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Boxers or Briefs?

Boxers
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Briefs
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17%
Boxer Briefs
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45%
 
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Boxers or Briefs

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Alright, can we settle this?

As a dude, on a normal day, what do you wear?
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Boxer briefs.

Briefs looks horrible and regular boxers keep everything hanging a little too loose.
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JonVengeance wrote:Boxer briefs.

Briefs looks horrible and regular boxers keep everything hanging a little too loose.


oh COME ON!
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Boxers. More freedom of movement and less ballsweat.
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mrelusive wrote:
JonVengeance wrote:Boxer briefs.

Briefs looks horrible and regular boxers keep everything hanging a little too loose.


oh COME ON!


Sorry, but I only wear boxer briefs. You need to add a third option.
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JonVengeance wrote:
mrelusive wrote:
JonVengeance wrote:Boxer briefs.

Briefs looks horrible and regular boxers keep everything hanging a little too loose.


oh COME ON!


Sorry, but I only wear boxer briefs. You need to add a third option.


I used to be like you. Til someone gifted me a 3-pack of regular boxers, and I realized the error of my ways.
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indienoise wrote:
JonVengeance wrote:
mrelusive wrote:
JonVengeance wrote:Boxer briefs.

Briefs looks horrible and regular boxers keep everything hanging a little too loose.


oh COME ON!


Sorry, but I only wear boxer briefs. You need to add a third option.


I used to be like you. Til someone gifted me a 3-pack of regular boxers, and I realized the error of my ways.


Regular boxers allow for the accumulation of butt sweat sloshing around. I'm not a fan.
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You gave in! What's worse, I had to re-cast my vote. I have been inconvenienced and expect proper compensation :D
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Commando
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Boxer briefs. After leaving the Mormon church and 15 years of wearing their prescribed sacred undergarments, boxers felt too loose and briefs felt too...brief.
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Grown men wear boxers.
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paul88lx wrote:Fat men wear boxers.


Fixed that for you.
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skinny jeans, son. briefs ;)
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I have a tiny penis which rests upon a gigantic bean bag that hangs low, so the only thing that keeps the situation under control is a jock strap or briefs.

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Both, but only cause Mrs Watt insist I wear underwear. Before we got married, I just free-balled.

I think she got tired of people looking at my dick through my pants
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benjamin801 wrote:Boxer briefs. After leaving the Mormon church and 15 years of wearing their prescribed sacred undergarments, boxers felt too loose and briefs felt too...brief.



WOW! I thought the mormon undergarments were just a joke. I didnt know they really wore those
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100 watt wrote:
benjamin801 wrote:Boxer briefs. After leaving the Mormon church and 15 years of wearing their prescribed sacred undergarments, boxers felt too loose and briefs felt too...brief.



WOW! I thought the mormon undergarments were just a joke. I didnt know they really wore those


Nope, they're real. Mormons who have been through the temple ceremony known as the "endowment" wear them at all times (except stuff like swimming, of course). The top part looks and fits about like a short sleeve t-shirt, except that it has three religious symbols embroidered onto it. The bottom part is kinda snug like boxer briefs, comes down to the knees, and has an additional symbol embroidered on it. All white. Easily Googlable, if you are curious what they look like.
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Boxers on a hang loose normal kind of day, briefs if I'm going to work out right after work and won't have time to come home and change first, boxer briefs if I am going on a hike. I put boxers on the poll, though some weeks I'll actually wear the others an equal amount of days.

My underwear drawer is pretty crowded.
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JonVengeance wrote:
paul88lx wrote:Fat men wear boxers.


Fixed that for you.


I suppose 11% body fat IS obese.
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Boxers, so the boys an enjoy the breeze.
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DrewM wrote:Boxers, so the boys an enjoy the breeze.


First posts done right. :clap:
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Pink leopard print banana hammock.
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Independent George wrote:Depends


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