I always feel bad....

[diablogato22]

That I leave this place....then come back randomly, laugh my ass off and post a couple of comments, then leave again....never really adding anything.

I am a horrible member of this community, and I apologize....I promise to be a more proactive member of this community.


That is all....

BTW...I have not been drinking. lol

[Elessar [Sly]]

We've got hurt feelings.

It hurts our feelings when you say we aren't rappers.

[ShaneV]

We've got hurt feelings.

It hurts our feelings when you say we aren't rappers.

Elesar you got it goin' on. Not in a gay way, just in a hey man I wanted to say that you're lookin' okay way.

And why CAN'T a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time, obviously, but only when he's having trouble with his self esteem.

Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable, because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomforable.

[diablogato22]

We've got hurt feelings.

It hurts our feelings when you say we aren't rappers.

Elesar you got it goin' on. Not in a gay way, just in a hey man I wanted to say that you're lookin' okay way.

And why CAN'T a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time, obviously, but only when he's having trouble with his self esteem.

Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable, because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomforable.

That is awesome.

Well....at least you didn't say that you were a rap-ist.....cause those guys are not cool.

[Pepi]

You should see the Carp I caught yesterday

[Elessar [Sly]]

We've got hurt feelings.

It hurts our feelings when you say we aren't rappers.

Elesar you got it goin' on. Not in a gay way, just in a hey man I wanted to say that you're lookin' okay way.

And why CAN'T a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time, obviously, but only when he's having trouble with his self esteem.

Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable, because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomforable.

Aww Yeah
ShaneV tonight we're gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it's Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Monday night is my night to cook
Tuesday night we go and visit your mother
But Wednesday we make sweet little love

When everything is just right
There's nothing good on tv
You haven't had your after work social sport team practice
So you are not too tired
Oh, boy, it's all love
You lean in and whisper something sexy like,
"I might go to bed. I've got work in the morning."
I know what you're trying to say baby.
You're trying to say "Aww, yeah. It's business time.


Then in the bathroom brushing our teeth
That's all part of the foreplay, i love foreplay
Then you go sort out the recycling
That isn't part of the foreplay,
but it's still very important

Next thing you know we're in the bedroom
You're wearin' that baggy old ugly T-shirt you got from work several years ago
Mmmm, you know the one, baby
With the color stain

I remove my clothes
Very very clumsly
Trippin over my jeans 'cause I'm still wearing my shoes
But it's okay because I turn it all into a sexy dance.

Next thing you know I'm wearing absolutely nothing
Except for my socks
And you know when I'm down to just my socks
what time it is
It's business time


Making love
Making love for
Makin love for two
Making love for two minutes
When it's with me you only need two minutes,
because I'm so intense
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven

You turn to me and say something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, Shane
You're trying to say, "Aww yeah, that's it"
And then you tell me you want some more
Well, uh... I'm not surprised
But I'm quite sleepy

[VTM]

[ShaneV]

We've got hurt feelings.

It hurts our feelings when you say we aren't rappers.

Elesar you got it goin' on. Not in a gay way, just in a hey man I wanted to say that you're lookin' okay way.

And why CAN'T a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time, obviously, but only when he's having trouble with his self esteem.

Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable, because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomforable.

Aww Yeah
ShaneV tonight we're gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it's Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Monday night is my night to cook
Tuesday night we go and visit your mother
But Wednesday we make sweet little love

When everything is just right
There's nothing good on tv
You haven't had your after work social sport team practice
So you are not too tired
Oh, boy, it's all love
You lean in and whisper something sexy like,
"I might go to bed. I've got work in the morning."
I know what you're trying to say baby.
You're trying to say "Aww, yeah. It's business time.


Then in the bathroom brushing our teeth
That's all part of the foreplay, i love foreplay
Then you go sort out the recycling
That isn't part of the foreplay,
but it's still very important

Next thing you know we're in the bedroom
You're wearin' that baggy old ugly T-shirt you got from work several years ago
Mmmm, you know the one, baby
With the color stain

I remove my clothes
Very very clumsly
Trippin over my jeans 'cause I'm still wearing my shoes
But it's okay because I turn it all into a sexy dance.

