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The other kind of dike thread...

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Who doesn't like dikes? Big ones, small ones, thin ones, stout ones... Post your dikes!

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they never look like they do in mags, porn sites.
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Sasquatch wrote:they never look like they do in mags, porn sites.


quoted for troof. Most lesbian couples I've met are kind of :freak:

I knew one or two lipstick lesbians, but they're partners looked like they were packed with more testosterone than I was carrying when I was 14.
Rampage wrote:This is like, "should I trade my ziplock bag full of mayo for a Fleshlight."

Yes.
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Independent George wrote:
Sasquatch wrote:they never look like they do in mags, porn sites.


quoted for troof. Most lesbian couples I've met are kind of :freak:

I knew one or two lipstick lesbians, but they're partners looked like they were packed with more testosterone than I was carrying when I was 14.


This. I've known one lipstick lesbian who was really pretty, but her girlfriend was someone I don't think I'd like to run into in a dark alley.

OTOH, I had a really cute bisexual girlfriend at one time. Of course, she would only go for one sex or the other at any given point in time, so never was able to fully take advantage of the situation.
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PurpleTrails wrote:
Independent George wrote:
Sasquatch wrote:they never look like they do in mags, porn sites.


quoted for troof. Most lesbian couples I've met are kind of :freak:

I knew one or two lipstick lesbians, but they're partners looked like they were packed with more testosterone than I was carrying when I was 14.


This. I've known one lipstick lesbian who was really pretty, but her girlfriend was someone I don't think I'd like to run into in a dark alley.

OTOH, I had a really cute bisexual girlfriend at one time. Of course, she would only go for one sex or the other at any given point in time, so never was able to fully take advantage of the situation.


I'm beginning to think that porn has lied to me all of these years. The last time a hot chick walked in while I was 'roughing up the suspect' she was all "WTF!?" :freak:
Rampage wrote:This is like, "should I trade my ziplock bag full of mayo for a Fleshlight."

Yes.
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Independent George wrote:
PurpleTrails wrote:
Independent George wrote:
Sasquatch wrote:they never look like they do in mags, porn sites.


quoted for troof. Most lesbian couples I've met are kind of :freak:

I knew one or two lipstick lesbians, but they're partners looked like they were packed with more testosterone than I was carrying when I was 14.


This. I've known one lipstick lesbian who was really pretty, but her girlfriend was someone I don't think I'd like to run into in a dark alley.

OTOH, I had a really cute bisexual girlfriend at one time. Of course, she would only go for one sex or the other at any given point in time, so never was able to fully take advantage of the situation.


I'm beginning to think that porn has lied to me all of these years. The last time a hot chick walked in while I was 'roughing up the suspect' she was all "WTF!?" :freak:


Just beginning to think it has little to no relation to reality? LOL

Every time I had someone walk in on me when I was screwing the reaction was usually some variation of "whoops, sorry, didn't see anything," not "mind if I join in?". :idk:
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Klon dike...

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I :heart: big butchy lesbians. Bring me your Timberlands, your sweatpants, your flannel shirts, your butch haircuts yearning to breathe free. :hug:
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benjamin801 wrote:I :heart: big butchy lesbians. Bring me your Timberlands, your sweatpants, your flannel shirts, your butch haircuts yearning to breathe free. :hug:

Don't forget the Subaru Forester!

I work with people of all persuasions including several lesbians. Most are pretty ugly but one is super cute. Of course, she does wear men's clothes but still looks pretty hot in them.
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