Will Smith?

[Devin]

These are public people at an awards show. Its alopecia not cancer/chemo induced hair loss.
Childish af, take the joke and move the fuck on. Comedians gonna make jokes, thats the nature of the game.

This

[Diddlybo]

It appears Will initially laughed at the joke, until his wife explained it to him. Oh well, if she can’t hadle a joke about alopecia….. it’s hair loss.

[greatmutah]

It appears Will initially laughed at the joke, until his wife explained it to him. Oh well, if she can’t hadle a joke about alopecia….. it’s hair loss.

So my cousin’s wife has alopecia. And you’d never know because she always had fantastic wigs/hair pieces. And she makes jokes about it herself. I get it can be pretty devastating to women, but knowing someone who has it who has always made light of it (another relative didn’t believe she had alopecia and she took her off on the spot and everyone was laughing, especially her), I guess I see it a bit differently than Jada does. And I agree it’s bullshit that he didn’t do anything until he saw the look on her face.

[JiveTurkey]

Meanwhile; 25ish years in to Male Pattern Baldness...

[EndTime]

Only thing I’ll say is I wish Rock said what I think he was gonna say when he kept saying “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth”. There is a little moment where he kinda mumbles sumthin like “Oh I could…. Ok” and I think that was gonna be something about the cocks In her mouth. Which I just learned from memes today about their little sex situation. He took that slap like a tough little dude and he would have been the real OG if he snapped back about “keeping the cocks outta her mouth”.

What could have been..

[crankyrayhanky]

Only thing I’ll say is I wish Rock said what I think he was gonna say when he kept saying “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth”. There is a little moment where he kinda mumbles sumthin like “Oh I could…. Ok” and I think that was gonna be something about the cocks In her mouth. Which I just learned from memes today about their little sex situation. He took that slap like a tough little dude and he would have been the real OG if he snapped back about “keeping the cocks outta her mouth”.

What could have been..

Haha, that would have been epic. I'm guessing Oscar "security" would have been super slow had things escalated any further. Also guessing Will wouldn't have been such a tough guy had it been the Rock or Rickles or so on...he sized up a "weaker" adversary and went caveman...then pronounced how he is a "protector" just like King Richard. So weak and arrogant.

How is our pop culture ok with making fun of weight or hair loss?

[nightflameauto]

Best thing to come out of this is people being able to say, "Will Smith's biggest hit in decades," over it.

[Dave]

Oh we’re still pretending this was real?

The real suckers are the plebs that fell for actors being actors.

[Landshark]

Oh we’re still pretending this was real?

The real suckers are the plebs that fell for actors being actors.

they play make-believe for a living ... but that was REAL!

[Dave]

Whatever shit tier award show really needed a ratings boost and a attention grabbing moment to remind people Hollywood shit is still around.



It sure stirred up the basic middle aged dorks that have been crying about masks and bullshit vaccines for the last year.

[GuitarBilly]

It appears Will initially laughed at the joke, until his wife explained it to him. Oh well, if she can’t hadle a joke about alopecia….. it’s hair loss.

I'm DEAD

And yeah come on man. That was a bitch move on Will's part. His wife is well known ho. No offense.

But I guess she can't be a bald ho. Lol

[GuitarBilly]

Whatever shit tier award show really needed a ratings boost and a attention grabbing moment to remind people Hollywood shit is still around.



It sure stirred up the basic middle aged dorks that have been crying about masks and bullshit vaccines for the last year.

This too. I literally heard no one giving a shit about the Oscar this year until this incident. I didn't even know it was yesterday tbh ...

[metalguy]

Oh we’re still pretending this was real?

The real suckers are the plebs that fell for actors being actors.

they play make-believe for a living ... but that was REAL!

Yeah I don't get this "staged for publicity" take. I do believe it was 100% real.

They both did and said things that were fucked up though, that can totally be the case.

I have two nieces that both have alopecia, and yes they are still young, but it does affect them. I only hope they grow up to have the attitude that greatmutah said with his wife's cousin. But I believe Chris Rocks jokes were purely just that, just jokes and didn't have any real malice behind them.

but also I never have given two shits about the Oscars but here I am

[ajaxlepinski]

Will suddenly realized that, he was laughing at his own wife -and- if he won the Best Actor award, he wasn't going to get any Best Actor sex when he got home.
Fucking ooops!!!

[VTM]

Stolen from a facebook bro:

[spawnofthesith]

[JiveTurkey]

[andvari7]

Stolen from a facebook bro:

I look forward to a day when The Rock and Brock Lesnar are on a Captcha.

[Ruiner]

[Marc G]

[itchyfingers]

Hot take on the most retarded “news” of the week: Chris Rock is one of the dozens of dudes banging Will’s wife.

[greatmutah]

Holy shit

[ajaxlepinski]

I dunno... that Jada Pinkett looks plenty tough.
She looked irritated by the joke but, I doubt she gave Will that, "If you don't go up there and slap him NOW, no more blowjobs ever!" look.

Will really is a goofball...

[nightflameauto]

Holy crap.

[EndTime]

It sure stirred up the basic middle aged dorks that have been crying about masks and bullshit vaccines for the last year.

This cracks me up. The most I saw on my feed was middle aged dorks talking about how dumb people are talking about celebrities while they are… talking about dumb celebrities while pretending they aren’t. Lol.

Also as dumb as this was it’s impossible to avoid something like this when it was literally plastered everywhere. I agree those kinda taking a stance one way or another is pure nonsense. I was just hoping for more carnage since that would have been REAL entertainment. But I sure saw a lot more than basic middle aged dorks talking about it. Basically the entire world.

This is where the Dave schtick of ripping on the people of a forum where you have 26k fucking posts. Jesus. Weren’t you banned for like 2 years? Hahah. . This is psychology 101 of people hating on others the very thing they hate about themselves but are reluctant to admit. I thought you moved on from this sort of thing?

But back to the topic. Cause it’s moved to a new narrative. That speech he gave after he won. Oh man. I didn’t realize that happened and now there are a billion clips of black folks and woke whiteys posting that speech with piano music or other “emotional “ music playing behind. . There isn’t enough cringe in any emoji, or even words, to display that ridiculousness. And he got a standing O?! Hahaha. Now that speech was an actor being an actor 1000%.
So yeah, I completely agree people shouldn’t be talking about such warped humanity that is this ultra rich celebrity. They are beyond retarded and the sooner the world moves on from what was Hollywood and the like, the better. I actually thought we were on our way to that….