Next thing you know I'm wearing absolutely nothing
Except for my socks
And you know when I'm down to just my socks
what time it is
It's business time


Making love
Making love for
Makin love for two
Making love for two minutes
When it's with me you only need two minutes,
because I'm so intense
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven

You turn to me and say something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, Shane
You're trying to say, "Aww yeah, that's it"
And then you tell me you want some more
Well, uh... I'm not surprised
But I'm quite sleepy

A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
It's very nice

Just because you've been
Exploring my mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take
An expedition further south, no

A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
It's very, very nice

Just because we've been
Playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal
That’s in my jockeys

Just because I'm in a two man novelty band
Doesn’t mean it's all about poontang
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done

You can take me out to dinner
That might be quite nice
You could buy me a burrito
And some beans and rice
But that won't get you into pant's paradise

They call it a fly
Because it takes you up to heaven, oh oh

A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
It’s very, very nice

I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies
Oh babies, oh pretty babies

[Elessar [Sly]]

If you want me to, I can hang 'round with you
If I only knew, that's what you're into

You and him, him and you
If that's what you're into
Him hangin' round, around you
You hangin' round, yeah you're there too

And if you want me to, I will take off all my clothes for you
I'll take off all my clothes for you
If that's what you're into

How 'bout him in the nude?
If that's what you're into
In the nude in front of you
Is that what you'd wanna view?

If it's cool with you, I'll let you get naked too
It could be a dream come true, providing that's what you are into

Is that what you're into?
Him and you in the nude?
That's what he's prepared to do
Is that the kind of thing that you think you might be into?

And then maybe later we'll get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry
You think that might be what you fancy?

In the buff, bein' rude
Doin' stuff with the food
Gettin' nude with his food
We heard that's what you are into

Then on our next date
well you could bring your roommate
I don't know if Stu is keen to
But maybe we could double team you

How 'bout you and two dudes?
Him, you, and Stu in the nude
Bein' lewd with two dudes with food
Well that's if Stu's into it too

All the things I do
The things I'd do for you
If I only knew, that's what you're into

[ShaneV]

Lemme tell ya

I see you girls checkin' out my trunks
I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
I see you girls lookin' at my junk, then checkin' out my rump, then back to my sugarlumps

When I shake it, I shake it all up
You probably think that my pants have the mumps
It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump
They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front

All the ladies checkin' out my sugarlumps
They drive the ladies crazy

All these bitches checkin' out my britches
Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants
My dungarees make them hun-ga-ree
They're over the moon when I don pantaloons

My sugarlumps are two of a kind - sweet and white and highly refined
Honies try all kinds of tomfoolery to steal a feel of my family jewellery
My cannonballs cause a kerfuffle - the ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle
If you party with the Party Prince, you get two complimentary after-dinner mints

We see you girls checkin' out our trunks
We see you girls checkin' out the front of our trunks
We see you girls lookin' at our junk, then checkin' out our rumps, then back to our sugarlumps

Chillin' at my store, doin' my thing, when in walks a guy with his dick in a sling
I'm like, "Holy shit! What happened to you?
He said, "How much will you give me for the family jewels?"
I said "Ten bucks"; he said "No way!"
"Ten bucks and a Frisbee"; he said "Okay"
And I took his sugarlumps and put 'em on display, and sold 'em as hacky sacks later that day

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugarlumps
Sweet sugarlumps yeah
All the ladies they want a taste of my sugarlumps
Sweet sugarlumps

[nightflameauto]

The fuck is going on in her. . . OMG.

of of of of

[gproud]

J: Looking 'round the room
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl
In the room.

B: In the whole wide room

J: And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet that you are definitely
In the top three
Good looking girls on the street

B: Depending on the street

J: And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought, "What is she doing
At my mate's place?
How did Dave get
A hottie like that
To a party like this?
Good work, Dave."

B: Ooh, you're a legend, Dave.

