making fun of him is actually imaginary themselves?

Oh fuck. That actually does sound like an M. Night Shitalyan story. :cry:


He does meet hot chicks on Craigslist. 9's and 10's, probably doesn't even have to give out a credit card number. :eek:
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soundgardener75 wrote:Now that I think about it, Dan never registered at the Rapture'd Guitar World forums. I wonder how far he'd gone with the handshakes and imaginary sexcapades...


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Leave him be. He is long gone from here, but it feels like he lives in some of your heads.
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I love how my name got dragged into his thread. I never had a problem with the dude but making up stuff that I didn't say ain't cool. I had 2 friends notify me of the comments because I don't post on any forum all that often nowadays. I have no time for forum drama. I have enough drama at home with 12 year old twin girls. :bang: :lol: :cop: :facepalm: :snax:
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No one took him seriously Laura. Not to mention I could understand if you didn't like it here. We're all a bunch of scum bags. :rofl:
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Telephant wrote:No one took him seriously Laura. Not to mention I could understand if you didn't like it here. We're all a bunch of scum bags. :rofl:

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ValveQueen wrote:I love how my name got dragged into his thread. I never had a problem with the dude but making up stuff that I didn't say ain't cool. I had 2 friends notify me of the comments because I don't post on any forum all that often nowadays. I have no time for forum drama. I have enough drama at home with 12 year old twin girls. :bang: :lol: :cop: :facepalm: :snax:



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GuitarBilly wrote:Seems like TGP banned him too. Now only Rig Talk needs to catch up with it, but that might take a while since they're still in 1985 :lol:



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Thanks for posting that Neil. Was that Julia Roberts in that video?
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Casey4s wrote:Was that Julia Roberts in that video?


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Sorry guys but this is pathetic.

It's one thing when he was posting his stupid posts on this forum and HCAF, but bringing up his name when he's not even around to defend himself (or increase in the lulz) is like something a bunch of 14 year old girls would do.

I know I'm gonna get flamed for this post, but honestly: grow up.
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~Abstract~ wrote:
ValveQueen wrote:I love how my name got dragged into his thread. I never had a problem with the dude but making up stuff that I didn't say ain't cool. I had 2 friends notify me of the comments because I don't post on any forum all that often nowadays. I have no time for forum drama. I have enough drama at home with 12 year old twin girls. :bang: :lol: :cop: :facepalm: :snax:



I miss you.

Can you throw up some recent practice space pics? :fap:

Ha. Yeah I will tidy it up and snap some pics later. :rawk:
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