Holy mother of GOD, I literally cackled out loud at this

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Re: Holy mother of GOD, I literally cackled out loud at this

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if only there were a thread to post things like this...where maybe even something similar had been already posted long ago... :cop:
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We had 2 Pony clubs here. One across the bridge in Illinois. Another on the other side of town here. Never been in either one of them. The one in Illinois closed down (religious nuts had it shut down. They love their gambling boat, but dont want a titty bar lol).

I havent been in a titty bar in years. Before the local one was bought by the pony, it got to where it wasnt worth going in. Dancers that you wouldnt wanna see naked, and waitresses that would HARASS you to buy drinks. You couldnt sit no longer than a minute & a half without one trying to force you to buy a drink. I know they make $$ off of drinks, but I'll get a drink when Im ready for one.

When dancers would approach me, I'd come right out & tell them "I aint got any money, and I aint got any dope" so they wouldnt pester me lol.
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Shouldn't it read, "drop outs from the Class of 2013"? :lol:
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"Now hiring class of 2013" Bad ass! Gotta love them freshly legal bitches.

100 watt wrote:We had 2 Pony clubs here. One across the bridge in Illinois. Another on the other side of town here. Never been in either one of them. The one in Illinois closed down (religious nuts had it shut down. They love their gambling boat, but dont want a titty bar lol).

I havent been in a titty bar in years. Before the local one was bought by the pony, it got to where it wasnt worth going in. Dancers that you wouldnt wanna see naked, and waitresses that would HARASS you to buy drinks. You couldnt sit no longer than a minute & a half without one trying to force you to buy a drink. I know they make $$ off of drinks, but I'll get a drink when Im ready for one.

When dancers would approach me, I'd come right out & tell them "I aint got any money, and I aint got any dope" so they wouldnt pester me lol.

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Of course, they say that, but we all know that most of what they've got in there is the Class of '90. Day shift is more like Class of '88.
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SpacedOutAce wrote:"Now hiring class of 2013" Bad ass! Gotta love them freshly legal bitches.

100 watt wrote:We had 2 Pony clubs here. One across the bridge in Illinois. Another on the other side of town here. Never been in either one of them. The one in Illinois closed down (religious nuts had it shut down. They love their gambling boat, but dont want a titty bar lol).

I havent been in a titty bar in years. Before the local one was bought by the pony, it got to where it wasnt worth going in. Dancers that you wouldnt wanna see naked, and waitresses that would HARASS you to buy drinks. You couldnt sit no longer than a minute & a half without one trying to force you to buy a drink. I know they make $$ off of drinks, but I'll get a drink when Im ready for one.

When dancers would approach me, I'd come right out & tell them "I aint got any money, and I aint got any dope" so they wouldnt pester me lol.

LEATHERRRRFAAACCEE! You bitch hog! You're gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You're gonna have to buy me a new plate cover... my Sonny Bono wig-do... Goddammit!! :mad:



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Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.



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100 watt wrote:
SpacedOutAce wrote:"Now hiring class of 2013" Bad ass! Gotta love them freshly legal bitches.

100 watt wrote:We had 2 Pony clubs here. One across the bridge in Illinois. Another on the other side of town here. Never been in either one of them. The one in Illinois closed down (religious nuts had it shut down. They love their gambling boat, but dont want a titty bar lol).

I havent been in a titty bar in years. Before the local one was bought by the pony, it got to where it wasnt worth going in. Dancers that you wouldnt wanna see naked, and waitresses that would HARASS you to buy drinks. You couldnt sit no longer than a minute & a half without one trying to force you to buy a drink. I know they make $$ off of drinks, but I'll get a drink when Im ready for one.

When dancers would approach me, I'd come right out & tell them "I aint got any money, and I aint got any dope" so they wouldnt pester me lol.

LEATHERRRRFAAACCEE! You bitch hog! You're gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You're gonna have to buy me a new plate cover... my Sonny Bono wig-do... Goddammit!! :mad:



"You seem to forget...No lucky g___ with a machete..NO HEADWOUND!
No headwound...NO FANCY ROLLIN', ROARIN' ,GRILL-A-GO GO!
KISS IT! DONT DIS IT! "

"IT'S A HIT! IT'S A BANG! IT'S A SMASH! IT'S WHAT THE PUBLIC WANTS! IIIIIIIT'S NNNNNAAAAAAAM LAAAAND!"

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jamminjohn wrote:High-o-silver


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