J: I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you
He's not sure
I say, "Dave, do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind
But I can tell he kinda minds
But I'm gonna do it anyway

J: I see you standing all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down very low
Here we go

Both: You're so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the '60's
You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model

J: And then I seal the deal
I do my moves
I do my dance moves

Both: It's 12:02
Just me and you
And seven other dudes
Around you on the dance floor
I draw you near
Let's get out of here
Let's get in a cab
I'll buy you a kebab

Both: I can't believe
That I'm sharing a kebab
With the most beautiful girl
I have ever seen with a kebab

Both: Ooooh

Both: Why don't we leave?
We can go to my house
And we can feel each other up on the couch

Both: Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow
No-o-o-o
'Cause you're so beautiful

J: Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute

Both: You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model

J: But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job

Both: A part-time model

J: Spending part of your time modeling
And part of your time next to me
My place is usually tidier than this

[gproud]

Loretta broke my heart in a letter
Told me she was leaving and her life would be better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone she left me alone
Jen said she'd never ever see me again
When I saw her again, she said it again

Jan met another man
Liza got amnesia, just forgot who I am
Felicity said there was no electricity
Emily, no chemistry

Fran, ran, Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around

He doesn't cook or clean
He's not good boyfriend material
Ooh, we can eat cereal
You'll lose interest fast,, his relationships never last
Shut up girlfriends from the past
He says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing
Ooh

Who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir
And got them to sing?
Ooh ooh ooh, shut up
Shut up girlfriends from the past

Mimi will no longer see me
Brittany, Brittany hit me
Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie
There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me

Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
Love is a delicate thing, you can't just throw it away on the breeze
He said the same thing to me
How can we ever know if I'm the right person in this world
That means he looks at other girls
Love is a mystery, it does not follow rules
This guy is a fool

He'll always be a boy, hes a man who never grew up
I thought I told you to shut up
Mona, you told me you were in a coma
Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany
Mm

Would you like a little cereal?
Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?
Was it you Carol Brown?
Was it you Carol Brown?
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around
Stick around
Stick around
Stick around
Stick around

[benjamin801]

We've got hurt feelings.

It hurts our feelings when you say we aren't rappers.

Elesar you got it goin' on. Not in a gay way, just in a hey man I wanted to say that you're lookin' okay way.

And why CAN'T a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time, obviously, but only when he's having trouble with his self esteem.

Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable, because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomforable.

Aww Yeah
ShaneV tonight we're gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it's Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Monday night is my night to cook
Tuesday night we go and visit your mother
But Wednesday we make sweet little love

When everything is just right
There's nothing good on tv
You haven't had your after work social sport team practice
So you are not too tired
Oh, boy, it's all love
You lean in and whisper something sexy like,
"I might go to bed. I've got work in the morning."
I know what you're trying to say baby.
You're trying to say "Aww, yeah. It's business time.


Then in the bathroom brushing our teeth
That's all part of the foreplay, i love foreplay
Then you go sort out the recycling
That isn't part of the foreplay,
but it's still very important

Next thing you know we're in the bedroom
You're wearin' that baggy old ugly T-shirt you got from work several years ago
Mmmm, you know the one, baby
With the color stain

I remove my clothes
Very very clumsly
Trippin over my jeans 'cause I'm still wearing my shoes
But it's okay because I turn it all into a sexy dance.

Next thing you know I'm wearing absolutely nothing
Except for my socks
And you know when I'm down to just my socks
what time it is
It's business time


Making love
Making love for
Makin love for two
Making love for two minutes
When it's with me you only need two minutes,
because I'm so intense
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven

You turn to me and say something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, Shane
You're trying to say, "Aww yeah, that's it"
And then you tell me you want some more
Well, uh... I'm not surprised
But I'm quite sleepy

Art or abomination? I'm fucking confused, horny, and feel like I need to clean myself and my teeth. On top of it all I hear Barry White in my head now. I think I'm damaged for good.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU[/video]

[diablogato22]

This thread is fucking insane lol

[Elessar [Sly]]

They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Shane tell you that perchance?
What kind of rapping name is Shane....

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the posters in the thread pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this


EDIT: With regard to Billy's harassment thread: Shane and I are just quoting Flight of the concords songs. We are doing it for fun in jest and not actually trying to offend anyone. Just in case any has felt offended I do apologise!

- Aka'd The Hip-Hopapotamus

[ShaneV]

Did Shane tell you that perchance?
What kind of rapping name is Shane....

This is my favorite part of this thread

EDIT: With regard to Billy's harassment thread: Shane and I are just quoting Flight of the concords songs. We are doing it for fun in jest and not actually trying to offend anyone. Just in case any has felt offended I do apologise!

- Aka'd The Hip-Hopapotamus

But I'm highly offended.