One of my ribs is really swollen & I think its from my Tele

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Re: One of my ribs is really swollen & I think its from my T

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I woke up this morning and was swollen.

Teh wifey had to take care of that. :love:
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EugeneTheJeep wrote:I woke up this morning and was swollen.

Teh wifey had to take care of that. :love:


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Re: One of my ribs is really swollen & I think its from my T

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Mike LX-R wrote:
EugeneTheJeep wrote:I woke up this morning and was swollen.

Teh wifey had to take care of that. :love:


standard a.m. protocol


Just wait til you apply that protocol at work.
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Re: One of my ribs is really swollen & I think its from my T

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Lloyd Blankfein wrote:
Mike LX-R wrote:
EugeneTheJeep wrote:I woke up this morning and was swollen.

Teh wifey had to take care of that. :love:


standard a.m. protocol


Just wait til you apply that protocol at work.


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Re: One of my ribs is really swollen & I think its from my T

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nightflameauto wrote:He's right about how you can get them back in place. I had a "large woman" girlfriend for a while that thought it was endlessly entertaining to climb on top of me, yell out *CLEAR* and then slam her two hands down into my sternum What with all her weight behind her the fuck?. It left me with two ribs that could pop out at the sternum for several years if I stretched wrong. It's not fun at ALL to deal with, but year, with a combo of having something to roll under my back and moving my shoulder around to get up/down alignment right, I could usually pop them back in myself.


nightflameauto wrote:He's right about how you can get them back in place. I had a "large woman" girlfriend for a while that thought it was endlessly entertaining to climb on top of me, yell out *CLEAR* and then slam her two hands down into my sternum with all her weight behind her. It left me with two ribs that could pop out at the sternum for several years if I stretched wrong. It's not fun at ALL to deal with, but year, with a combo of having something to roll under my back and moving my shoulder around to get up/down alignment right, I could usually pop them back in myself.


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BrendanO wrote:
nightflameauto wrote:He's right about how you can get them back in place. I had a "large woman" girlfriend for a while that thought it was endlessly entertaining to climb on top of me, yell out *CLEAR* and then slam her two hands down into my sternum What with all her weight behind her the fuck?. It left me with two ribs that could pop out at the sternum for several years if I stretched wrong. It's not fun at ALL to deal with, but year, with a combo of having something to roll under my back and moving my shoulder around to get up/down alignment right, I could usually pop them back in myself.


nightflameauto wrote:He's right about how you can get them back in place. I had a "large woman" girlfriend for a while that thought it was endlessly entertaining to climb on top of me, yell out *CLEAR* and then slam her two hands down into my sternum with all her weight behind her. It left me with two ribs that could pop out at the sternum for several years if I stretched wrong. It's not fun at ALL to deal with, but year, with a combo of having something to roll under my back and moving my shoulder around to get up/down alignment right, I could usually pop them back in myself.


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Re: One of my ribs is really swollen & I think its from my T

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BrendanO wrote:
nightflameauto wrote:He's right about how you can get them back in place. I had a "large woman" girlfriend for a while that thought it was endlessly entertaining to climb on top of me, yell out *CLEAR* and then slam her two hands down into my sternum What with all her weight behind her the fuck?. It left me with two ribs that could pop out at the sternum for several years if I stretched wrong. It's not fun at ALL to deal with, but year, with a combo of having something to roll under my back and moving my shoulder around to get up/down alignment right, I could usually pop them back in myself.


nightflameauto wrote:He's right about how you can get them back in place. I had a "large woman" girlfriend for a while that thought it was endlessly entertaining to climb on top of me, yell out *CLEAR* and then slam her two hands down into my sternum with all her weight behind her. It left me with two ribs that could pop out at the sternum for several years if I stretched wrong. It's not fun at ALL to deal with, but year, with a combo of having something to roll under my back and moving my shoulder around to get up/down alignment right, I could usually pop them back in myself.


Seriously, what the fuck?


You think what the fuck? Try living through that shit.

I got a friend that's about a foot and a half shorter than me that witnessed it happening once. Right after he was leaving I'm like, "where you going."

He says, and this is a direct quote, "It's just a matter of time before I get some of what you just got, and frankly, I'm not built for it."
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