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I think I speak for everyone when I say, We need pics of the "Stellar Ass" to be able to answer this question...
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I think anyone that wants to put clothes on their pets is a little out there, with the exception of clothes that serve a purpose... having the article of clothing being capes... that qualifies in my book as batshit crazy... however depending on the epicness of her ass that could be forgiven.
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lots of people put clothes on their dogs and cats.

on the crazy scale - 1 being normal, and 10 being bat-shit insane - probably only about a 4.
Hell, I'd probably consider myself at least a 2.
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Murdoch wrote:Okay, so the gf knits things. It's her creative outlet, much like ours is raising a ruckus with loud guitars and amps. She's pretty good at it. She has this friend who I have always thought was a little out there. She's from Holland, so that may or may not have anything to do with it. (She also has a STELLAR ass...I mean absolutely STELLAR, but that's neither here nor there) But anyway, she has made a request of the gf. She wants capes knitted for her cats. Yes, capes. Capes for CATS. I am of the opinion that my theory of being a little out there was obviously conservative, and that this woman is completely batshit crazy, stellar ass or not.

What say ye, scumden? Kinda Catshit crazy, or OMFG GODDAMN, WOMAN IS FUCKIN INSANE



fist off, Fixed.... :lol:


2nd that's cat lady crazy, not crazy glue your testicles you while you sleep crazy. You know....it's the safe kind of crazy. It's natures way of keeping you off that "stellar ass"





also, I Googled "stellar ass" and this pic came up

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Murdoch wrote:
Marc G wrote:I think anyone that wants to put clothes on their pets is a little out there, with the exception of clothes that serve a purpose... having the article of clothing being capes... that qualifies in my book as batshit crazy... however depending on the epicness of her ass that could be forgiven.


It's in the top 5 best asses that I have ever seen in person.



not bad... although you could be surrounded by sub par asses.... so I'm going to take your evaluation with a pinch of salt. That being said... she's still bat shit crazy
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Absolutely insane.



Everyone knows cat's don't like wearing capes. They'll just fall over and refuse to walk.

It's much easier to just tie a tube sock or piece of yarn around their waist for the same effect.
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~Abstract~ wrote:Absolutely insane.

Everyone knows cat's don't like wearing capes. They'll just fall over and refuse to walk.

It's much easier to just tie a tube sock or piece of yarn around their waist for the same effect.



This.

I wish my cats would be willing to wear capes. That'd be awesome! :thu:
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have you tried?
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Maybe her cats are super heroes?
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mamberg wrote:have you tried?


Not capes. They violently disagreed with hats (this was my wife's idea) and those didn't even have to be attached. Judging from how limp they go if you just wrap their string around them...I'm thinking, they are not super hero wannabe kitties.
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I cant really say as my crazy meter is a bit frazzled, my ex picked up a dead rotting bird and sniffed it in front of me recently :sick: , but id have to go with damn crazy but not the scary sort of crazy.
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Murdoch wrote:
Marc G wrote:
Murdoch wrote:
Marc G wrote:I think anyone that wants to put clothes on their pets is a little out there, with the exception of clothes that serve a purpose... having the article of clothing being capes... that qualifies in my book as batshit crazy... however depending on the epicness of her ass that could be forgiven.


It's in the top 5 best asses that I have ever seen in person.



not bad... although you could be surrounded by sub par asses.... so I'm going to take your evaluation with a pinch of salt. That being said... she's still bat shit crazy


No, definitely not surrounded by sub par asses. Also, I feel that I should probably add that I have seen Tera Patrick's ass in person to provide a point of reference.



but...Tera Patrick is all tits and no ass...
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Murdoch wrote:
Marc G wrote:
Murdoch wrote:
Marc G wrote:
Murdoch wrote:
Marc G wrote:I think anyone that wants to put clothes on their pets is a little out there, with the exception of clothes that serve a purpose... having the article of clothing being capes... that qualifies in my book as batshit crazy... however depending on the epicness of her ass that could be forgiven.


It's in the top 5 best asses that I have ever seen in person.



not bad... although you could be surrounded by sub par asses.... so I'm going to take your evaluation with a pinch of salt. That being said... she's still bat shit crazy


No, definitely not surrounded by sub par asses. Also, I feel that I should probably add that I have seen Tera Patrick's ass in person to provide a point of reference.



but...Tera Patrick is all tits and no ass...


Having seen her bent over in front of me and being quite literally two feet away from said ass, I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with you there.



well then... if you got such a close inspection I will have to take your word on it till I can have the same level of interaction...
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Still needs to see the ass to assess this situation.
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Murdoch wrote:She also has a STELLAR ass...I mean absolutely STELLAR, but that's neither here nor there


She must be the only crazy cat lady with a Tera Patrick ass. All of the crazy cat ladies that I have known (and loved) either had wide, flat, pancake asses or big, round, plump, cellulite shit cans.

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mamberg wrote:lots of people put clothes on their dogs and cats.

on the crazy scale - 1 being normal, and 10 being bat-shit insane - probably only about a 4.
Hell, I'd probably consider myself at least a 2.


Yeah, just based on the capes for cats I'd agree. Probably about a 4 although I'm assuming there's a bit more to her that could significantly ratchet her ranking up a few notches.
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Crazy or just an overgrown child?




People that dress their pets up usually have a gigantic void in their life. Usually from acting like a kid their entire life since they're single and have no reason to mentally grow up.
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Ron Burgundy wrote:Crazy or just an overgrown child?




People that dress their pets up usually have a gigantic void in their life. Usually from acting like a kid their entire life since they're single and have no reason to mentally grow up.


That or they're just catshit crazy.


However, the fact she's able to maintain her appearance in a manner which makes men who look at her do the "dat azz" face makes me believe you're likely correct in your assumption.
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I have an algorithm I put to together that determines how bat shit crazy a woman actually is. It hasn't failed me once in 36 tries. Gives an accurate decision that 10 out of 10 scientists agree is completely 100% accurate.
































































Only thing I need to finish the math is a picture of the girls ass to input into the computer....so just PM it to me when you get it.
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